[闲聊] 南哥贴的笑话==>>E世代的结晶

楼主: bmw525ok (追夢安)   2009-01-07 01:42:11
E世代的结晶....................... by 南哥
周一早上.........正在冲泡著浓郁的咖啡........一段有趣的对话发生了
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爹地,我是怎么来到这个世界的??
" Daddy? How did I come into this world ?"
哦,儿子啊,总有一天我会让你知道的
" Well, my child , some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
拜托!!为什么今天不行?
" So why not today ? Please! "
好吧,你仔细听着!!
" OK, but listen carefully."
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你妈和我在网咖相遇而认识
" Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe."
并在网咖的洗手间你妈和我使用了超连结
" In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom."
那时你妈从我的随身插硬盘下载了一些资料
" Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick."
当我完成上传时,我们发现我们没有使用防火墙
" When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall."
也忘了安装防毒软件===========>>追梦安加的
" Also forget install virus protection."
因此,想要取消或删除都已为时太晚
" Since it was too late to cancel or delete."
就这样,九个月后我们就被一个病毒所终结了~~哭哭
" So nine months later we ended up with a virus.~~Cry cry."

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