1. 非应届生禁止进入系学会
2. LGBTQ 与狗不得在会中办打传说对决
3. 移除监视器、减少会办抽菸取缔次数
4. 原住民、侨生、体育生入学名额减少
5. A罩杯以下女生国防必修2学分
6. ㄐㄐ10公分以下要上家政课
7. 大四毕业母胎单身进行结扎手术
8. 和牛列为海底捞必点项目,未点者勒令退学
9. 女生微积分强制穿高中制服上课
10. 住宿者大二第一志愿选城中
11. 迎新宿营男女混住
12. 欠钱不还超过一个月剁手指
13. 三一者强制退学
14. 加设刷卡权限,BMI 20以上禁止搭乘电梯
15. 舞会处男禁止报名,处女强制参加
16. 禁止系上同学与职业军人交往
1. Non-graduating students are prohibited from joining departmental
associations.
2. LGBTQ individuals and dogs are not allowed to organize Legends of the
Storm tournaments within the association.
3. Remove surveillance cameras and reduce the number of smoking crackdowns
during meetings.
4. Reduce the admission quota for indigenous students, overseas Chinese
students, and student athletes.
5. Female students with cup sizes below A must take 2 credits of mandatory
national defense classes.
6. Students below 10 centimeters in height must take home economics classes.
7. Graduating seniors must undergo sterilization surgery if they remain
single.
8. Kobe beef is designated as a must-order item at Hai Di Lao. Failure to
order will result in expulsion.
9. Female students are required to wear high school uniforms during calculus
classes.
10.Sophomore students living on campus must select city-central as their first
choice for housing.
11.Orientation camps will have mixed-gender accommodations.
12.Failure to repay debts within one month will result in finger amputation.
13.Offenders of plagiarism will be expelled.
14.Implement card access controls; individuals with a BMI over 20 are
prohibited from using elevators.
15.Virgin males are prohibited from signing up for dances, while virgin
females are required to participate.
16.Students within the department are prohibited from engaging in
relationships with professional military personnel.
应该是 半开玩笑 半真希望这样做