Dear Jean,
You woke me up from deep deep sleep in the cold cold morning at 4:00. Although you are very passionate, I cannot lie on the bed relaxedly. You shaked violently up and down, right and left, and lasted for a long time. I'm afraid that you also woke up my wife and children who are on the same bed. Luckily, they still fall asleep like a pig. So please nerver do this again, I just want my life smooth and steady. Thank you, dear Jean.
地震，
妳在这冷冷的清晨四点将熟睡的我吵醒。虽然妳相当的热情，但我仍然无法轻松享受地躺在床上。妳激烈地上下左右摇摆，而且持续好长一段时间。我很害怕妳会吵醒我同床的老婆跟小孩。很庆幸的他们仍然睡得跟猪一样。所以下次请不要再这样了。我只想有个安稳的日子而已。谢谢妳，地震。