The Clever Dog
A dog owner claimed his pet, when given money, would go to
the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a
demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted
off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
"How much did you give him?" asked the owner.
"Five dollars."
"Well, that pxplains it. When you give him five dollars,
he goes to a movie."