※ 引述《Wangdy (蒙古人)》之铭言：
: 安度因讲笑话
: 从reddit搬运过来
: www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/bg9n3q/anduins_jokes_in_text
: Greetings, friend.
: A king is only as noble as the cause he serves.
: Please, now is not the time for that. Also, it will never be the time for
: that.
: The Light will abolish the Shadow in all its forms! I personally would never
: resort to its dark methods.
: Except when playing Hearthstone. Sometimes that game brings out the worst in
: me.
: A lot of people don’t realize how difficult and …awkward it is to grow up
: in the spotlight, your every success and every failure laid bare in front of
: the entire world…..of warcraft.
: Mhh? Oh! Actually, I am still wearing the helmet, it’s just transmogrified
: to “hidden.”
: 其实我有戴头盔啦，只是勾选“不显示头盔”
这个在说塑型的选项，可以选择透明头盔
: You know those Shadow Priests are a bad influence. If one mind controlled yo
u
: and asked you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? The answer is “yes,”
: by the way. Yuck!
: Oh crud! I forgot to cast fortify on the group. Eh. I’m sure one of the
: other Priests on the battleground will get it.
: When you really think about it, isn’t every race in the Alliance an Allied
: Race?
: 据说是wow的梗，因为wow多了个 allied race，但是 Alliance里的种族
: 不都是allied race吗？
安度因在钻牛角尖
联盟英文Alliance，也能翻作“同盟”，所以联盟里的种族就已经是“同盟”种族了
: In Pandaren board games the goal is for both players to win. In Hearthstone
: the goal is for me to beat you to death. With your own minions.
: 在熊猫国的桌游游戏目标是要双方都赢，但是在炉石里却是要
: 我把你往死里打 (用你自己的手下)
: There will be peace. One day. At least I think there will. How many WoW
: expansions are left again? ….Oh… ohh.. oh. Well. Well then.
: 我认为艾泽拉斯终将有和平的一天，一定会.....
: 对了，魔兽世界还会有多少资料片？ 嗯~ 好吧~
: Why did the Priesthood call it a Leap of Faith? No one leaps and it certainl
y
: doesn’t require faith. I’ve always thought “Lifegrip” would be more
: accurate.
: 为什么信仰之跃要叫信仰之跃呢？ 没人跳跃，甚至不需要信仰，
: 我觉得叫 活命之握 还比较精确一点
吐槽这招，这招根本不是被施放的人主动选择跳，而是被牧师拉过去，有时候被拉会被吓
到
而且被拉的除了多一个翅膀，动画基本上跟死亡之握87%像
死握英文是 death grip
: A Paladin, a Medic, a DJ, the Archangel of Hope, and a Priest walk into a
: bar. The bartender stops them and says “Ey! No support groups!”
: 这个笑话已经过时啦~ 英雄分类的 sup 已经不是这些补师们了
support groups 是互助会的意思，就是电影里一群人围成一圈坐在一起，分享自己经历
，互相勉励之类的
这个笑话可能是酒吧禁止互助会进去占位子，类似禁止直销进麦当劳这样，加上文字双关
，因为这几只英雄现在分类是 Healer 不是 Support
: My father always said everything the Light touches is our kingdom. But not
: Deadwind Pass. We don’t go there.
跟推文说的一样，出自狮子王
https://youtu.be/XkFUHMjZDgs
然后乌瑞恩是雄狮王(狮子王)
deadwind pass就是逆风小径，卡啦赞也在这里
这个梗应该是这样，不去的原因是这张地图永远是晚上，没有被日光照到，不算安度因爸
爸所说的领土
: 其实好几个我都不懂笑点在哪~