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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wYtG7aQTHA
继拉斯普丁vs史达林后，又一部大乱斗出来了，不过这次怎么看都有一位主坦啊XDD
EpicLLOYD这次特殊化妆化了九小时，辛苦他了
史蒂芬·史匹柏
代表作《侏罗纪公园》、《辛德勒的名单》、《抢救雷恩大兵》、《大白鲨》
《E.T.外星人》
Learning from your films to become a much better director
史匹柏高中时曾经溜进环球影城偷看希区考克拍戏
Now picture a 3 billion dollar dream machine
史匹柏目前净资产约三十亿美元
Try to Duel with me Alfred, ya must be Psycho
双关史匹柏的《飞轮喋血》（Duel）与希区考克的《惊魂记》(Psycho)
I'll bring back JAWS and take a bite of your Lifeboat
双关史匹柏的《大白鲨》(JAWS)和希区考克的《救生艇》(Lifeboat)
I'm always so on the top of my game, I get the Vertigo
双关希区考克的《迷魂记》(Vertigo)
I rocked the Academy and the DGA
You rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay
史匹柏拿过三次美国导演工会(DGA)电影类最佳导演奖与四次奥斯卡最佳导演奖
希区考克被提名奥斯卡最佳导演5次但未获奖，跟麦可贝一样(中枪1)
Check the trade, see me Amblin to my next big play
Amblin是史匹柏的公司
I produce cartoons and made games for all ages
Amblin有做动画跟游戏(例如荣誉勋章系列)
希区考克
代表作《惊魂记》 《鸟》 《39号台阶》
That was a Close Encounter of the Turd Kind
双关史匹柏的《第三类接触》(Close Encounters of the Third Kind)
Half your billions should go to John Williams
John Williams是史匹柏长期合作的作曲家，两人合作超过27部电影
You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers
你比梅根福克斯在变形金刚的演技还烂(中枪2)
Come on, fish puppets and Muppets to stir the fears up
I squeezed screams out of chocolate syrup
希区考克说史匹柏的鱼布偶(大白鲨是机械做的)根本吓不了人
我光用巧克力酱就吓坏一堆人(《惊魂记》中的血拍摄时是用巧克力酱)
Damage panderers and haunt you like the last Indiana
冤魂不散缠着你(希区考克已过世)就像印地安那琼斯4(史匹柏的黑历史之一)
昆汀塔伦提诺
代表作《黑色追缉令》《追杀比尔》
Alfred, you got no style dawg, I'm the king of dialogue
相较于希区考克，昆汀塔伦提诺常用一连串的长台词
There's only one movie I know you from
希区考克几乎只有《惊魂记》(的淋浴镜头那段)较为人知
（不过昆汀塔伦提诺的作品我也只记得《追杀比尔》...希区考克我还知道《鸟》
《北西北》等）
And I've seen more blood in the shower when I stubbed my toe in one
昆汀塔伦提诺以大量喷血画面闻名，他说我切脚趾的血都比在淋浴间
(《惊魂记》的淋浴镜头)流的多
You tried to fight in World War One but couldn't do that
The British Army wouldn't let you join cause you were too fat
希区考克因为体重过重在一战时被英军拒绝入伍
Due to War of the Worlds a failure's what I label you
It looked like some sell-out bullshit Michael Bay would do
昆汀说《世界大战》(War of the Worlds)超失败，根本像卖bullshit的麦可贝会拍的片
(中枪3)
Ask anybody "What's your favorite Sam Jackson part?"
No one's gonna say "What's his name, from Jurassic Park?"
山缪杰克森跟昆汀合作多次，在侏罗纪公园中演出Ray Arnold一角但根本没人记得
(我也不记得...)
Scripts that I write ain't the, cleanest (fuck!)
But when I grip mics I'm the, meanest (dick!)
昆汀的电影充满大量脏字
A bad motherfucker from the wallet to the penis
《黑色追缉令》的经典片段：bad motherfucker wallet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUuwd8Z0l_4
史丹利·库柏力克
代表作《奇爱博士》、《2001太空漫游》(个人认为最赞科幻片)、
《发条橘子》、《鬼店》
Do another take and get it right, 127 times
库柏力克拍《鬼店》曾重拍了一个镜头127次，金氏世界纪录“重拍最多次的有台词镜头”
I'll make you learn to love me, I'm the bomb, drop ultraviolet rhymes
Like Clockwork, make you all hurt, beat Spielberg the Color Purple
learn to love me, I'm the bomb双关《奇爱博士》的副标题How I Learned to Stop
Worrying and Love the Bomb。双关《发条橘子》(A Clockwork Orange)和史匹柏的
《紫色姐妹花》(Color Purple)
AI is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles
《A.I.人工智能》版权一开始被库柏力克买下，由于当时电影科技水平的限制被暂时搁置
。库柏力克看了《侏罗纪公园》特效的成功，促使库柏力克改编了剧本，并与史匹柏探讨
了剧本。库柏力克去世后，史匹柏接手了库柏力克留下的笔记，并于2001年推出。但结局
遭到不少批评。
《忍者龟：变种世代》于2009年把版权转手给麦可贝的制作公司白金沙丘魔堡(中枪4)
麦可贝
代表作 《变形金刚》
That's enough, I've heard enough crap from all of you
麦可贝：呛我呛够没
If there's one thing I've learned, bitch, this game is about motherfucking
money. I make that dollar, y'all, motherfucking money
好莱坞就是motherfucking money啦
Even make Mark Wahlberg make some motherfucking money
Mark Wahlberg是变形金刚4主角
I give the people what they love, while the critics say I'm evil
Got no time to read reviews, while I'm working on the sequel
虽然评论家说我很邪恶，但我只是给观众看他们爱的(爆炸!!!!)
没空读评论因为我忙着拍续集
When it comes to blowing up, no director is my equal
麦可贝的特色就是：爆炸!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!