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标题: Re: [问卦] 翻译翻译什么叫做台湾价值
时间: Sun May 6 21:59:45 2018
※ 引述《kuojames2580 (我什么都没有卵用)》之铭言：
: 爬了一堆八卦版的文章和看了一堆文章
: 我还是不知道什么叫做他妈的台湾价值
: 所以有哪位了解的可以翻译翻译什么叫做台湾价值
先说，我是口译不是笔译，翻不漂亮
1. 台湾价值
表：Taiwan Value
里：DPP number 1!!!!!!!
2. 啊不然你要投国民党？
表：If you don't like DPP, go ahead and vote KMT
里：You're still gonna vote DPP in the end, sucker.
3. 劳工是我们心中最软的一块
表：I will champion labor rights; I will prioritize labor rights.
里：Fuck you all worthless laborors
4. 用爱发电
表：No nuke. Electricity can be generated with LOVE.
里：Turn off your goddamn ACs, fat asses.
5. 薪水低就当作做功德
表：Don't focus on the money you make. Focus on the karma you earned by doing such good deeds.
里：Accept the fact that you're a loser and SUCK MY KARMA, you piece of shit.
6. 你们要跟你老板说，台湾就是这样，劳方不自己去跟资方说，都跟政府抗议
表：Talk to your employers and ask for better benefits.
里：None of my fucking business. Get lost.
7. 谦卑、谦卑、再谦卑
表：Be humble. Be humble. Be humble.
里：Now we can do whatever we want, fuck yeah.
8. 中华民国是流亡政府
表：ROC is a government in exile
里：Not if I'm the president
最后来点反台湾价值的
9. 垃圾不分蓝绿
表：Taipei can help other areas with their garbage disposal.
里：Both KMT and DPP suck big time.
应乡民要求补：
10. 亲中爱台
表：Just because I maintain close relation with China doesn't mean I betray Taiwan.
里：Only DPP can do that.