1.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
Only takes one nail to hang the picture.
2.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
He called everyone brother.
He liked Gospel.
He didn't get a fair trial.
3.
When was tennis first mentioned in the bible?
When Moses served in Pharaoh's court.
4.
Why doesn't Jesus like Skittles?
Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
5.
How do you know that Noah was white?
No black guy could go 40 days on a boat without eating chicken.
6.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
7.
Don’t forget: If you never sin, Jesus died for nothin’.
8.
If God really made everything…
He’s Chinese, right?
9.
What does God call his nose?
God knows.
10.
Q. Where do Muslim’s go when they die?
A. Everywhere.
11.
What do you call an angry Muslim?
Amin AbadMood
12.
I’m a virgin for religious reasons… God made me really ugly.