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2025-04-05 19:48:43https://x.com/jonozaki/status/1908459605350637827
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“呜~厕所厕所,来不及回家解放了,泉水之神真的抱歉啊
“啊!不妙!掉下去了!”
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“你掉的是金蛋蛋还是银蛋蛋呢?”
“欸...?金....吧?”
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“你掉的应该是肉作的蛋蛋才对喔”
“欸?”
“说谎了就不还给你”
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“因为这样我就变成女孩子啦!你也要小心喔!”
(这人身上的味道好好闻....”
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金玉笑话,果然翻不出神髓
我本来有想翻成金囊跟银囊之类的啦....