if (girlfriend.hasBigBoobs() ||
girlfriend.isVeryPretty() ||
girlfriend.isVeryTight())
{ keepThisPrincess(); }
else
{ makeOtherGirlfriend(); }
function keepThisPrincess()
{ while(true) { swallow(); } }
function makeOtherGrilfriend()
{ console.log('sorry, I don't know how'); }