《猫》的外国影评我看到笑到飙泪，一定要跟大家分享一下，这些是外国主流媒体
(什么纽约时报洛杉矶时报) 一句影评，如果是正面的通常会放在DVD 上面或广告的。
这影评可以跟《天机 富春山居图》比了 XDDDDDDDDDDD
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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 19% - 115 Reviews - 3.75 Average Score
Rotten Tomatoes Critics Consensus:
Despite its fur-midable cast, this Cats adaptation is a clawful mistake that
will leave most viewers begging to be put out of their mew-sery.
Metacritic Score: 33/100
负雷
☆ Boston Globe
My eyes are burning. Oh God, my eyes.
我眼睛好痛! 喔天啊! 我的眼!!!!
☆ Collider
Can you make a movie so bad that the Academy takes back your Best Director
Oscar? Asking for Tom Hooper.
可不可能说你拍了部电影烂到你的奥斯卡最佳导演小金人被回收?帮 Tom Hooper 问问
☆ The Beat
Cats is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs.
《猫》是自有狗存在后对猫最大的伤害。
☆ Hollywood Reporter
Cat-astrophic.
猫难
☆ LA Times
"Cats” is both a horror and an endurance test.
《猫》不仅仅是挑战了恐惧也是耐力测试
☆ Slashfilm
There is a thin line between idiocy and genius, and Cats pukes a hairball on i
t
and rubs its ass all over it.
愚笨跟天才只有一线之隔，而《猫》嘴里吐出了一团毛线球然后用自己屁屁蹂躏了一番
☆ Variety
Nine may not be enough lives for some of the stars to live down their
involvement in this poorly conceived and executed adaptation of Andrew Lloyd
Webber’s hit musical.
九条命都不够参与《猫》的大明星消除跟这部回响烂执行也烂的 Andrew Lloyd Webber
超
夯音乐剧的改编的连结。
☆ Little White Lies
I felt the light inside me slowly fading.
我觉得我身体里的光正在慢慢的熄灭
☆ The Playlist
Once Tom Hooper's 110 minutes of Cats are over, theater is dead. And we
unchosen ones are left, tragically, to continue living.
当110 分钟的 Tom Hooper 《猫》播完了，戏院一片死寂，而只剩我们这些被天弃的，悲
剧
的还活着。
☆ New York Times
It's amazing to see what Adult Swim can accomplish with a $100 million budget.
I never knew Tom Hooper was capable of making a surrealist nightmare that woul
d
rival Jodorowsky, that could baffle David Lynch, that would prompt even the
dark god Cthulhu to emit an impressed eldritch shriek of “nehehehehehe”
瞧瞧 Adult Swim 一亿镁预算做出的令人惊喜的产品。我从来就不知道 Tom Hooper 能拍
出
这样子媲美邪典教父Jodorowsky，震惊超现实主义 David Lynch 的超现实主义噩梦，甚
至
黑暗之神克苏鲁都会发出可惧的笑声的"嘿嘿嘿"
☆ Vulture
To assess Cats as good or bad feels like the entirely wrong axis on which to
see it. It is, with all affection, a monstrosity.
要给《猫》好雷或负雷感觉上评论点就错了，怪物无法评价。
☆ The Daily Telegraph
Glad to report that Cats is everything you’d hoped for and more: a
mesmerisingly ugly fiasco that makes you feel like your brain is being eaten b
y
a parasite. A viewing experience so stressful that it honestly brought on a
migraine.
十分开心的跟大家回报说《猫》比大家所希望的还更绝，是一个难以忘怀丑陋的惨败，看
了
会让你觉得你的脑被寄生虫吃了，观影令人压力大到偏头痛。
☆ Den of Geek
One of the weirdest and most garish monstrosities to be birthed out of the
Hollywood studio system in this century.
本世纪好莱坞制片厂诞生的最怪异、最华丽的怪物之一。
☆ Vanity Fair
It’s an ugly stray who smells bad and should not be invited into your home,
certainly. And yet it is its own kind of living creature, worthy of at least
some basic compassion.
这是一个丑陋的流浪《猫》，闻起来很臭，当然不应该被邀请到你家来。然而，它是独树
一
格的生物，至少值得一些基本的同情。
☆ The Guardian
A purr-fectly dreadful hairball of woe. 1/5.
一个令人喵骨悚然的可怕毛球的悲哀
☆ Indiewire
Tom Hooper’s feline musical is an absurd and exuberant mess. This visually
dense adaptation of the Andrew Lloyd Webber hit is at once too crazy for this
world, and not quite crazy enough.
Tom Hooper 的《猫》音乐剧是一个荒谬和旺盛的混乱。连曾经疯狂到世间难容的Andrew
Lloyd Webber 原著相较下都还不够疯狂。
☆ Newsday
Fans of the stage musical may swoon, but others will be severely allergic.
音乐剧粉丝或许会晕眩，然而其他人只会严重过敏。
☆ The Wrap
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s feline fantasy musical becomes a garish hairball. It’s
hard to “ruin” Webber’s already strange musical, but Tom Hooper’s
wrongheaded attempt certainly tries. Tom Hooper’s jarring fever dream of a
spectacle is like something that escaped from Dr. Moreau’s creature laborator
y
instead of a poet’s and a composer’s feline (uni)verse, an un-catty valley
hybrid of physical and digital that unsettles and crashes way more often than
it enchants.
Andrew Lloyd Webber的猫咪幻想音乐剧已然成为了一个华丽的毛球。很难毁掉 Webber
已
然奇异的音乐剧，但汤Tom Hooper做到了。Tom Hooper 脑烧疯癫之梦就像从莫罗博士的
生
物实验室中逃脱的东西，而不是诗人和作曲家的猫科动物，一种物理和数位混合的未猫谷
混
合体，破坏捣乱超越了魅惑。
☆ Bleeding Cool
Cats is a strange beast to begin with, but the combination of strange CGI make
s
the translation from stage to screen even worse.
《猫》原本就已经是个邪教了，加上了古怪的 CGI后就更糟了。
☆ Slant
This adaptation gets straight to the heart of the material, which is basically
two hours of stray cats introducing themselves.
《猫》神还原原著，就是两个小时的流浪猫自我介绍。
☆ Rendy Reviews
On a scale of one to Zemeckis, Hooper's Cats boldly goes beyond the uncanny
valley and creates a tier of its own.
如果量度从一到 Zemeckis （视觉效果大师），Ｈopper 的《猫》已经超越而自创独自
的
等级
☆ Screen Junkies
A spectacular disaster...This movie feels like a prank but I don't know on who
m.
一个华丽的灾难 ….感觉像是一场恶作剧，但我不知道整的是谁。
☆ The Jam Report
The most inexplicably bizarre film of the year, it's jawdropping for all the
wrong reasons.
这是今年最令人费解的离奇电影，错的目瞪口呆。
☆ RTE Ireland
First off, full disclosure - I am not a cat person. Second off - after watchin
g
this frankly mortifying film adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats, I'm not
altogether sure I am a movie person anymore either.
我不是个猫奴，但看过这部改编后，我也不确定我是不是个电影爱好者了。
☆ Kyle Buchanan
Watching CATS is like stumbling upon an unholy and heretofore unknown genre of
porn. Every time these horny fur demons tongue a milk bowl and start moaning I
was certain the FBI would raid the theater
看《猫》就像误闯了邪魔而未知A片类别，每次这些色色的毛多多的妖开始舔装有牛奶的
碗
边呻吟，我很确定下一秒FBI 就会随时闯入了戏院。
好雷
★ Arizona Republic
I didn't hate it.
我没有痛恨它