1.为什么老人们都读这么多经文？
临时抱佛脚阿。
原文：Why do old people read the bible so much?
Cramming for finals.
2.一位主教从门口直直走向吧台想点一杯酒。
酒保对他说：“请重新走一遍......主教只能走斜线。”
原文：A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says:
"You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."
3.当我弄丢我的步枪时，陆军跟我收了85美元。
这就是为什么在海军，舰长要选择和船一起沉下去。
原文：When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85.
That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
4.换个灯泡需要多少英国人?
零人，他们选择搬离这个家。
原文：How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?
None. They just move out of the house.
5.英格兰人、爱尔兰人和苏格兰人一起去了酒吧。
但他们不得不一起离开，因为英格兰人想走了。
原文：An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar.
They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go.
最后来个笑了下地狱
为什么孤儿不能打棒球？因为他们不知道Homerun是什么意思。