A Delhi mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same
year, so she called them after the wedding and told them
德里有一个母亲很福气的在同一年里面把三个女儿都嫁出去了。然后婚礼结束后她都把女
儿叫过去并且告诉她们：
"Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code"
“不要忘记传短信告诉我妳们的新婚之夜经验啊！但是记得要用代号回报。”
So....... after a week, the 1st daughter texted
过了一个礼拜，大女儿传讯息来了。
"NESCAFE"
雀巢咖啡。
and the next week the 2nd daughter text
隔一周，二女儿的短信也来了。
"WILLS"
威尔斯。
the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the
label
这个聪明的妈妈看到短信后，先去拿了家里的雀巢咖啡罐起来看它的广告语：
"fantastic till the last drop"
“精彩绝伦直到最后”
went to her husband's pack of WILLS cigarette and read
"Extra long, king size"
接着去老公的房间拿起他的威尔斯香菸一看：“特长！加大尺寸！”
she smiled and said "not bad for their ages".
母亲笑着说：“嗯，以他们的年纪来说不错了。”
After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted
又过了一周，小女儿的短信终于来了
"Indigo Delhi Hyderabad",
“ 靛蓝航空德里飞海德拉巴”
the mother then called Indigo airways helpdesk to enquire about their Delhi
Hyderabad flight and they replied
于是这个母亲打电话到航空公司问了他们德里飞海德拉巴的航线问题，地勤回答：
"it's 5times daily, 7days a week, both ways and the flight duration is
75mins".
“这个航线天天出发、一天有五次、每次飞75分钟！”
Mother fainted
然后妈妈就晕倒了
然后妈妈就晕倒了
然后妈妈就晕倒了