[外絮] 林书豪球衣PS事件聚焦 看美国JR如何吐槽

楼主: kinki999 (QQk(廢文被劣文中))   2014-07-03 16:52:08
原址: http://www.reddit.com/r/nba/
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PART1
Outside of Toyota Center Entrance (imgur.com)
http://i.imgur.com/aI8vVlN.jpg
丰田中心外的海报
[–]CelticsArtravus 285 分/分 11 hours ago
He sure plays for a lot of teams
我目测这个人为很多球队打球啊。
[–]Sunsmaxcaliburx 64 分/分 9 hours ago
Lin is probably tired of Melo taking his number away from him.
林书豪已经厌倦了甜瓜每次都把他的号码抢走了。
[–][HOU] Steve Francisandthatswhyyoudont 67 分/分 11 hours ago
We could do joint custody!
火密:我们可以对甜瓜使用共同监护权嘛!
[–]BullsiPlowedYourMom 175 分/分 11 hours ago
deal, you guys get him from july until october.
公牛蜜:就这么定了!你们从7月用到10月
[–][HOU] Steve Francisandthatswhyyoudont 43 分/分 11 hours ago
hey wait a minute!
火密:好吧~卧槽。。等一等!
[–]Celticssugar_free_haribo 110 分/分 9 hours ago
to be fair, those are melo's best months
老实说。7月到10月是甜瓜状态最好的时候。
[–]BullsSniper_Extreme 21 分/分 9 hours ago
Damn.
尼玛。。
[–]Celticssugar_free_haribo 40 分/分 9 hours ago
i actually meant that only half sarcastically. he's great in the olympics
and other international tournaments.
我一半讽刺一半实话啦。他在奥运会和其他国际联赛的时候表现超神。
[–]SwaggyMacchiato 64 分/分 10 hours ago
Lin is done
林书豪完蛋了。
[–]MagicsupbruhbruhLOL 69 分/分 10 hours ago
Jeremy Lin wears 7? haha awkwarddd
林书豪也穿的7号?哈哈!太尴尬了啊!
[–][PHX] Steve Nashemdyey 61 分/分 8 hours ago
Shit that's just straight disrespectful
草。这也太不尊重人了。
[–]NBAibarabi 54 分/分 7 hours ago
It's "Linsensitive"
“麻木不林”
[–]Bucksstockpickr 116 分/分 11 hours ago
It must be cool as hell to be Melo right about now.
甜瓜这会儿得爽死了吧,皇帝般的待遇。
[–]BullsMelo_Is_Leaving 25 分/分 11 hours ago
http://i.imgur.com/0qRFbsN.jpg
[–]Bullsrooofle 17 分/分 10 hours ago
They even put the uni reflection in the trophy, photoshop can do anything lol
连奖杯都能折射他的球衣!PS拯救世界啊!
[–]Bullspastrami1993 8 分/分 11 hours ago
It scares me how natural Melo looks in that Home Uni
公牛蜜:甜瓜穿火箭球衣是那么的般配,我感到深深的恐惧。。
[–]Heatsushicakes 26 分/分 9 hours ago
A game between Melo and Harden vs Russ and KD would literally look like a
2K game.
甜瓜+哈登VS威少+KD,这只有在2K里面才看得到啊!
PART2
Woj: Spoke to Lin's agents, Jim Tanner/Roger Montgomery, who say that
Houston did NOT inform Lin that the No. 7 would be used for Melo images.
(twitter.com)
雅虎记者Adrian Wojnarowski报导,据联盟消息源透露,关于使用7号球衣合成卡梅罗-
安东尼照片一事,火箭已经事先通知过林书豪。但是随后Woj称他与林书豪的经纪人
Jim Tanner和Roger Montgomery交流过,他们表示火箭并没有通知林书豪使用7号球衣
合成安东尼照片这件事。
[–]Raptorsnopenopenopewtf 3 分/分 5 hours ago
Woj or Woj, I don't know who to believe.
我到底是相信Woj还是Woj啊!好纠结。
[–]Methmatician 118 分/分 4 hours ago
Linsanity II: Houston, We Have a Problem
《林疯狂II》:休斯顿,你摊上大事儿了
[–]Sunsalphaclass16 15 分/分 4 hours ago
i anxiously await this netflix documentary.
脱裤坐等出纪录片!
[–]USAKnickedUp 24 分/分 4 小时 ago
"That was our bad. We forgot that we did not trade him yet."
莫雷“好吧,是我的错。我忘了把他交易出去了。。”
[–]PistonsShiftz 20 分/分 5 hours ago
So Houston uses his number, tells media they told him they would, but actually
didn't?
所以,这事儿是火箭用了林书豪的号码,然后告诉媒体他们已通知了林书豪,而事实上没有?
[–][TOR] Jose Calderondeadskin 11 分/分 5 hours ago
Nobody knows the truth. This is just turning out to be he-said she-said
没人知道真相,这个剧本已变成了“听他说……”“听她说……“了
[–]Grizzliesfreakman012 5 分/分 2 hours ago
This is just me speculating, but it just seemed like Houston was just trying
to cover up the fact they didn't tell him after Lin made the tweet. I don't
see Lin being the type of person to make that tweet if he was told.
我只是猜测,不过我觉得是火箭试图掩盖他们没通知林书豪的真相。我不觉得林书豪是
那种被通知了还会发推抱怨的人。
[–]Netspotacho 4 分/分 4 hours ago
At least they didn't use Lin's body.
知足吧,只用了号码,至少没用林书豪的身体。
PART3
Jeremy Lin admits he felt disrespected by Rockets blasting #7 on Melo Promo's
Today. Via Twitter
林书豪表示暗示对火箭的不满
[–][MEM] Jeremy LinWumboJumbo 1248 分/分 8 hours ago
THESE HOUS AINT LOYAL
火箭管理层太不忠诚了。
[–]Trail Blazerszarepath 191 分/分 5 hours ago
As a Blazers fan, I've got to say that it seemed as though Lin caused more
problems for us than Harden did
作为一个开拓者蜜,我不得不说林书豪对我们造成的麻烦看起来要比哈登多。
[–]Trail BlazersSprinklesss 73 分/分 5 hours ago
Partly because of who was guarding them but yes I agree
可能部分原因是因为对位防守人的区别吧,不过我同意你的说法~
[–]Trail Blazerstheapplecowprodigy 43 分/分 5 hours ago
If Lin didn't they that rebound in Game 3 the Blazers probably sweep.
如果林书豪在系列赛第三战中没有抢下那个关键篮板的话,开拓者可能已经横扫火箭了。
[–]Lakersjustsomeguy5 95 分/分 8 hours ago
Haha, I like it. 100% true. I hope he gets traded sooner than later.
哈哈,我百分百地喜欢这剧情呐,希望林书豪或早或晚被交易掉。
[–]WarriorsRabsho 674 分/分 8 hours ago
It's a bad look for the Rockets.
Showing that level of disrespect to one of your players does not make your team
more desirable to free agents.
Rocket making themselves look like a second rate organization.
火箭队又多了一个新的黑点。
对自家球员的不尊重不会让你的球队变得更具有自由市场吸引力。
火箭队的水平看起来跟二流管理层一样了。
[–]Pistonshurlcarl 88 分/分 7 hours ago
Rockets are pretty cut throat about where they want to get.
They lured Asik there with promises of being their guy and starting center...
look how long that lasted.
If you're not a max guy in Houston, I wouldn't show much loyalty because they
certainly won't.
火箭队对于他们想要得到的球员从来都是不择手段不计后果的。
他们当初给阿西克画了一张大饼告诉他以后你就是火箭人和首发中锋。。。
看看这张饼够吃几年?
如果你不是休斯顿的特权球员,那就不要太过于忠诚因为很显然火箭队不会对你忠诚的。
[–]RocketsCCM721 78 分/分 8 hours ago
Did the same thing when they were courting Chris Bosh years ago, using Scolas
number.
前几年他们招募波什的时候是不是也干了同样的事儿?用的是斯科拉的球衣号。
[–]Spurswaitressinthesky 259 分/分 8 hours ago
So you're historically slimy.
往事不要再提。。。
[–]Bucksasianmathgangster 607 分/分 7 hours ago
Come to Milwaukee Lin,
you can learn how to be a great PG from Coach Kidd and Coach Kidd can learn
how to be a decent human being from you.
来密尔沃基吧小林子。
主帅基德可以教你怎么做一个好控卫,你也可以教基德怎么做一个好人。
[–]Hawksgoodrev05 269 分/分 6 hours ago
Until Kidd takes Lin's job from him.
不久之后基德抢了林的控卫饭碗。
[–]Supersonicsfakenigga4lyfe 101 分/分 5 hours ago
And the Nets trade to make Lin head coach.
然后篮网队交易得到了林书豪作为球队新主帅。
[–]Knicksshrinkwrappedzebra 49 分/分 3 hours ago
And then Lin demands control of basketball operations and gets traded to the
Bucks
然后林书豪向管理层逼宫要更多的权力,之后被交易到了雄鹿队当主帅。
[–]SpursDimTuncan 59 分/分 3 hours ago
Then Jason Kidd comes to Milwaukee,
where he can learn how to be a great PG from Coach Lin and Coach Lin can learn
how to be a decent human being from him.
然后基德来到了密尔沃基,
主帅林书豪可以教你怎么做一个好控卫,你也可以教林书豪怎么做一个好人。
[–]Knicksethantheeo 25 分/分 3 hours ago
And then Coach Lin takes Jason Kidd's job from him.
不久之后林书豪抢了基德的控卫饭碗。
[–]Knicksbryansm1208 578 分/分 8 hours ago
JLin has been disrespected too much in this league. I'm always rootin' for
you Jeremy!
林书豪在联盟里遭受了太多的不尊重待遇了。我会永远支持你的小林子!
[–]Magicfifteenpercent 160 分/分 7 hours ago
:( Linsanity was a blessing and a curse. Hope he finds a team that respects
who he is as a player
林疯狂是上帝的祝福也是撒旦的诅咒。希望他能够找到一支能够对他球员身份表示尊重的球队。
[–]Rocketspandaboy99 277 分/分 7 hours ago
I wish i was cursed with 25 million dollars
我倒是希望我被2500万的合同诅咒。
[–]Magicfifteenpercent 101 分/分 7 hours ago
you're acting like the 25 million was just thrown at him... he worked for it
man, if you work for it you can get it
你这话说的好像这2500万是大风刮来的。。。哥们他是靠自己的血汗挣到的,如果你也有
他那份努力程度相信你也有能力挣到。
[–]Wizardsvexxes 330 分/分 7 hours ago
No he can't.
哦,楼上那个他挣不到的。
[–][PHX] Steve NashBryanFair 237 分/分 8 hours ago
Yo Melo you see how the treat Jeremy Lin? That's you in 5 years when you're
35 and the Rockets want Anthony Davis!!!
瓜瓜你看到他们是怎么对小林子的吗?同样的事会发生在五年之后等你35岁了到时候
火箭队要追求浓眉戴维斯的时候!!!
[–]Charlotte Bobcatsim_so_meta 226 分/分 9 hours ago
The Rockets are abusing the fact that Lin is a devout Christian that is willing
to forgive.
火箭队就是看准了林书豪是个容易宽恕原谅他人的虔诚基督徒,往死里弄的节奏。
[–]76ersVisionSixteen 160 分/分 9 hours ago
Sorry Lin, they were trying to trade you before you noticed it.
对不住了小林子,他们其实早在你注意到这些的之前就想过要交易你了。
[–]Bullsjeric13xd 150 分/分 9 hours ago
I Love Jeremy Lin. Staying classy even when the rockets is doing him dirty.
大爱林书豪。火箭虐你千万遍,你待火箭如初恋。
[–]Charlotte Hornetspaulz0rs 130 分/分 9 hours ago
Come back to NYC and take Melo's number.
回到发迹地纽约,然后穿上安东尼的球衣号。
[–]Knickstheguynamedtim 34 分/分 5 hours ago
And bring Chandler Parsons.
please
记得带上好基友帕森斯啊,求你了亲。
挺有趣的,来当个搬运工给大家看!
作者: sillywhoever (I love God)   2014-07-03 19:04:00
林写战术板的专业模样已经深植人心!
作者: gold97972000 (Miyanaga Saki)   2014-07-03 22:24:00
XDDDDDXDDDDD去尼克穿甜瓜球衣

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