Re: [笑话] 小明的老婆要生了

楼主: LastDinosaur (LastDino)   2017-01-08 17:04:48
小明的老婆要生了
他赶紧把她送到医院
在急诊室外等著
过了许久
医生才缓缓走了出来
“医生,请问一下…
100 gigabytes hard disk is used to store PCM video signals.
One volt peak-to-peak NTSC video signal is sampled as 10.73864MHz.
The quantizing scheme is selected so that peak-to- peak signal-to-quantizaction noise is at least 45 DB
(A) calculate the quantization levels and bits/sample required.
(B) what is the serial bit rate of the digital video signal and how many minutes of video program can the hard disk store?”
医生:“选a选b机率各50%,这样猜错别说你读清大”
作者: axzs1111 (★~板桥本环奈~★)   2017-01-08 17:11:00
教育系不意外
作者: deborahsmile   2017-01-08 17:45:00
只有我一直看不懂吗QQ
作者: nil113 (Dagan)   2017-01-08 17:49:00
医生跳针?
作者: Jiyou (LK~戟柚)   2017-01-08 18:40:00
医生教育系的?
作者: ddd1264 (关我)   2017-01-08 18:53:00
2F 关于一张图片的,竹教大并过去清大的学生在d卡上的发言
作者: MinionsBOB (萝卜)   2017-01-09 13:11:00
就这篇最好笑XDDDDD

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