※ 引述 《ed78617 (鸡爪)》 之铭言：
: 标题: [笑话] racist joke 精选集
: 时间: Fri Dec 8 21:46:25 2017
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: 1.
: Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the
: Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and
: grabs coins like a Jew!
:
别歧视人家，学学玛莉欧！他是个意大利水管工、出于日本人之手、讲英文、长的像墨西哥
人、跟黑人一样会跳，还会跟犹太人一样抓金币。
: 2.
: Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
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不要歧视，歧视是罪过，而罪是黑人专属的。
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: 3.
: I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was
: arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and
: I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
:
有次我走在路上揍了一个白人一拳，然后被因伤害罪逮捕；被放出来的隔天，我揍了一个黑
人一拳，然后被因假冒警察被逮捕。
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: 3.
: Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
: A: An avalanche.
: Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
: A: A mudslide.
: Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
: A: A jail break.
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Q: 你会怎么形容一群白人跑下山丘？
A: 雪崩
Q: 你会怎么形容一群墨西哥人跑下山丘？
A: 土石流
Q: 你会怎么形容一群黑人跑下山丘？
A: 逃狱
: 4.
: Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and
: swimmers are in America.
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墨西哥赢不了奥运奖牌是因为他们最会跑、最会跳、最会游泳的人都在美国了。
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: 5.
: Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
: A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National
: Geographic.
:
Q: 裸体的白人女性跟裸体的黑人女性有什么差别？
A: 一个是在花花公子的封面，另一个则在国家地理杂志的封面。
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: 6.
: A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on
: vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows
: it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is
: 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads
: "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude
: beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks
: the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and
: says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"
:
有个男人在去度假之前想为他女友弄个小惊喜，所以他在懒觉上刺了女友的名字。于是他到
家向女友展示他的小惊喜，女友看着那个“惊喜”说：“这很棒呀，亲爱的，但是‘Wy’是
什么呢？”他请她把那根搓大些，女友照做，看到上面原来写的是“Wendy”。当他们两人
来到
蒙特加贝，他们走过一处天体海滩，男友注意到有个黑人的懒觉上也刺了“Wy”，于是男友
去问那位黑人是不是也有个名叫Wendy的女友。黑人大笑，然后说：“不不不，老兄，我这
根写：‘Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day’”
(欢迎光临牙买加，祝你有美好的一天☺)