※ 引述《bluebetty (never)》之铭言：
: 最开头的时候 蝙蝠侠会开着一台上面有一只蝙蝠一直晃的车
: 本来互相想杀死对方的超人和蝙蝠侠
: 在一次蝙蝠侠意外解救被肛的超人之后 言归于好
: 想为亲朋好友报仇的神力女超人狂砍天启魔 狂喷血浆
: 没想到最后大家都太想抓到荒原狼了
: 所以大家来个大厮杀 血浆继续狂喷
Chapter One - Long Night in Gotham
开头会是原本的小偷
坐在酒吧里喝酒
跟混混朋友碎嘴聊是非
“Hey! I ganna get some shit tonight!”
“Watch out man! The bat is out there! You know...the creepy guy dresses like
a fucking bat...”
“Someone forgets the date of Halloween, huh?”
全场哄堂大笑
笑声弥漫整个酒吧
众人拿起喝剩的啤酒瓶干杯
小偷饮尽最后一口酒
起身拍拍朋友的背
匆匆的离去
踏入细雨绵绵的高谭大街
外头店面招牌是五光十色
配乐是迪斯可舞曲
小偷搭著跳舞的步伐
悄悄步入阴暗小巷子的公寓住家
然后熟练的撬开后门锁
镜头随着小偷的背部拍摄
小偷开始在公寓里搜刮
配乐则越来越戏谑
洗劫一空之后
小偷扛着大包的财物
准备从顶楼的窗口逃逸
“Well! Well! Lucky me! No bat tonight!”
小偷以为得逞而心满意足
不自觉的转过头去
却看到一个全身漆黑长角的脸
“Boo! Motherfucker! HAHA!”
蝙蝠侠(山谬杰克森饰)
露出洁白的牙咧嘴而笑
配乐变成尖锐的钢琴
紧接着小偷被海扁一顿
会特写他几颗牙齿被打飞
再被绳索倒吊起来
“Please don’t kill me Mr.Bat...I won’t do this anymore...”
“Shut up.”
“Please just let me go...My family need me, I get five kids...They can’t los
e their old man...”
“Shut up.”
“Oh God! And my nanna! If she knows I die like this, she will cry herself to
death...”
“ I said SHUT THE FUCK UP! You motherfucker! Just be fucking quite for the f
ucking minutes! Or I ganna seel your god damn mouth! And you have to eat with
your god damn ass the rest of your god damn life! Do you fucking understand?”
“......”
陷入一段冗长尴尬的沉默
小偷只得看着山谬蝙
山谬蝙盯着手上的仪器碎碎念
跟管家阿福抱怨
“Why doesn’t it show up, Alfred?”
“I have no idea, Master Bruce. Maybe your swearings scare it away.”
“Fuck you, Alfred.”
“You’re welcome, Master Bruce.”
山谬蝙继续大发雷霆
小偷吊著吊著越来越无聊
于是忍不住开口
“Ex...Excuse me, dude...I mean Mr.Bat...”
“What?”
“Can I ask you a question?”
“...Just one.”
“What do you want from me...exactly?”
“...Fear.”
“...I can’t get it...Is this some kind of metaphor or...”
小偷话还没说完
又被山谬蝙赏了一顿粗饱
“I want you to fear! Then it can draw those aliens who wanna destroy this shi
tty world! And I ganna kick their alien asses! Are you clear now?”
“Master Bruce...”
“What!?”
“I think he feared nothing at all...Because you just knocked him down.”
“Holy motherfu...”
“I guess we have to find another one, Master Bruce. Long night in Gotham, Lon
g night for Batman.”
远景环绕拍摄整个高谭市
右下角白字显示
A Film by Quentin Tarantino
配乐是抒情古典老歌
进入黑画面
标题 Justice League
跟着特效音弹出
再来是出现
Chapter Two - Think and Wonder
一共会有六章
片长大概有三小时这样