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顺便想请问大家最喜欢那一则呢
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You're hard to ignore, but well worth the effort.
你很难让人无视,但努力是值得的
2.
Everybody was right about you.
大家对于你的评论是正确的
3
You are not the dumbest person on the planet but you better hope that he
doesn't die.
你不是这星球上最蠢的人,但是你最好祈祷他别死
4.
Nothing brightens my day more than your absence.
没有什么比你不在能让我这天更快乐
5
i envy people who dont know you
我忌妒不认识你的人
6
I kept having to go back to a hardware store because I kept buying the wrong
part for my project. The old man at the register who’d previously checked me
out said, your twin brother was in here earlier and he didn’t know what he
was doing either.
我一直跑回商店,因为我一直买错东西.先前帮我结帐过的老先生说
“你的双胞胎兄弟刚刚也在这,也不知道自己在干嘛”
7
Do you have to whistle while you take a shit so you know which end to wipe
你擦屁股的时候要吹口哨吗? 这样才知道要擦那一边
8
If you ate your make up, maybe you'd be beautiful on the inside.
如果你吃了你的化妆品,说不定你的内在会比较漂亮
9
you should carry around a potted plant to make up for the air you waste
你应该随身带着盆栽弥补你浪费的空气
10
You are the human equivalent of a pop up ad
你是人型弹出式广告
11
God sure ruined a perfectly good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.
当上帝把牙齿放在你嘴时,他毁了一个完美的好屁眼
12
To an Italian: Your mother's pasta sauce is store bought and you know it!
给意大利人:你妈的意大利面酱料是从商店买的,而且你知道!
13
If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
如果你的大脑是炸药,就没有足够的量炸飞你的帽子
14
If ignorance is bliss you're a walking orgasm
如果无知是幸福 你就是会走路的快感
15
You’re not even smart enough to realize how dumb you are.
你甚至不够聪明来了解你有多蠢
16
You're like the end pieces of a loaf of bread, everyone touches you but
nobody wants you.
你就像一条面包的底部 每个人都会碰到你 但没人想要你
17
You are the reason toothpaste needs instructions.
你就是牙膏需要使用方法的理由
18
Your grades say “marry rich”, but your looks say “keep studying.”
你的成绩说著嫁给有钱人,但是长相说用功读书
19
If this was a game and you died, you would drop common loot
如果这是场游戏而你死了 你会掉落普通物品
20
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
你的出生证明是保险套公司的道歉信
21
I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.
我猜你父母跟他朋友谈到你时会换话题
22
If you were any more inbred you’d be a sandwich
如果你再近亲繁殖 你就会是三明治
23
Somewhere there is a tree that its sole purpose is to replace the oxygen you
waste, go find it and apologize
这里有棵树唯一的目标是补充你浪费的氧气,去找出来然后跟他道歉
24
你比倒车入库的车还要迟缓
25
You just lost an excellent opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
你失去了最佳的闭嘴机会
26
You've only got 2 brain cells and they are both fighting for 3rd place
你只有两个脑细胞,这两个还为了当第三名打架
27
You’re not pretty enough to be this stupid.
你还不够漂亮可以那么蠢
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I only take criticism from people I would go to for advice.
我只接受我会寻求建议的人的批评