Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy getsthe kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching,he takes the knife to her, laughing while hedoes it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why soserious?" He comes at me with the knife - "Whyso serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth- "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... whyso serious?