安度因讲笑话
从reddit搬运过来
www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/bg9n3q/anduins_jokes_in_text
Greetings, friend.
A king is only as noble as the cause he serves.
Please, now is not the time for that. Also, it will never be the time for
that.
The Light will abolish the Shadow in all its forms! I personally would never
resort to its dark methods.
Except when playing Hearthstone. Sometimes that game brings out the worst in
me.
A lot of people don’t realize how difficult and …awkward it is to grow up
in the spotlight, your every success and every failure laid bare in front of
the entire world…..of warcraft.
Mhh? Oh! Actually, I am still wearing the helmet, it’s just transmogrified
to “hidden.”
其实我有戴头盔啦，只是勾选“不显示头盔”
You know those Shadow Priests are a bad influence. If one mind controlled you
and asked you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? The answer is “yes,”
by the way. Yuck!
Oh crud! I forgot to cast fortify on the group. Eh. I’m sure one of the
other Priests on the battleground will get it.
When you really think about it, isn’t every race in the Alliance an Allied
Race?
据说是wow的梗，因为wow多了个 allied race，但是 Alliance里的种族
不都是allied race吗？
In Pandaren board games the goal is for both players to win. In Hearthstone
the goal is for me to beat you to death. With your own minions.
在熊猫国的桌游游戏目标是要双方都赢，但是在炉石里却是要
我把你往死里打 (用你自己的手下)
There will be peace. One day. At least I think there will. How many WoW
expansions are left again? ….Oh… ohh.. oh. Well. Well then.
我认为艾泽拉斯终将有和平的一天，一定会.....
对了，魔兽世界还会有多少资料片？ 嗯~ 好吧~
Why did the Priesthood call it a Leap of Faith? No one leaps and it certainly
doesn’t require faith. I’ve always thought “Lifegrip” would be more
accurate.
为什么信仰之跃要叫信仰之跃呢？ 没人跳跃，甚至不需要信仰，
我觉得叫 活命之握 还比较精确一点
A Paladin, a Medic, a DJ, the Archangel of Hope, and a Priest walk into a
bar. The bartender stops them and says “Ey! No support groups!”
这个笑话已经过时啦~ 英雄分类的 sup 已经不是这些补师们了
My father always said everything the Light touches is our kingdom. But not
Deadwind Pass. We don’t go there.
其实好几个我都不懂笑点在哪~