※ 引述《alcloth (吕布)》之铭言：
: 好啦～反正我现在闲闲就帮你翻译一一下！
: A:What is this?
: B:wei-da-lee
: A:mei-da-lee?
: B:wei-da-lee
: A:Italy?
: B:wei-da-lee
: A:wei-da-lee
: B:water la!
: A:It's Good to Drink?
: B:lee-leen-ka-mai!
: A:lee-kung-sha???
: ~Fin~
A midget possessed nine knifes that cheated his girlfriend with other girl who
was a not famous Taiwanese reporter named ting yu. They liked to go to motel
for having a chatting time underneath comforter. So when he got caught by one
magazine. He confessed
........
请先把学费寄来喔！剩下的我在打给你喔，还有 捅六个月也太久了吧