[笑话] little monkey cumming on the bed hafat PTT批踢踢实业坊

楼主: hafat (哈胖) 2019-02-20 13:04:33

one little monkey cumming on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor
And the doctor said,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

作者: eric131204 (暗女巫) 2019-02-20 13:12:00

Kangaroo lady with her bourbon in a pouch, Can't afford the rental on a bamboo couch

作者: Win7 (孕妻) 2019-02-20 13:13:00

很腿

作者: pupudice (poopoodice) 2019-02-20 13:19:00

wow gold city five is under me very happyhello

作者: pttdocc (Hi) 2019-02-20 13:22:00

nomore little monkey jump on the bed~no more little monkey jump on the bed~靠为什么是cumming..

作者: qwqmmmm (qwqmmmm) 2019-02-20 14:09:00

这为什么上热门？热门现在能用买曝光的？

作者: naniwanotora (发浪速之虎) 2019-02-20 14:21:00

？

作者: enigma4052 (o 3 o) 2019-02-20 14:39:00

1 monkeysssssss

作者: pupudice (poopoodice) 2019-02-20 16:10:00

第二句不能用one因为只有一只，one有其中的意思所以可能要用he she 或it

作者: CAVLBJ (KyrieIrving) 2019-02-20 16:31:00

笑了

作者: rareone (拍玄) 2019-02-20 17:47:00

有人看不懂cum?

作者: trenteric 2019-02-20 19:41:00

英文这样就别秀了,还是你原本的就可点是你的英文?

作者: stylish500 (巴拉松) 2019-02-21 00:11:00

没笑

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