[XD] 经典饶舌争霸战:小智vs达尔文(英字)

楼主: tomsonchiou (TC)   2016-11-15 14:24:39
https://youtu.be/EC7H99-7wxk
诡异的一组XD 偶尔这种胡搞组合也不错
But this should be fun! I've yet to catch a ghost type
鬼斯通算是自愿跟小智走的,而且打完娜姿就留下了
Got the highest speed stat, drop rhymes lightning fast
speed stat是神奇宝贝中的先攻值
Your earthworms can’t beat these magical beasties
达尔文最后一本著作内容在讲蚯蚓与土壤的关系
Your shit-talking mouth is the Origin of Feces
物种起源(Origin of Species)
Hello there, welcome to a world called Earth
英文版进入游戏时大木博士说的第一句话"welcome to the World of Pokemon"
If you’re looking for the fittest, I’m the natural selection
天择
You’re so ineffective, you couldn’t even turn eleven
永远的十岁,另外ineffective为"效果并不显著"
It’s kid stuff, you’re soft like a Jigglypuff
Jigglypuff(胖丁)
You got no Game, Boy.
最早神奇宝贝登场于Game Boy
Look, Mighty Morphin Michael Vick
Your animated slave fights make me sick
Michael Vick是因斗狗被判23年徒刑的运动员,达尔文指神奇宝贝对战就像逼迫奴隶战斗
You lost three children while they were still small
TB and scarlet fever, gotta catch ‘em all
达尔文的孩子年轻便死于肺结核与猩红热
It took billions of years for mankind to evolve
Now they’re hunched over cellphones playing with your balls
指人类花了几百万年演化,又因为PM GO退化回去
As hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother
大木博士与小智妈妈的梗,你们懂的
作者: w9 (Good Day)   2016-11-15 15:58:00
还没看,不过先推!
作者: o07608 (无良记者)   2016-11-15 15:59:00
这组合比第一季的三小成吉思汗V.S.复活节兔子好多了那组根本莫名其妙,没关连性还只能看兔子被打爆根本浪费成吉思汗这角色,好歹也要让阿提拉来跟他打
作者: thegod13 (thedog13)   2016-11-15 17:27:00
推 感谢!
作者: william5h (无领阶级)   2016-11-15 20:25:00
作者: ZBeta (阿塔)   2016-11-15 23:42:00
有趣~
作者: Icezone (Jerry1994)   2016-11-16 02:04:00
还蛮有趣的XD
作者: Bestgktw (湖中男神)   2016-11-17 15:31:00
给推

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