整理一下鲁尼在Reddit上的洗版
CracklyRabbit:
I need a medic - Medic
"来人啊 快给我找个队医！"——队医
CptES:
BBC had a peach of a comment: "He may have broken his ankle, I don't know.
He's supposed to tell us that!"
BBC的评论：队医可能伤了脚踝，我不太懂。这他妈的平时都是他来告诉我们的啊！
testbug0:
HAHAHAHA FUCK ME
The Arsenal curse reaches the backroom staff even
哈哈哈哈肏你妈
阿森纳魔咒连队医都不放过吗
Toasterfire:
Hey, the Italians helping Sterling with his cramp is nice. Good on you guys
嘿，Sterling抽筋的时候几个意大利球员过去帮他。好心有好报
MyOnlyFriendTheEnd:
It's only cos our physio dislocated his ankle
没办法 谁让我们的队医自个儿先搞断了腿
spartanwolf:
Rooney the only player in the tournament to have MORE hair than he did 4
years ago?
鲁尼是不是这次唯一一个头发比4年前多的球员？
antantoon:
Pirlo and his beard
Pirlo和他的胡子可以一战
TomasRoncero:
Startling stat: Wayne Rooney has more red cards in a World Cup (1 against
Portugal in 2006) than goals in a World Cup
闪亮的数据：鲁尼世界杯上红卡数量比入球数还多。
_bloobly_:
I have as much goals in the WorlcI Cup as Wayne Rooney does
我世界杯入球数和鲁尼一样多
TunicSongForKaren:
That Rooney corner was absolutely pathetic.
鲁尼那角球没法看。
rbaldy41:
He needs lessons from Aspas
他需要Aspas教他罚角球
ledement:
The commentators said that was the worst part of the pitch.
主播说那是因为那角球点是全场场地最差的一块。
Cramer02:
Apparently the majority of the left hand side is filled with sand and painted
green.
好吧，那看来球场整个左路都是工地了。
the_codfather:
It was actually a very clever corner, aimed at lulling the opposition into
the belief that Rooney was wildly out of form. The mistake Rooney made was
sticking to that tactic for 90 minutes.
那角球智比八奇，鲁尼目的在于迷惑对手让对手以为他状态全无。哼哼，整个90分钟鲁
尼都在用此计谋。
gofigureskate:
He's playing the long con. 5 years of lulling defenders into a sense of false
security and then, wham, a goal in the 2018 world cup. Against Botswana.
鲁尼在布一个大局。花了5年时间让对手误以为他不在状态，哇哦，然后2018世界杯突
然入球。在对阵博茨瓦纳共和国的比赛中。
llofdddddt5:
5? Try 8.
5年？少说8年。
gofigureskate:
I think we can all agree he's the world's best paid defensive midfielder.
我觉得鲁尼是世界上薪资最顶级的防守型中场，这点毫无争议。