Re: [无言] 整理东西翻到前男友的分手信

楼主: dominiclin (个性蓝猫)   2015-09-18 17:38:56
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: 前几天整理旧东西的时候,翻到前男友的分手信...
: 当时爱到眼瞎竟然可以毫无阻碍的看懂信的内容
: 哈哈 求神翻译将这封情书情感澎湃的表达
: 就当应个景,嫦娥写给后羿的搞笑版Dear John吧
: 原文:
: dear 后羿
: i`m 嫦娥 . i don`t know . what i will saying to u first.
: i was comeback to korea. that time i am very many thinking about my future
: and u & i relationship.
: during that time, i very complex my feeling. and i made the plan and operate
: my schedule. so very busy. so sorry.
: now i have a decision.
: but i`m still scare my decision.
: and utill this decision from me. very serious and deep think. so i wanna u
: know that my position.
: i don`t know. when i was change feeling about u . maybe when i was brisbane
.
: i was already decided our relationship.
: but that time i was not sure. becaz very complex ..... and i`m now very worr
y
: about something is too many. so i can`t care of u and
: my thinking space is too narrow .. like i can`t think about u . so this
: reason made coward by my self.
: i was avoid u r message and u r call. this is very stupid action. i know i
: know........but,, i don`t have courage.
: and i can`t heard u r voice... becaz more more getting complex.
: all my fault. just my fault.......
: but if like this situation continue is more more will be not good. i
: know........ but i don`t want u get hurt....
: so until now i could`t... stupid......stupid....fuck`in stupid.. sorry
: until now i made get hurt to u.
: i really so sorry.. just i have a this saying.( <
作者: Aaron910135 (光辉日落)   2015-09-18 23:45:00
我还是看不懂啊(撞墙
作者: phages (桃)   2015-09-18 23:02:00
致上我无限敬意
作者: jerry1018372 (JerryBarry)   2015-09-18 22:42:00
看成鼻死卡很多...
作者: hankwupc (自宅守卫队)   2015-09-18 22:05:00
干谁去帮他提名诺贝尔文学奖ww
作者: aet68933 (梡)   2015-09-18 20:29:00
才看第一行就笑了XD
作者: agreerga (鸭毛)   2015-09-18 17:42:00
你google小姐?
作者: flourance (flourance)   2015-09-18 17:44:00
哈哈哈哈~~~给你鼓鼓掌XXD
作者: sowbm   2015-09-18 17:44:00
无尾熊........
作者: fushimisaki (伏见美咲)   2015-09-18 18:59:00
无尾熊..
作者: t7231749 (米兔MeToo)   2015-09-18 19:32:00
真实翻译XD
作者: webmail0912 (webmail0912)   2015-09-18 18:39:00
原来是吃了翻译蒟蒻呀! 鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌!!
作者: destiny02 (无名小人物)   2015-09-18 18:37:00
最后一句根本自打嘴巴..
作者: UwinHuang (Uwin)   2015-09-18 18:21:00
原来korea是无尾熊,我还以为是韩国呢
作者: jca999 (口香糖是猫脑做的)   2015-09-18 17:58:00
佩服你可以看完这文法乱七八糟的文章
作者: itsnewday (80%完美即可)   2015-09-19 01:22:00
原波好感动!Korea真的是韩国啦~
作者: Ferrum (阿就铁啊)   2015-09-19 05:43:00
楼上别浪费原po一片苦心 koala才是韩国啦
作者: Aaron910135 (光辉日落)   2015-09-19 07:52:00
等等 korea是韩国吧 koala是无尾熊吧
作者: chenyii1120   2015-09-19 07:57:00
楼上认真了XD
作者: bsw555 (层层)   2015-09-19 08:29:00
推无尾熊xDDD
作者: santia (santi)   2015-09-19 09:26:00
这篇看了更头痛怎办~"~
作者: RFV123 (下次要更诚实)   2015-09-19 11:06:00
厉害
作者: trp88259 (小叭)   2015-09-19 12:52:00
专业给推wwww
作者: alone1216 (寂寞蔓延ing)   2015-09-19 12:59:00
看完更头痛+1
作者: z960124 (真˙费雯姬)   2015-09-19 13:10:00
有新警察看不懂反串XDDD
作者: Noobilicious (诺比好吃)   2015-09-19 15:23:00
英文老师和国文老师还有地理老师一起哭晕在厕所(?
作者: Johhan   2015-09-19 22:38:00
看到无尾熊笑喷
作者: sillywhoever (I love God)   2015-09-19 22:54:00
光是你愿意翻译这个想法就让我笑很久了~ XDD
作者: q5341kh (cmomo)   2015-09-19 23:37:00
居然有人翻译了!
作者: sank (SANKK)   2015-09-20 05:39:00
专业!
作者: tsloveph (小船)   2015-09-20 09:46:00
太强了…
作者: gagonman (面)   2015-09-20 17:48:00
光鼻卡死我就笑死了XDDDDDDD
作者: yang9012   2015-09-20 23:23:00
我以为keroro才是韩国
作者: EXGA (零壹)   2015-09-21 14:37:00
鼻死卡很多xDDDDDDD
作者: mstarlla (Mstarlla )   2015-09-22 06:48:00
推认真 wwwwwww

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