[A lady walks into Tiffany's]
She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
有个女的走进了一间蒂芬妮，环视著周围，相中了一个手环，想要走近来一窥究竟
As she bends over to look closely, she unexpectedly farted.
正当她弯腰准备仔细瞧的时候，她不小心放了个屁
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little whoops and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near.
她感到非常尴尬且非常紧张的环视周围，想要确保是否有人注意到她并且祈祷店员不在附近
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of slasman standing right behind her. Good looking as well.
当这女的转身时，最可怕的噩梦实现了，店员端正的就站在她后面
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's,
这店员展现出泰然自若的神情，并且表现出在蒂芬妮这种名店该有的所有的专业店员特质
he politely greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam.
他很有礼貌的问候了那女的，您好，女士
How may we help you today?" Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little incident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
您需要什么服务吗? 那女的感到极度不自在，但仍期待希望店员没注意到她那个意外，她问说:疴...请问一下，这手环怎么卖?
He answers, "Madam..if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."
店员回答说:恩..如果妳光是看这个手环一眼就会放屁的话，那我要是告诉妳价格妳可能屎都挫出来了