※ 引述《hihijames (123)》之铭言：
: Dog team find nine knife fuck teamU in the hotel,they took a picture
: and show to everyone.Everyone know nine knife is a garbage because he already
: has a girlfriend. Reporter ask nine knife what did he thinking.He said'he like
: teamU but also like his girlfriend',then he choosen his girlfriend because
: teamU is a pupu
: This event let us know that nine knife is an idiot and teamU is a pupu
: That's all
: 帮你写完了 要用的话我私信户头给你 先汇钱过来不然算是侵权 谢谢
帮你翻译
狗仔队发现九把刀在摩铁干亭羽，他们拍了一张照片，然后秀给大家看。
大家都知道九把刀是个垃圾，因为他还有一个女友。
记者问九把刀怎么想的。
九把刀回答他喜欢亭羽但也是喜欢他的女友，
然而他选择女友因为亭羽是个扑扑。
很厉害吧！