[新闻] 超拟真性爱娃娃 俨然成为艺术品

楼主: deepdish (Keep The Faith)   2016-05-06 06:43:20
【TOMO双语爆】超拟真性爱娃娃 俨然成为艺术品
http://www.appledaily.com.tw/appledaily/article/international/20160505/37197846
2016年05月05日
http://twimg.edgesuite.net//images/twapple/640pix/20160505/_Other/TOMO04.jpg
看看这位沐浴中的女子,多甜美啊!
任何仿造女性体型,还在特定位置加装小洞的海滩充气球,都比不上她!
多年来,日本东方工业(Orient Industry)的硅胶性爱娃娃,已经进化好几代了!
1977年,东方工业推出了“Hohoemi”娃娃。
她的描述非常贴切,是个“单纯的女孩”,只有头、乳房、跟一个“虫洞”。
她的姊妹品,Kagemi、Eika、Hana 1、跟Hana 2稍微进步了点。
但是…看起来仍像被“分尸”的尸体,而非引起欲望的对象。
不过,东方工业果然有万众一心,不屈不挠的精神,到了2005年,新材质的出现,
让理想更容易实现了。
原本令人错乱的组合娃娃,变成了“硅胶淑女”,
例如这位Ange,在炒饭时一点声音都不吭,让你可以百分之百,专心地取悦自己。
Petite Jewel是小只了点儿,不过重点是,她还是有一对超大胸部。
不喜欢她的手指吗?
这可以客制化订做的!
而且还可以指定眼睛和毛发的颜色喔!
该公司还推出姊妹花!
(如果你喜欢那种…成熟姊姊,跟她年幼小妹一起来的情节。)
这位Yasuragi小姐,据称有6种不同的脸部表情,可供选择。
想走高级路线吗?
艺妓Tomoko有两套服装-和服、兔女郎装。
你不但能帮她脱衣服,而且艺妓娃娃最大的特色是,她会喂你喝饮料!
她的乳头可以喷水,无论啤酒、红酒、任何你想得到的液体…都可以喷。
这跟喂母乳一模一样,所以没什么好怕的啦!
不过接下来的娃娃种类,就有点问题了…
日本人本来就以古怪著称,所以他们制造这种名叫“Petite Nanos”的恋童癖娃娃,
也没什么。
但是,还不只这样…来,跟“Lala Dolls”问好。
要是你跟杀人魔Dexter有类似嗜好,那么,可分尸…
噢不,是可组装的娃娃型号,还是找得到。
她的名字很好记,日文就是se-pa-ra-to(可分离的)!
为什么我们要报这些呢?
当然是钓点阅率啊!
据统计,有30%到90%的白人男性,都有“亚洲妹控”,
只要有一部份的人点了这支影片,我们公司就不怕亏钱了。
不过,还有其他理由,东京银座香草画廊(Vanilla Gallery)庆祝营业五周年,
举办“人造乙女美术馆”展览,展期到今年5月22日止。
在艺廊展出的东方工业娃娃,大多是有穿衣服的,
而且是以日本画家池永康晟(Ikenaga Yasunari)的画为基础。
总之…装够了假文青,现在有个关键的问题:
一个娃娃多少钱?
这些随时可上…架的娃娃,一个要价大约33万台币。
是有点贵,不过…
真爱无价!
对吧?
日文原文:
Check out this sweet-looking Japanese woman at the ofuro.
— A far cry from a vaguely female-shaped inflatable beach ball
with strategically placed holes.
Orient Industry’s silicone hump dolls have undergone some major evolution.
In 1977, Orient Industry’s founder unveiled Hohoemi,
very accurately described as a ‘simple lady’ ..
who consisted of only of a head, bosoms and a ‘wormhole’.
Her sisters, Kagemi, Eika and Hana 1 and 2, improved things slightly …
but still, with their detachable parts,
they were closer to a crime scene than objects of lust.
But Orient Industry had that Japanese ‘gung-ho’ spirit, and by 2005,
new materials had made new ideas possible.
Discombobulated dolls gave way to silicone ‘ladies’ such as Ange here,
who will not utter a sound during coitus so you can focus 100% on your own
pleasure.
Petite Jewel is a tad more petite,
but still has those all-important oversized boobs.
Hate her fingers?
-You can customize them!
Plus you can pick eye and hair color
— yes, all hair.
The company sells them in pairs, too …
if you’re into that sister-and-much younger-sister thing.
Miss Yasuragi’s body reportedly has six different face options …
which is hard to understand as who looks at a face?
Looking for something more classy?
Geisha Tomoko has a kimono … or a bunny costume.
You can remove her clothing,
but the best part about the Geisha is she’s a drink dispenser!
She’ll squirt beer,
wine or the fluid of your choice out of her nipples …
which is EXACTLY like breastfeeding so it’s not creepy at all.
Here’s where we start running into trouble.
Japan has enough problems with weirdness without making Pedo dolls called
‘Petite Nanos.’
— But wait!
There’s more! Say konnichiwa to ‘Lala Dolls’!
If you’re more of a Dexter-type person,
dolls that come in separate pieces are also still available.
And her name makes things easy to remember:
She’s called ‘Separate’ or se-pa-ra-to in Japanese.
Why are we telling you about this?
Click bait, obviously.
We figure 30% to 90% of white men have an Asian fetish
and if a fraction of you click on this video, we’ll pay our bills.
But there’s another reason, too. For the fifth year running,
Vanilla Gallery in Ginza,
Tokyo is showing the dolls as an art exhibit until May 22, 2016.
The museum dolls, made by Orient Industry,
are mostly clothed and based on paintings of Japanese women
by artist Ikenaga Yasunari.
So with the pretentious artsy-fartsy stuff out of the way …
down to the real question:
how much do the dolls cost?
Well, this ‘always-in-the-mood’ bathing beauty will set you back over
US$11,000 …
a tad expensive to be sure …
but can you put a price on love?
Can you?
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作者: cary3410 (CarRyYoUAlL)   2016-05-06 07:16:00
5楼都买不起只能用手
作者: takaoila (蝙蝠飞飞飞)   2016-05-06 07:21:00
日文原文,所以你贴的是罗马拼音囉?
作者: galleon2000 (加利恩帆船)   2016-05-06 08:15:00
塑胶感还是有点明显....而且好贵
作者: Harrywu119 (茶茶o'_'o)   2016-05-06 08:26:00
33万喝高级茶还比较实在
作者: shemale (我…我不是特意来肛你的)   2016-05-06 08:44:00
仍有%%%%%%的声音吗?
作者: epsilon1115 (艾普西龙)   2016-05-06 08:58:00
33万,大概喝个不到100杯高级茶…
作者: kx7613120 (羅東尼大木)   2016-05-06 09:18:00
30%-90%是三小 这统计根本没效用
作者: gibbsc (阿吉)   2016-05-06 09:58:00
这文案是怎么回事...
作者: dora08071994 (朵拉)   2016-05-06 11:40:00
30%~90%是什么烂数据==
作者: meowyih (meowyih)   2016-05-06 12:20:00
怎么越来越贵? 几年前才15-20万, 现在变33万了, 是会增值吗? = =
作者: threeoclock (Night)   2016-05-06 12:59:00
楼上应该是工越来越细了吧几年前还在翻模没泡泡和体温…这几年不知道多了啥…娃娃感觉会变成拟真技术应用最快的地方…不需太多思考,只要简单语音…哪天会做出会叫的娃娃呢?
作者: dodo125 (阿谦)   2016-05-06 13:14:00
33万可以搞很多炮惹
作者: meowyih (meowyih)   2016-05-06 13:22:00
虽然推文很多都在花这么多钱可以抵几砲之类的, 但换种算法, 这个这么正的一直陪在身边伴游, 33万顶多陪个二三个月就没了, 这可是能陪好几年的 XD
作者: remprogress (rpg)   2016-05-06 13:25:00
CP值的战争XD
作者: edward4904 (Rynn)   2016-05-06 14:19:00
艺术无价 有预算的话我也会想进一套
作者: j3307002 (klvrondol)   2016-05-06 17:27:00
这可是能陪好几年的XD
作者: kenro   2016-05-06 18:41:00
好贵阿 但质感好像不错
作者: wappy   2016-05-06 23:49:00
剥皮寮超级激烈好吗!!整个模型叶超级沸腾!!还去深圳珠江买!
作者: bahawu   2016-05-08 15:34:00
她这组现在可以加温 体内有管路模拟血管可弄人体适温 然后三洞都可以独立运作 材质大改善 重点可以客制化 你细节可以一个个调

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