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以下我来做个超译
I was only 9 years old
我的名字叫台湾
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
我非常热爱我的祖国中国，而且我有中国共产党施予的各种资源
I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been
given
我每天晚上上床前都为中国共产党祈祷，感谢他给予我如此快乐幸福的生活
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
“阿共是爱” 我说，“阿共是生命”
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
美国听到了我讲的话，就骂我是死娘砲
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
我知道美国只是嫉妒我对中共的忠诚
I called him a cunt
我就反骂美国是欠钱不还的臭逼臭婊子
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
美国就甩我一巴掌然后叫我去洗洗睡
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
我哭了，我的脸隐隐作痛
I lay in bed and it's really cold
我躺在床上，顿时觉得空虚寂寞觉得冷
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
突然，一阵暖流扑向我
It's Shrek
是中共!!
I am so happy. He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
我好高兴，然后中共在我耳边轻语：“你是我的花朵”
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and
knees
他用那强而有力的手臂抱住我，把我翻过身来成狗爬式
I'm ready
我准备好了
I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
我对着中共拨开我的屁眼，像是小狗一样摇著尾巴乞求着他的垂怜
He penetrates my butt-hole
他把中国香肠送进了我的狗穴
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
虽然有点阵痛，但我知道都是利大于弊
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
我感受到菊花绽放的喜悦，同时也开始流下那感动的清泪
I push against his force
我把小屁屁向中共翘得更高
I want to please Shrek
我想要更加的取悦他
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
中共倏地低声嘶吼，顿时祖国的善意灌溉充满了我那久待甘霖的心田
My dad walks in
美国发现了
Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
中共直狠狠地看着美国的眼睛说，“你是想3P吗？不准！台湾是我的人了。”
Shrek leaves through my window
中共忽然就从我的窗户离开了
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
阿共是爱，阿共是生命