[笑话] 小明的单恋

楼主: Player01 (玩家01)   2015-11-17 01:07:52
小明喜欢小美 但始终没有勇气说出口
每天都愁云惨雾的脸
茶不思饭不想
有一天
小明走到公园
看见小美跟隔壁班小华一起去补习
小明顿时感到很难过
失魂落魄的在旁边花圃摘了一朵花
“他爱我”“他爱不我”“他爱我”“他不爱我”“他爱我”“他不爱我”“他爱我”..
“他爱不我”“他爱我”“他不爱我”“他爱我”“他不爱我”“他爱我”............
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“他不爱我....”
花蕊:“我也只是想要有个瓣而已啊啊 为什么要这样!!!!!!”
两人相拥而泣,好不感人。
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作者: nmplucky (身体健康)   2015-11-17 01:17:00
蛤?
作者: chris04025 (东东)   2015-11-17 01:21:00
后来小明鼓起勇气跟小美告白:小华他老爸浩克吗?
作者: forgetcan (罐头)   2015-11-17 01:22:00
你腻
作者: webster1112 (webster)   2015-11-17 05:30:00
生殖器说话了
作者: nanimin (NANI)   2015-11-17 09:18:00
发炎了

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