大家好 我又来了
有些是网友分享自身经验 所以不一定是句子
有任何错误或是可以改善的地方欢迎大家指正~
这次也想请问大家最喜欢那一句呢?
1.
I bet your bathroom floor smells like piss with the aim you have..
以你的准度我肯定你厕所地板充满尿味
2.
Looks like he is trying to play with oven mits on
看起来他试着戴着防热手套玩
3.
I had spent a whole weekend non stop playing the most recent Pokemon I made a
self deprecating joke about seeing a condom add on Facebook. Something to the
effective of, "Facebook must be broken. Clearly I don't need these."
My friend responds immediately, like a rehearsed sitcom, "Facebook just wants
to know if you'd like to try an alternative form of birth control than
playing Pokemon for 20 hours straight."
我花了整个周末不停的玩刚出的宝可梦,看到FB的保险套广告我不以为然的开玩笑说
“FB坏了吧 很明显我不需要这个”
我朋友像排练过的情境剧一样马上回答我“FB只是想知道你要不要试试别种避孕方法
而不是连续玩宝可梦20小时”
4.
That gal that said “ Im gonna fuck your Dad so they have a kid they can love
某女孩“我要干你老爸,这样他就有位值得爱的孩子”
5.
I’d say your aim is cancer but cancer actually kills people
我想说你的准度是癌症,但是癌症真的能杀死人
6.
In iRacing, after a guy crashed with him, one guy said:
"You're like mister potato head but you forgot to put your eyes on"
在赛车游戏上有位老兄撞到他 并且说著
“你就像蛋头先生但是你忘记把眼睛装上去了”
7.
"this is a video game, not a dick. SO STOP SUCKING!"
8.
"ARE YOUR FUCKING EYES PAINTED ON????"
你他妈眼睛是画上去的?
9.
My guy, can you put down the tv remote and play with your controller we are
trying to win here.
你可以把电视遥控器放下拿起游戏手把玩吗? 我们试着赢下这场耶
10.
Yo mama's pussy smells like the Predators dreadlocks
some 12 year old on halo 2
你妈妈下面闻起来像终极战士的发辫
某位在Halo的12岁玩家
11.
Fuck you, your mother buys you Megablocks instead of Legos.
干 你妈买美高给你而不是乐高
12.
You're the reason that I'm pro-choice.
你就是我支持拥护选择权(支持堕胎)的理由
13.
A lil kid who sounded like he was 10-11 roasted this older man after he was
talking shit by saying, “ Hey it’s like 1 o clock, don’t you have work or
something? Don’t you have a family to support??”
一个听起来10~11岁的孩子呛年长的玩家: 现在是1点 你没有工作?没有家庭要支撑吗?
Older man: "third shift, moron."
年长玩家:大夜班拉 白痴
14.
My friend tried black ops III on my account when he was over one time… went
1-23 or something and a guy got on voice just to say “did you just get your
damn goldfish and let it flop all over your controller or something?”
我朋友第一次玩决胜时刻,某位玩家“你他妈刚刚是拿金鱼放在你手把让金鱼弹来弹去
还是怎样?”
15.
Low DPS guy: I’m gonna kill your fkn family!
Other guy: With your DPS, I’m not sure you could.
低伤害玩家“我她妈要杀了你全家”
另一位玩家“以你的伤害 我不确定你可以”
16.
someone said to a country sounding fella “you sound like your momma is your
daddies sister and your girlfriends a goat”
某人对有乡村口音的家伙说“你听起来像你妈是你爸的妹妹而你女友是山羊”
17.
Even Noah and his ark can't carry these animals
就连诺亚跟他的方舟也提携不了这群畜生
Bonus 有什么是称赞同时也是羞辱的话呢?
18.
Back in the 1980s, New Zealand's prime minister said that anyone who chose to
emigrate from New Zealand to Australia could be proud that they were raising
the average IQ of both countries.
1980新西兰总理说任何从新西兰移民到澳洲的人,都能因为提升了两国平均智商感到自豪
19.
I wish I had the confidence to wear that
我希望我也有自信穿那衣服
20.
Your dick is bigger than all of your friends.
你的老二是你所有朋友中最大的
21.
I don’t care what they say about you, you’re alright.
我不在乎别人怎么说你, 你真的还可以
22.
Exceeds expectations
超出期望
23.
“You’re the son I never had.”
Thanks, dad.
“你像是我之前从没有过的孩子”
谢谢你 老爸