[XD] 经典饶舌争霸战:伊隆马斯克vs马克祖克柏(英字)

楼主: tomsonchiou (TC)   2018-12-08 13:49:51
等好久这系列终于回归啦
https://youtu.be/a2GVxYfKSxA
Nice Peter真的把马克讲话的机械感有演出来XD
伊隆·马斯克
SpaceX的创办者、特斯拉汽车和PayPal联合创办人
马克·祖克柏
Facebook创始人
以下是我看得懂的梗
Got called to Senate, data hack
马克因脸书个资外泄出席参议院听证会
And I've been flossing since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins!
温勒佛斯双胞胎兄弟(Winklevoss Twins)曾控告马克剽窃他们创意,
最终马克支付6500万美元和解
Data was a lieutenant commander
Data除了指资料也双关星际争霸战系列的角色百科
See, here's mine: I'm at the top (top), boss (boss)
仔细看图表会发现左边阿里巴巴下面接的是巨魔农场,再下面是尼可拉斯凯吉XD
And I'm spitting fire like I'm hot (hot) sauce (sauce)
曾经流行过的辣酱挑战
I don't even fucking blink
马克眨眼次数比一般人少,无机感很强
Couldn't clean your daddy's laundry with apartheid-pod
伊隆生于南非,当时仍有种族隔离政策
Watch me, Oculus, Instagram, WhatsApp
马克大力推广VR技术,脸书2012收购Instagram、2014收购WhatsApp
I'll end your story like Snapchat
Snapchat曾拒绝脸书收购,然而功能近年一直被FB与IG“致敬”
When I'm conquering MySpace, it's actual space, man!
MySpace为当年脸书上市的对手,也双关SpaceX征服真正的太空(space)
I got a loan from the White House
SpaceX的火箭发射有白宫的资金协助
Now I'm taking mankind to Mars
SpaceX的长期计画是殖民火星
Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection?
又提一次马克给人不太像人类的感觉XD
Why don't you Lean in and FaceMash my musky Dutch taint
Lean in是脸书营运长出版的书名,FaceMash是马克大学时创的网站
Your site's got so many Russian bots they should call it the social nyet-work!
脸书有大量俄罗斯假帐号入侵
I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman
马克开发的AI“贾维斯”由摩根费里曼配音
You need to start sleeping, we can all see you're tired
伊隆在访谈中坦承自己近年靠安眠药才能入睡
You're about to be CE-Oh shit, he got fired!
2018年9月29日,美国证券交易委员会宣布马斯克将不再担任特斯拉的董事长职位
Set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home
指特斯拉的自动驾驶车
作者: Jsnailzz ( )   2018-12-08 13:58:00
久到我忘记订过这频道
作者: cerberi (cerberi)   2018-12-08 16:15:00
推 好喜欢这系列
作者: LastDinosaur (LastDino)   2018-12-08 22:39:00
erb回来了

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