最近我脑袋不好很不会讲话
很讨厌美国人的虚伪总爱问别人
how are you? How do you do?
明明其实没有很在乎
因为你诚实回答 so so 他们会很傻眼
典型的希望你报喜不报忧
于是遇到我同学时我想发挥我的创意
但我不知道要讲什么
就问他:why are you wearing orange
他就说: I like orange
我就说: good for you, seems like a pumpkin
他:.......
我好像被讨厌了
然后和我朋友私讯
说到我在美国还没一个月就遇到两次的防火演习
我:why does it sooo many fire drill happens on me?
Am I look like I need a fire drill???
他: haha you are probably just lucky. Hey I happened to meet burning house on
ce when i was a kid! It's important
我: oh I am so glad you still alive
他到现在都已读不回。。。。。
再另一个朋友,
我们聊天到一半他和我说他要睡了
才11点!
我就说:why you always sleep earlier than me! Like an old man
他:......
好吧谁能救救我北烂的说话方式啦><