※ 引述《jj1379746 (J乞来)》之铭言：
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: 还是瑶瑶爆走拿冲锋枪扫射整间学校喷一堆血
: 有卦吗
Chapter One - Black Man, Sleepy Psychic
镜头从庙的大门开始
渐渐往里头拍摄
一名女子垂著头 提着大手提箱 缓缓走入
镜头拍摄她的足部
一步一步 高跟鞋声清脆而规律
接着停止
镜头一转 由上而下
庙广场的正中央
小板凳上坐着一名黑人
双手十指紧贴
顶着一颗大光头
身穿花衬衫
“Welcome! My dear! You finally show up! Got some trouble huh? Haha!”
黑人露出一口白牙咧笑
定格 跳出名字 Kim (山谬杰克森饰金胜在)
“You can call me Kim, darling! I know why you're here! Don't be afraid...I'm not ganna eat yo! Just tell!”
“...my father...he...”
女子抬起头，边说边咬著下嘴唇
“was possessed by...something...”
山谬金未等女子说完
“Yes,he was.”
女子吐了一口气，正色望着金山谬
“I see...That's a fxxking big deal...really really big...”
金山谬抓了抓头，举起手指著女子：
“But I'm not ganna do it for free. I'm a pro! You know what I mean huh? A fxxking pro!”
“......”
女子举起手中的大手提箱，打开
满满一叠叠的百元美金
“Haha! It seems your old man get a smart girl!”
金山谬步向前 准备去拿手提箱
突然配乐变得和谐
镜头对准女子的乳沟
女子左手一伸
从乳沟掏出一把左轮手枪
碰！射中了小板凳
“Holy shit! God damn it!”
金山谬吓了一跳，破口大骂
“You greedy asshole! Save my father's life or I swear I will blow your head off!”
女子眼神冷酷，态度坚决
此时搭配着西部枪客对峙的配乐
“Hey! Calm down lady! If you kill me, no one can save your papa!”
金山谬举起双手，斗大汗珠从额头落下
“Shut up!”
女子一手收起钱箱，继续用枪指著金山谬
“My father is in the car outside...”
女子扣上板机：
“Now follow my order!”
“Ok! OK! Just don't put the gun to my head! Come on! Take it easy lady...”
“I said shut up!”
“Then put that gun away!”
“Shut up!”
“Then put...”
“SHUT UP!”
“PUT THAT FXXKING GUN AWAY FROM MY FXXKING HEAD! YOU MOTHERFXXER! Are you fxxking deaf?”
金山谬大吼，惊著女子一个踉跄
“Why can you just listen to me? You crazy bitch! I said OK, it meant OK! So just put that fxxking gun away!”
金山谬将手伸入衬衫
“What are you doing！？”
女子再次举起手枪
“Just let me make a call! Do I look like a fxxking exorcist! Damn!”
金山谬连忙拿起手机打电话：
“Jane! Is that you? Come back now!”
“Stop taking fxxking nap! A bitch is ganna kill me so get your ass back now!”
“Don't you dare! Hey! Hey! Don't hang up the fxxking phone!”
电话挂断，金山谬盯着手机萤幕
女子一脸不知如何是好，枪依旧指著金山谬
“Motherfxxker...”
金山谬碎碎念骂道
枪声响起
进入黑画面
轻快的迪斯可配乐
白字跳出
A Film by Quentin Tarantino
消失
红字跳出
The Teenage Psychic
消失
第二章标题
Chapter Two - Fall in Love with Psychic
这样大概演了半个小时
总共有五章这样