https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAp_luluo0
第五季终于来啦~
两大奇幻文学作者 魔戒VS冰与火之歌
Brace yourself!
出自冰与火之歌最有名的台词Brace yourselves, winter is coming.
Gather up your trolls and your soldier Elves!
And your Ents and your Orcs and your Wargs and your Stings
Your Dwarves and Glamdrings
一口气提到了魔戒中的各种种族与武器
troll(山怪) Elves(精灵) Ents(树人) Orcs(兽人) Wargs(座狼) Stings(比尔博的武器)
Dwarves(矮人) Glamdrings(甘道夫的武器)
My readers fall in love with every character I've written
Then I kill 'em (Aaaahhhh!) They're like 'No! He didn't!'
乔治马丁很爱把读者喜爱的角色赐死
All your bad guys die, and your good guys survive!
We can tell what's gonna happen by page and age five!
乔治马丁说托尔金作品坏人死光，好人存活，剧情根本超简单超无聊
Tell your all-seeing eye to find some sex in your movies
all-seeing eye指索伦的魔眼。权力的游戏剧中一堆欧派跟床戏
There’s edgier plots in that David the Gnome
David the Gnome是以花园小精灵为主角的儿童动画
Kings, queens, dragons, dwarves
Horses, fortresses, magic and swords
You Hob-bit my whole shit, you uninspired hack
托尔金细数乔治马丁"致敬"他的地方
国王 皇后 龙 矮人 马 堡垒 剑与魔法
Hob-bit取bit(偷)和Hobbit的双关
You want a war, George? Welcome to Shire-raq!
Shire-raq取Shire(夏尔，哈比人故乡)与Iraq(伊拉克)
而发动伊拉克战争的也叫乔治(小布什)
In book sales you’ve got nothing to say
I’m number one and two, you’re under Fifty Shades of Grey
魔戒与哈比人是畅销榜一二名，而冰与火之歌还卖输格雷的五十道阴影
You’re a pirate, you even stole my "R. R."
托尔金与乔治马丁的中间名都是"R. R."，"R. R."也是海盗常说的状声词
I’ll cut you like my teeth on Beauty and the Beast
乔治马丁早期写过美女与野兽的电视剧剧本
We don’t need the backstory on every fucking tre
托尔金的作品都有大量的背景设定
From a dude who sends a raven to say "Hi" to his toes
raven是冰与火之歌中的信使，托尔金指乔治马丁胖到看不见脚趾头
Man, your fat jokes are worse than your pipe smoke
托尔金有重度菸斗菸瘾
C. S. Lewis and I were just discussing
纳尼亚传奇的作者C.S.路易斯是托尔金的死党
Got my children making millions off my Silmarillions
Silmarillions(精灵宝钻)为托尔金更加拓展魔戒世界观的作品，死后由他儿子出版
And I’m more rock and roll than you’ve ever been
Don’t believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin是魔戒的大粉丝乐团，有许多受魔戒启发的歌曲
You can’t reach this Fellow, shit, I’m Two Towering
(Ooh) Every time I battle, it’s Return of the King
双关魔戒电影二部曲与三部曲的片名"The Two Towers"&"return of the king"