西智战
byrd4913：
Spain hasn't been kicked out of South America this hard since the 1800s.
自19世纪以后，西班牙再一次狼狈地被踢出了南美洲。
cartola ：
Diego Costa seen at Dutch embassy applying for citizenship, citing previous
Dutch ancestors from the 17th century colonization of Brazil.
据传Diego Costa已经在申请荷兰户口名簿了，要找17世纪的荷兰老祖宗认亲
renanferrari：
http://i.imgur.com/00bPC5V.jpg
momin_q：
Secret agent Costa's mission is complete
恭喜Costa无间道任务完成
Thesolly180：
From World Cup champions to going out in the group stage this is a visual
representation of their World Cup
卫冕冠军小组出局示意图
http://i.imgur.com/tVjLxnv.gif
ofap：
http://giant.gfycat.com/FrenchMarvelousInganue.gif
IranianGenius
His facial cdth. I was rooting for Spain and even I laughed.
这神表情，作为西粉都要笑死了
pituacu：
The wrong spelling only made it funnier.
还把词拼错了，有点萌耶
Matika7：
That moment when you realize Costa Rica has already done a better job at the
World Cup than the previous winner. O_O
看见没，我大哥斯达黎加的表现都比卫冕冠军强
sgplr：
Costa Rica is clearly the best Costa in the tournament.
显然Costa‧Rica是Costa家族里最OP的一个
knowsalotofthings：
Spain is like that hot girl you knew in school and then you meet her again
and she's married and fat and boring as fuck.
西班牙就像当年校花，暮然回首时早已成人妻，又胖又神烦。
bluedude14：
This second goal just changed her to fat, boring, divorced, with two kids and
desperate for you to date her and give her a chance.
西班牙丢的第二球——肥胖神烦离了婚带着两个娃的熟女还在跪求你吃回头草。
荷澳战
CancelledMeds：
Hurricane warning for western europe as dutch collectively breathe out.
西欧即将掀起暴风，因为所有荷兰人都同时松了一口气。
WE_ICE_COLD：
How do I feel? Heart broken But today we proved to the world that we are no
pushovers, we can hold our own ground and we can give an excitiny match. Once
the squad starts to get the experiencec needed we will start to flourish. We
showed our grit, passion and our downright Australian nature. Hats off to
Neatherlands, what a great game.
袋鼠来谈谈感想：虽然结果让人心碎，但我澳向全世界证明了自己不是来打酱油的，我们
能守住自己的地盘，也能奉献精彩的场面，只要经验再丰富些一定会卷土重来。我们打出
了胆量和热情，还有我澳直来直去的天性。最后向荷兰致敬，一场伟大的比赛。
PoliceAlarm：
Fantastic game and you should have your heads held high. Great game by the
Aussies.
四海游龙，袋鼠们可以昂首离开了。
Spytap：
The dutch national anthem sounds like the song they play at the Oscars while
showing photos of everyone who died that year.
荷兰国歌好像是熟悉的节奏，奥斯卡颁奖礼盘点上年度离世人物不就用的这个吗。
Gambrel：
Maybe Australia will die, is what you are saying?
这不就在替袋鼠送终?，你说的也没错啊
BER1C：
Tim Cahill has now scored more World Cup goals (5) than Ronaldo,Messi and
Rooney combined (4).
Tim Cahill已在世界杯上攻入5球，比C罗、梅西和鲁尼加起来（4球）还多。
mequals1m1w：
Does Holland have the most male fans dressed up as women?
荷兰男扮女装的球迷是不是世界一绝？
http://ppt.cc/lfRS
http://ppt.cc/M7Ut
http://ppt.cc/lVa8
JamCal：
And for another hour we remain:
BETTER THAN FUCKING SPAIN.
我澳跟荷兰缠斗了一小时！
还！是！比！西！班！ 牙！ 强！
derajydac：
Spanish players think games are won on possession.
西班牙还以为胜负是比控球率高的呢。
Vagabond21：
If you have 100% possession you won't lose
控球率100%就不会输
NatWu：
You can on own goals.
你得到乌龙球了
克喀战
Everythingpossible：
If Croatia advances I'm buying one of their jerseys.
克罗地亚要是能晋级我就去买件格子衫。
wandarah：
You can use it to play chess too, or a fancy picnic blanket. Form, and
function baby.
还可以用来下棋，当野餐垫，又潮又实用，值得你拥有。
BrownByYou：
On ESPN you could hear the ref talking to the two captains at the coin flip
and I thought that that was the most interesting thing ever
看ESPN你能清楚听见猜边时，主裁跟两边队长说话，金促咪！
holden147：
I paid attention when he said "I can speak English for you". What
language were they speaking before then?
我有留意他说"供英语唛A通"。那他们之前说的是啥？
tilarkies：
Song just went full pepe. You never go full pepe
Song怎么也变身超级赛亚佩，这也行？
Woild：
Somehow that was even more stupid than Pepe. I'm impressed.
不…不下吕佩 ，哥已震惊。
FootballClubSandwich：
I'd say it's more than full Pepe because it was completely unprovoked
我能说这下已经"佩"值战斗力爆表了吗，没理由的天降神肘啊。
SpitefulMouse：
WHAT THE FUCK WAS SONG THINKING?!
这货脑子里装的是啥？
pokepoke：
It was a missed high five.
其实他是想击个掌，结果人家没理他
KING_OF_SLOTH：
rumors in Brazil are saying that he did it so he could get a ride with Spain
back to Barcelona
最新乳莫：Song急于染红下场是为了赶上我西的班机，以随队友一起返回巴萨。
imustbethedevil：
much sense is made now
这下就说得通了
ForestEye：
What everyone was thinking after the 4th goal
围观群众在4-0之后的反应
http://i.imgur.com/IetECAu.jpg?1
Chillstar08：
unwritten rule of thie worldcup : get a stupid red card, lose 0-4
世界杯潜规则：傻B红牌下场，0比4不解释。