《 新迪爵 New Duke 》
最近把骑了22年的“黑神G”豪迈奔腾G3，换成 “新迪爵”,
知道应该“断舍离”, 但在现场还是拍了很多照片。
https://i.imgur.com/pQNNiQV.jpg
接着骑上新车去吃晚餐，
催起油门非常地顺，相较22年老车、相当满意，但只有“爽十分钟”。
停在某路口,吃完饭回来看时，发现多年停车都随意放，
对台湾治安心到底的700元“SP333”安全帽，竟然消失了。
朋友说有小贼没成功偷车，会仪式性地干走安全帽，
猜想或许有人想动这台新车但是没有成功，
因此启动了某安全装置，让我无法顺利转动我的新车的钥匙孔，
我无法确定、只是猜测。
车子被锁死了。
转不动钥匙孔，曾在驳二驻村，骑过慷慨友人借我三个月的SYM机车，
我知道不要再动磁石锁，只会更糟，可惜刚说完同行友人就按下去了，
结局就是连磁石锁也打不开，试了一阵子，无奈之下拍照Po FB讨拍。
好心朋友热心回应，但以为只是连磁石锁都打不开的简单失误。
包含才刚加Line的车行技师，询问兼讨拍，技师服务超好秒回，
但技师也以为只不懂开磁石锁的简单失误。
伤心之余走路回家，但心中之谜悬而未解。
隔天技师突然回复：
https://i.imgur.com/9qwPJcb.jpg
技师拿照片画了一个重点，说我的车没有装行车记录器。
但因为手机架同款让我们现场没发觉异样。
接着同行友人眼尖发现，我拍这台被锁住的车的背景，
居然与他离开前拍的照背景不同。真相只一个。
卓别林曾说：“喜剧源自于悲剧。”我想我非常擅长。
https://i.imgur.com/5vMKqML.jpg
新迪爵同款、同色、甚至同手机架，但位置不同，
只希望去买一个 Apple AirTag 放在车厢里，化解脑雾危机。
English version for practicing:
After 22 years, one night I rode my “Black G3” scooter
to exchange "New Duke" scooter,We knew we should break away,
but we still took a lot of photos.
And now, my new scooter is still lock at an intersection,
and my helmet already disappeared.
I knew maybe someone wanted to steal my new scooter but he couldn’t do it.
Because I guess my Duke has some safety devices.
It would be locked up by auto. I don't know I just guess. So pity right?
I just rode my Duke for 10min “just feeling good for 10min”.
It's really cool ,really good. But just feeling good for 10min.
“Comedy from tragedy" by Chaplin. I am really good for doing this job.
It's so funny even I also laughed.
Because after the Day, the technician at scooter shop sent me a picture &
drew a focus.
https://i.imgur.com/9qwPJcb.jpg
He said : Your scooter is without “Driving Recorder”.
After that, my friend who was with me that night he found out a detail.
The backgrounds of the scooters were different. There is only one truth.
The scooters look like the same but they are not at the same place.
I wish I would buy an “Apple AirTag” that put into the my new scooter.