[闲聊] 饶舌动画:YouTube vs Twitch

楼主: tomsonchiou (TC)   2021-11-24 14:44:00
https://youtu.be/sCZ9zHCBAxg
饶舌对决乱入很常见,但看到乱入者还是忍不住骂出来了XD
以下是歌词&我懂的梗,欢迎补充
0:06处是Twitch知名贴图POGCHAMP
https://i.imgur.com/g4ASnu5.png
0:09处是YouTube常见的缩图动作:惊讶貌、箭头、圈圈
https://i.imgur.com/vcy4UNa.png
(Verse 1: YouTube)
The undisputed king of videos is higher than you
You can look through my site, and start admiring the views
指YouTube的总观看数远大于Twitch
Google, searches for me and they subscribe to me too
指Google搜寻结果导向至YouTube和Google收购YouTube
I've been, on top of the food chain since my start at the zoo
YouTube的第一支影片“Me at the zoo”
Banning words like "virgin, incel and simp"
But, you got bought by a prick that fits the description
Twitch被亚马逊收购
Twitch, you've been a slick one, binning blind playthroughs
Since that's your staff when they witness tits, Bruh!
I clicked on full screen, so here's the bigger picture
We're better off without you like we're fucking Ninja on Mixer
实况主Ninja曾短暂从Twitch改到Mixer直播
I think we should ditch ya, because these watchers would rather
Flick through your clips on YouTube, I'm larger
I am your vod-father!
谐音教父Godfather,也指观众要补Twitch的VOD还是得上YouTube看
If this fight's the like button, then consider it smashed!
不确定这是不是在指YouTube取消倒赞数
When I throw this pussy like Alinity's cat!
实况主Alinity 曾把猫丢出窗外
But I'll be spitting the venom until your memory's crashed!
YouTube是知名的会吃内存
Twitch won't be living longer
Put an F in the chat!
F双关死当与脏话,指Twitch聊天室脏话满满
(Verse 2: Twitch)
You mean people have to listen to this guy cry first?
看YouTube前要先看广告
Please God! Somebody comment the timestamp to my verse
YouTube留言区常会有人标出时间轴
I guess drawn-out intros is how YouTube spends it's free-time
But what if we wanted to rewind without getting reminded of Rewind!?
YouTube被倒赞最多的影片就是YouTube自己上传的YouTube Rewind
So leave while you can, you already fucking ran wild!
And went from 'Gangnam Style' to 'Logang Man Child!'
指江南Style与去树海拍摄死者而炎上的YouTuber罗根保罗
Then you stripped what we made fun and milked it so you could add whore!
Followed by more features for shit that nobody asked for!
指YouTube上的粪广告与推荐不想看影片的算法
Bit off the hands of the creators who fed you
I'm the king of live views! You're the king of dead views!
指Twitch的观看数都是实时,YouTube的观看数是过去的累积
Your site's a pit of celebrities, corporate bias and sports
Dropped the 'You' but you'll need the 'Tube' for life support!
YouTube商业性合作增多,越来越远离个人的”你”
Your content's twice as forced as Google +, my dude
曾经YouTube用户会强行与Google +绑定
Susan couldn't even gift to you a 'W'
You and copyright mix like Felix and Fiverr
Felix为PewdiePie本名,指他在Fiverr开的玩笑被解读成反犹言论的事件。如同YouTube
出发点良好却引发不满的版权机制
此处暗指两家版权大厂迪士尼&任天堂
https://i.imgur.com/5vlVenp.png
Don't talk about simps, you'd COPPA feel with minors!
COPPA为儿童线上隐私保护法,2020年1月6日,COPPA使YouTube有关联儿童内容的影片做
出禁止广告置放、影片收藏和留言功能
(Verse 3: YouTube)
We could fire off hotter with a Baby Shark top hit
YouTube 上的洗脑歌Baby Shark
You're so corny, no wonder you got Logic
It's hypocritical putting me a poor light
When I gave us Minecraft, you gave us Fortnite!
(Verse 4: Twitch)
Your ads are getting longer every single month
Make like ASMR, and 'Shut the fuck up!'
指YouTube的广告时间越来越长,ASMR影片也多为长时间
Bruh, you're algorithm is a toilet, hence the YouTube Poops
Forget Pokemon, Twitch played YouTube too!
指经典企划Twitch Plays Pokémon
(Verse 5: TikTok) 抖音乱入
Tick tock, tick tock
双关滴答声与抖音名称
Time to get your shit rocked
Ask Lil Nas X if I know a thing about hip-hop
Lil Nas X为饶舌歌手兼知名抖音用户
I've not been in a room of Z-list flops, thinking that they're big shots
Since I visited VidCon!
VidCon 为全球网络创作者大会,近年TikTokers 比例逐渐增加
Bitch stop
I'm bruising you and I'm doing it Musical.ly
musical.ly为短影片app,被抖音的母公司字节跳动以10亿美元收购,
之后musical.ly与TikTok(抖音的国际版)合并
Your losing views to me
Your users will have to duet your funerals using me
I do all things you two do
抖音内容包含了YouTube的影片上传和Twitch实况功能
And I improve it see
YouTube you're in hot water like you're a doodoo Twitch boobie stream
指Twitch上的泡澡露奶实况
https://i.imgur.com/YKVhFDu.png
此处也看得出两家网站的差异XD
I introduced me and you to consuming new content so smoothly through my
algorithm
That you had to rip-off, that's a bad decision of course
You bit off Tik-Tok, but I bet you wish you hadn't come up too Short
指YouTube为了抗衡抖音也推出了短片功能
Now onto the other huge dork
How this prick, uh..
Get picked up by Amazon yet he can't deliver
I'm in my prime, still seeing over a thousand figures
The only time you see that's when you're surrounded by streamers
You've banned for loudly breathing!! Or some fucking lousy reason
YouTube常因呼吸声太色或一些鸟理由Ban人
Climbed up the vine, now I'm at the tip top
双关爬上藤蔓与踩着过往短影片王者Vine登顶
Donald Trump really tried but I can't be switched off
川普曾试着关闭抖音
Hope you don't find the bad side of TikTok
指抖音被爆出会传资讯给中共
Scrap the lip-sync, I got something you can put your lips on!
指抖音上常见的表演方式对嘴歌唱影片,以及YouTube与Twitch都避之唯恐不及,抖音上
却不算罕见的露屌影片
作者: lucifiel1618 (Lucifiel)   2021-11-24 14:45:00
以前还是个很有趣的频道现在已经被支共赤化了
作者: emptie ([ ])   2021-11-24 14:49:00
twitch的聊天室刷F跟脏话没关系吧 那个好像是COD的meme

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