这算是老笑话了
这几天无意间在脸书上看到，觉得好笑想说来就可板分享给大家
“有什么话是做爱时，以及(跟家人)吃饭时都可以说的？”
(原文：What can you say during sex, but also at a (family) dinner?)
我就挑几个我觉得好笑的网友回应
为了让中文看起来更顺畅我会小小修饰一下：
1.哇！比我想像中的还咸
(Wow, that's saltier than I expected.)
2.我朋友可以一起吗？
(I hope you don't mind but my roommate is going to join us tonight.)
3.不错，不过妳妈的比较赞
(It's good, but it isn't as good as your mom's.)
4.妳可以跟妳妹妹换一下位子吗？
(Honey, do you mind switching spots with your sister?)
5.别只看着它，快吃！
(Don't just stare at it, eat it.)
6.有点干
(It's a little dry)
7.你自己收拾，我要去睡了
(You clean up. I’m going to sleep.)
8.爸比我喜欢吃香肠
(I love the sausage daddy)
9.爸我可以再来一些吗？
(Can I have some more Dad)
10.你洗手了吗？
(Did you wash your hands?)
11.闻起来像鱼、吃起来像鸡
(Smells like fish tastes like chicken)
12.阿嬷，这跟我记忆中的味道一模一样
(This tastes just like I remember, grandma.)
13.我真的塞不下任何东西了
(I couldn't fit another thing in me!)
最后一个无法用中文传达出个中滋味，我就直接放原文了
14. Very nice, honey, but I still prefer Five Guys.