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1.一个男人跟一个女人共乘一敞篷车
男人说：你会为我把衣服脱光吗？
女人羞涩的回：我会
之后...在时速200时女人脱光了衣服
然后因为男人的分心，导致车辆失控翻覆
女人的衣服都不见了，而男人卡在车内动弹不得
男人痛苦的说：快去求救！
女人回：不行，我裸体啊!
男人说：脱下我的鞋遮住重要部位，快去
女人拖了男生的鞋遮住下体去附近加油站求救
女人：快帮帮我男友，他卡住了
这时店员看了她回应：我想我帮不上什么忙，他卡太深了
2.
A man received a message from his neighbour. "Sorry sir, I am using your wife,
day and night, when you are not present at home. In fact, much more than you
do...
I confess this now because I am feeling very much guilty.
I hope you will accept my sincere apologies."
The man shot the wife...
A few minutes later he received another message:
"Fucking autocorrect: wifi, not wife"