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: 前几天整理旧东西的时候，翻到前男友的分手信...
: 当时爱到眼瞎竟然可以毫无阻碍的看懂信的内容
: 哈哈 求神翻译将这封情书情感澎湃的表达
: 就当应个景，嫦娥写给后羿的搞笑版Dear John吧
: 原文:
: dear 后羿
: i`m 嫦娥 . i don`t know . what i will saying to u first.
: i was comeback to korea. that time i am very many thinking about my future
: and u & i relationship.
: during that time, i very complex my feeling. and i made the plan and operate
: my schedule. so very busy. so sorry.
: now i have a decision.
: but i`m still scare my decision.
: and utill this decision from me. very serious and deep think. so i wanna u
: know that my position.
: i don`t know. when i was change feeling about u . maybe when i was brisbane
.
: i was already decided our relationship.
: but that time i was not sure. becaz very complex ..... and i`m now very worr
y
: about something is too many. so i can`t care of u and
: my thinking space is too narrow .. like i can`t think about u . so this
: reason made coward by my self.
: i was avoid u r message and u r call. this is very stupid action. i know i
: know........but,, i don`t have courage.
: and i can`t heard u r voice... becaz more more getting complex.
: all my fault. just my fault.......
: but if like this situation continue is more more will be not good. i
: know........ but i don`t want u get hurt....
: so until now i could`t... stupid......stupid....fuck`in stupid.. sorry
: until now i made get hurt to u.
: i really so sorry.. just i have a this saying.( <
作者: phages (桃) 2015-09-18 23:02:00
致上我无限敬意
作者:
hankwupc (自宅守卫队)
2015-09-18 22:05:00干谁去帮他提名诺贝尔文学奖ww
作者:
flourance (flourance)
2015-09-18 17:44:00哈哈哈哈~~~给你鼓鼓掌XXD
作者:
sowbm 2015-09-18 17:44:00无尾熊........
作者: t7231749 (米兔MeToo) 2015-09-18 19:32:00
真实翻译XD
作者:
jca999 (口香糖是猫脑做的)
2015-09-18 17:58:00佩服你可以看完这文法乱七八糟的文章
作者:
Ferrum (阿就铁啊)
2015-09-19 05:43:00楼上别浪费原po一片苦心 koala才是韩国啦
作者: chenyii1120 2015-09-19 07:57:00
楼上认真了XD
作者:
bsw555 (层层)
2015-09-19 08:29:00推无尾熊xDDD
作者: santia (santi) 2015-09-19 09:26:00
这篇看了更头痛怎办~"~
作者:
RFV123 (下次要更诚实)
2015-09-19 11:06:00厉害
作者: alone1216 (寂寞蔓延ing) 2015-09-19 12:59:00
看完更头痛+1
作者:
z960124 (真˙费雯姬)
2015-09-19 13:10:00有新警察看不懂反串XDDD
作者:
Johhan 2015-09-19 22:38:00看到无尾熊笑喷
作者:
q5341kh (cmomo)
2015-09-19 23:37:00居然有人翻译了！
作者:
sank (SANKK)
2015-09-20 05:39:00专业!
作者: tsloveph (小船) 2015-09-20 09:46:00
太强了…
作者: yang9012 2015-09-20 23:23:00
我以为keroro才是韩国
作者:
EXGA (零壹)
2015-09-21 14:37:00鼻死卡很多xDDDDDDD
作者:
mstarlla (Mstarlla )
2015-09-22 06:48:00推认真 wwwwwww