看到这篇让我不禁想浮出水面分享一些东西
以下是某实况玩家(rating美洲积分53xx)在他自介的最后给有心想变强的玩家的建议
由于他一开始就标明了是内心话，所以口气相当呛XD
不过我简单翻译时会把它改得委婉一点，以免触犯板规
My real talk
我的真心话
Hey whats up dota player? Oh, you're wondering why you have the rating you
have? Let me spit some real talk and maybe you'll think about it and improve
because of it.
嘿，怎么了，dota玩家?喔，你正在思考为什么你会只停留在你现有的积分吗?让我打开天
窗说些亮话吧，也许你会思考它并因它而有所进步
First of all, the rating you've earned after you've played 300+ games is
accurate. No you're not the exception. No you don't get shitty teams every
single game and that's the reason why you lose. No you really shouldn't be
in a higher bracket or have higher rating... you just suck. Just get used
to it. No matter how many times you make a new account or how many times
you reset your stats, your shit isn't going to get "fixed" and you aren't
going to magically be much higher rated then you were before. I'm tired of
hearing about how bad your teams are every game and how you dominate your
lane every game and your team just feeds the game away. There is a common
denominator in your game history of losses, and it's you. So sack up, stfu,
and accept that you suck, and learn to get better. Oh you understand now?
good. Here's some tips to help you get better, because i've played a couple
of different games at the top level, and i think i have a pretty good
understanding of how to get good at something.
首先，在你打超过300场游戏以后所获得的积分是准确的，不，你绝对不是例外。不，你绝
对不会每场都得跟猪头队友一起打，而这正是你会输的原因，不，你真的不应该出现在更
高的层级或得到更高的积分...你就是烂，习惯它吧。不管你再怎么重开新帐号或再怎么重
洗数据，你的问题都不会自动"修复"，你也绝不会魔术般的获得比你之前高很多的积分。
我已经厌倦听到那些关于"每场游戏你的队友有多烂多烂"，"你把你那路对手电的多惨，而
你的队友每次都狂送把整场游戏都送掉"。有一个共同的分母存在你败场历史当中，那就是
你。所以stfu，承认你的烂，并且学习如何变得更好。喔，你现在了解了吗?很好，这里有
些提示可以帮助你变得更好，因为我在不少我玩过的游戏当中都打到最高层级，所以我想
我相当了解如何在一个游戏中变好
1.Recognize your mistakes. Try to find one or two things out of each game
you play (win or loss) that you could have done better
1.发现你的错误，试着从你玩过的场中(不论输赢)找出你可以做得更好的一或两件事
2.Learn from those mistakes. Think over the scenario again and try to find
what you needed to do correctly, instead of the fail play you made.
2.从错误中学习。重新思考过整个场景并找出当时你应该做的事，而不是你所犯的错误
3.Find someone better then you that you can learn from. Find a friend or a
random guy in a pub that you can play with consistently to learn from and ask
questions
找一个比你强的学习对象，找个朋友或随便一个pub上你可以经常向他学习或问问题的人
4.You're not better then a pro player. If for some ungodly reason you are
better then a pro player, you would have been noticed already. But, but,
CARD... i don't know any pro players!!! If you're actually good enough to be
on a pro team, you would be consistently playing against pro players in MM
and they will notice you, if you're good enough.
4.你绝不会比一个pro强，如果有什么天杀的原因让你比一个pro强，你早就被发掘了。但
是...但是...CARD，我不认识任何pro玩家!!!如果你真的强到够资格待在一个pro team里
，你会经常跟pro玩家一起打matchmaking而他们会认得你，如果你够强的话。
5.Lastly, stop pretending like you know what you're talking about. Don't
scream at your team when you die and blame them for failing, feeding,
sucking, being a noob/russian. Chances are the reason you died was because
something you did. Not to say everytime it is, but most of the time your
position, decision to farm, bad timing caused your death.
5. 最后，不要假装你知道你在说什么，当你死掉的时候不要对你的队友咆啸或怪他们fail
，feed，suck或是noob。通常你会死是因为你做的某件事，并不是说每次都是，但大部分
时候你的位置，farm的决定，或时机的掌握是导致你死亡的主因。
If you read this and still think you don't suck. You're probably retarded.
Every single player in the world has room for improvement in one way or
another. The good players recognize it, the bad players are blind.
如果你看完这些后仍然认为你不烂，那你可能是个脑X。世界上的每个玩家或多或少都有进
步的空间，好的玩家会辨认出它们，烂的玩家则完全无视。
以上这些建议，希望能对原po有所帮助，因为照理说如果你真的够厉害，你在低分地狱应
该是要大屠杀他们的(我以前就搞过这种事，高分场打太累，就故意用分身帐号狂输把积分
洗低然后去低分地狱大屠杀XD)，在低分场千万别当什么support，你support一堆赚钱龟速
的队友毫无意义，就算他们农了几十分钟后终于满身神装，也别期待他们会在对的时间点
做对的事，最好的方式就是你自己选单中英雄，把中路压爆，然后整场等级装备领先并自
己买眼控符再顺便把其他两路杀爆，从而奠定胜局，如果你够强，这就是你在低分场中唯
一该做的事，希望你能尽早摆脱低分地狱囉!