1。
Teacher: Whoever answers my next
question, can go home。
老师: 谁能回答我下一个问题,谁就可以下课回家。
One boy throws his bag out the window。
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: Who just threw that?
老师: 刚刚是谁把书包丢出去的?
Boy: Me! And I am going home now。
男孩: 我!而且我现在要回家啦!
2。
What dog can jump higher
than a building?
什么狗跳得比大楼还高?
Any dog, buildings cannot jump!
任何的狗,因为大楼跳不起来!
3。
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾,但是没有身体?
Answer: A coin!
硬币!
4。
What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛,却看不见?
Answer: A needle。
针
5。
Wife: How woulde you describe me?
妻子: 你会怎么形容我?
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK。
wIFE:What does that mean?
Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute,
delightful, elegant, fashionable,
gorgeous, and hot。
丈夫: 迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、
漂亮和火辣的。
Wife: Thank u, but what about IJK?
Husband: I am just kidding!
丈夫: 开个玩笑啦!