[笑话] 贵妇 & 乞丐

楼主: RunRun5566 (跑跑五六)   2014-08-03 17:46:51
有一天贵妇去百货公司 Shopping !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
觉得空气有点闷 就把外套脱下来放在椅子上
这时候一个乞丐来了
看都不看就从椅子上坐下去
贵妇非常的生气 对乞丐破口大骂: 您是没看到我的外套吗!?
乞丐: ........
贵妇: 别当哑巴 你到底在干嘛 解释一下!
乞丐: 坐你的外套
One day a noble woman went shopping mall,
and it was stuffy there , so she peel her coat down on the chair.
At that time a vagrant came , sitting on the chair without any notice.
The woman got furious and yelled at the vagrant:
Aren't u aware of my coat ?
Vagrant: .........
Woman: What have u just done , give me the reason why!
乞丐: 我听不懂你在说什么
作者: sazaby (蜉蝣的一生)   2014-08-03 17:59:00
坐妳的外套 拥抱着却不被拥抱 我是谁妳知不知道
作者: QQnoel (阿呆)   2014-08-03 18:00:00
只有我笑吗XD
作者: shenzoe (好饿... ヾ(●▽‵●)ノ)   2014-08-03 18:16:00
87
作者: s512874690 (爪爪)   2014-08-03 19:10:00
一楼害我笑了xD
作者: dfoot (d脚)   2014-08-03 19:26:00
看不懂.....
作者: eggsnk (笒笒)   2014-08-03 19:56:00
XDDD
作者: Lazypercent (鼻子好痒)   2014-08-03 21:47:00
这首歌叫做外套 动力火车唱的吧
作者: pttblabla (Blabla)   2014-08-03 23:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vcooter (DRRRRRR)   2014-08-04 07:56:00
XD

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