Conan秀: Maggie Grace: Liam Neeson Prank-Called My Ex-Boyfriend
http://youtu.be/jjNyn0Ad1P0
http://youtu.be/jjNyn0Ad1P0?t=1m4s (电话录音开始)
Maggie Grace今晚上Conan来帮Taken 3打片. 她谈到跟Liam Neeson在九年来合作
三部电影,无形之间两人好像真的成了父女. Liam知道Maggie被前男友甩了很伤心,
决定打电话到那个男的办公室:
This is Brian Mills (Taken中的主角名)
We've never met, and if you play your cards right, we never will.
(我们没见过面. 如果你照子放亮点的话,我就放你一马)
Now listen, *beep*. You're lower than the pond scum, so I'm just gonna say this
once.
(听好,你这个连败类都不如的东西,我话只说一次)
You've made two mistakes - Your first mistake was dating out of your league.
(你犯了两个错误. 第一个是你癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉)
Your second mistake -well-
Let's just say any more mistakes and I'll break your other arm -slowly-
(你的第二个错...简单的说如果你再犯错的话我会"慢慢的"把你另外一只手折断)
I don't need to say it, but I have a particular set of skills.
(我应该不需要强调我有一些很专门的技能)
And I don't waant to waste them on you.
(我不想在你身上浪费功夫)
Now you get your shit together.
(你好自为之)
Good luck.