小女子我在当助教教英文
学生年龄为大一嫩嫩小新生
商科到工科都有
想当然呢 有的人数学好到吓吓叫 英文则是惨不忍睹
最近到了大学的期末考
英文实习为英听测验：听对话写ABCD这还算简单der
最难的大概就是听写一整句英文句子
尤其工科的学生让我改考卷不停的憋笑练腹肌
例如：
I always make a reservation before I take a trip.
学生版本：
I always make a reservation before I take a chip.
现在吃洋芋片都要这么盛大先订位就是了......(嚼嚼)
例如：
My brother is overweight because he eats too much junk food.
My brother is overweight because he eats too much junk food.
(我的哥哥体重过重因为他吃太多垃圾食物)
学生版本：
My brother is overweight because he eats too much drunk food.
(我的哥哥体重过重因为他吃太多酒醉的食物)
(哥哥OS：现在是说我啤酒肚的意思吗ˋˊ)
或是...jump food
(食物食物你别跳 我要吃你～～呃....跳跳糖的概念？)
还有让我喷泪的:
My brother is overweight because he eats too much junk foot.
My brother is overweight because he eats too much junk foot.
不是吧？我是废脚？废角？ 对我选角有问题吗？？嗯？
再来让我惊艳的是：
正解：Some people travel to explore and discover new things.
(有些人旅行是为了探索和发现新事物)
喷饭版本：Some people travel to explode.........
(有些人旅行是为了爆炸...)
去年的学生，也是工科，
例如：In many western countries,
it is polite to kiss each other on the cheek.
(在许多西方国家，亲吻对方脸颊是件礼貌的事)
汗颜版本：In many western countries,
it is polite to kiss each other on the chest.
(在许多西方国家，亲吻对方胸膛是件礼貌的事情)
.....咳咳同学，那老师先走一步惹喔～～六块肌我来啦～～ (?
最后，昨天期中一张考卷，很多同学为了写完可以回去猜字
会先做记号或是写个大概的英文，
这位可爱的奇葩让我练出11字线
正解：He took a day off because he is going to a job fair.
正解：He took a day off because he is going to a job fair.
(他请假一天因为他要去就业博览会)
同学：He took a day off because he is going to a 加菲猫.
同学?!?!同学!?!?你还好吗??
为什么这么可爱ㄋ!!!!!!!请指点加菲猫怎么去!!!
实在是族繁不及备载，我的脑袋只能记得这些了，
这些可爱的同学们，只能说创意无限啊XDDDDD