楼主:
yukhi (无言)
2013-05-12 23:45:23接到前东家认识的同事打电话来
也是一样 上过早班 就知道为什么早班离职快
因为是被吓到XD
医院地下室>>餐厅旁是太平间或是餐厅的楼下层是太平间
而且上早班的人(一个人)忙于准备 外场灯来不急开 内场只开几盏灯
病患不换自家衣物都穿着医院的白色加医院图的衣物到餐厅用餐
(怕感染 所以到餐厅用餐得换自己平常的衣服)
很多病患凌晨4~5点的时候 被医护人员挖起床 吃药
然后睡不着 饿了 就到餐厅要吃饭
可是餐厅的营业时间是7点>>>谁理你 饿肚子的最大
早班的要5点半准备 早开始 (病患吃不到早餐 会怒)
所以当早班在厨房里准备的时候...
常遇到>>病患默默不出声 走路无声的走进厨房里再走到早班的后面...
病患用超慢的讲话:"小...姐...我...要...买...早...餐........"
结果早班的常被吓到>>>老板 我不做了!!!要不就是要换晚班XD
之前上过饭店的早班
吃早餐的地方常留几个小夜灯 大灯要等营业时间到才开
在准备的时候 常遇到时间没到 然后默默自己开门进来的顾客
再默默不出声 走路无声 慢慢走到我后面:"小姐我要吃饭..."
吓到尖叫+失手把锅子砸到地上发出巨大声响
然后把保全引过来问发生什么事 XD
作者:
mrcat (猫先生)
2013-05-12 23:51:00小…姐……好…冷…有…没…有……热…汤…
小..姐......可...以...抱..一.....下....吗...？
作者:
www7916 (翅膀)
2013-05-13 00:20:00小…姐…妳…的…裙…子…夹…在…内…裤…里…了…
作者: gloria790915 (花花) 2013-05-13 00:45:00
好可怕
小...姐...妳...的...拉...炼...没...有...拉...
作者:
PGang (Horus)
2013-05-13 01:02:00小…姐…地…板……怎么…湿……湿…的…
作者: jyn123 2013-05-13 01:29:00
小...姐...你...躺...好......不.对...是...汤
作者: moonnight (乌斯怀亚) 2013-05-13 01:43:00
楼上的大家都还好吗?XD
作者: spadeg67127 (斯裴) 2013-05-13 01:58:00
神推文...
我...生...前...最...喜...欢...吃...苹...果...
生...完...之...后...被...老...公...嫌...太...胖...
作者:
mrcat (猫先生)
2013-05-13 02:28:00和..尚..端....汤..上..塔...塔..滑....汤...洒..汤..烫..塔
作者:
Armor (皓皓)
2013-05-13 02:37:00看...到..和.....尚..端....汤...我.....笑..了
作者:
waspie (曾为派)
2013-05-13 02:45:00哈...哈...哈...哈...哈...
作者: poomanto (水番) 2013-05-13 03:03:00
哈...哈...哈.........啊...
作者:
herbi (老梁)
2013-05-13 03:07:00小...姐...可..以...烧...一....栋....房..子..给..我...吗?
@兴.. .... ..... ... .... .. ..
后....劲......好..........强............
这....个...草....有....毒......
后...劲......袄...ㄍㄟ......HOU...JING...STA...TION.
作者: kmuba (YLC) 2013-05-13 04:16:00
这...个....草...莓...有...毒...
作者: snowmoon (big mike) 2013-05-13 04:42:00
为…什…么…要…种…我…草…莓…
作者:
FortunateY (Somebody To Love)
2013-05-13 05:05:00小...姐...我......好....饿...可...以...吃....饭吗?
作者:
yangxh (可可)
2013-05-13 05:18:00小....姐...快...给...我...吃...我...好...饿
小....姐....下....面....给....我....吃....
是…谁…吵…醒…本…将…军…xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
小..姐...我..想...吃..掉..妳.....旁..边..那..碗.面
作者:
pilibobo (努力存钱中)
2013-05-13 07:14:00小...姐....下....面.....给....我....吃....
作者:
mrbird (随便)
2013-05-13 07:38:002...F...身..上..可..以..偷...到..青..铜..甲
作者:
mydin (mydin)
2013-05-13 08:21:00我,,,的,,,点,,,居,,,然,,,打,,,不,,,出,,,来,,,,,,
作者: jennydyj (姓戴名戴字戴戴叫戴戴戴) 2013-05-13 08:33:00
楼....上.....好.....好.....笑.....XD....XDD...
靠...腰...本...将...军...我...笑..了...XDDDD
你...们...的...祖...先...是...许...褚...吗...
小...姐...要....钱...要...命...要...内....裤....?
作者: heimanc (fern) 2013-05-13 09:11:00
小…姐…别…来…无…恙…
作者:
f1765 (景色宜人)
2013-05-13 09:20:00我...是... 范....范.....
作者:
big1p (biglp)
2013-05-13 09:28:00小...姐...给...盔...吗...
作者:
dohow (都好)
2013-05-13 09:28:00各位是口吃吗？
作者:
PELJE (阿ㄇ)
2013-05-13 09:33:00小…姐…小…姐…这…是…我…的…名…片…
作者: henry1915 (henry) 2013-05-13 09:37:00
天....师...符...法...! 五...气...朝...元...!
作者:
dcfc (必须横渡大西洋的远方)
2013-05-13 09:55:00推..文...让....我....笑....的....好....崩....溃...Q...Q..
作者:
waymayday (ä¸è¦å•)
2013-05-13 10:03:00是...谁....吵....醒....本.....将.....军......XXXXD
作者: eason4747 (SColda) 2013-05-13 10:10:00
小…姐…可…以…帮…我…
作者:
seadog00 (你为什么要说谎)
2013-05-13 10:12:00看到生完之后被老公嫌太胖 害我笑超大声XDDDDDDD
作者: s810224321 (嘎逼]]* 一杯回味无穷) 2013-05-13 10:16:00
小.............姐...我...有...口急x dd
小...姐...小...姐..别...生...气...明...天...带...你..
作者:
a926 (Aaron)
2013-05-13 10:25:00小.....姐.....我.....我...好....像....走....错...间...了
作者:
aways (Miss Cat)
2013-05-13 10:33:00推...文...也...好...笑...了...X...D...D...D...D
作者:
yeimin (呆呆铭)
2013-05-13 10:33:00回……来……不……要……在……推……了
作者: boocs (簿壳思) 2013-05-13 10:50:00
推……文……好…………烦………啊……………
作者:
chiick (鸡暴北)
2013-05-13 10:52:00干........不......要.....逼.......我......跟.....进
作者:
rsy (~神乎其技~)
2013-05-13 10:59:00好恐怖~~~要不试试超商都有的叮咚 只要有人进门 就会叮咚或是让光线亮一点 不然真的很恐怖~不过也不能怪病人 都生病了哪有元气
小...姐...可以...帮...我...削...苹..果...吗
作者: lollon (Who care?) 2013-05-13 11:04:00
叮......咚........咚........咚........叮.......
作者: mimi100 (RonG) 2013-05-13 11:07:00
欢.........迎..........光.........临.........
作者:
libu (密密)
2013-05-13 11:07:00楼......上....不...合......群......
作者: greg 2013-05-13 11:12:00
我.....还.....有.....点.....饿.....
作者:
damn7 (damn7)
2013-05-13 11:16:00就....决....定....是.....你....惹......
小...姐...我...一...个...人...好...寂..寞..给..亏..吗
小...姐...我...我...我...找...谢..........
作者:
Jim01 (蕉吉)
2013-05-13 11:34:00逍..........遥.........哥........哥...........
作者:
werttrew (发点优文赚P币)
2013-05-13 11:52:00小...姐......讲..完..这..句..我..快..没..气..了..
作者:
sc1146 (大卫)
2013-05-13 12:02:00这...推...文...是...怎...么...一...回..事...哈..哈..哈.
推....文.....好惊人...........继续...........接下去
作者:
MissFei ( I'M 妃小姐 。)
2013-05-13 12:17:00小...姐..要..面..面..不..要..辣...辣..
作者:
damn7 (damn7)
2013-05-13 12:19:00龟....派.....气......功......
作者:
www7916 (翅膀)
2013-05-13 12:21:001小…姐…妳…的…瓦…斯…炉…烧…起…来...了...
作者:
fe90011 (yun)
2013-05-13 12:29:00小...姐...午...餐...好...了...吗....
这...篇...文...要...爆...了...吗...
作者:
soarcher (magic2u)
2013-05-13 12:43:00为...什...么...要...这...样...推...文...
小.....姐...我.....内....裤.....不......见.....了
作者:
icexfox (东玉景)
2013-05-13 13:21:00小…姐…一…起…吃…早…餐…
小...姐...妳...内...裤....穿...反...了..
作者:
willkfw (whereboy)
2013-05-13 13:27:00X…D…D…D…D…D…D…
作者: she1015 (she1015) 2013-05-13 13:38:00
小…姐…跟…我…在…一…起…好…吗…？
作者: tomisaboy (summer) 2013-05-13 13:38:00
小...姐...你...看...的...到...我...噢...
作者: lion0730 (阿立) 2013-05-13 13:47:00
小……姐……推……文……吗？
小...姐....还...要...等...多...久...?
作者: copysmokids 2013-05-13 13:49:00
竟....然.......把.......推......文......看........完.............了..........
作者:
ph18 2013-05-13 13:57:00小...姐...当...你...孤...单...你...会...想...起...谁
作者:
ph18 2013-05-13 14:00:00你...想...不...想...找...个...__...来...陪
作者:
chang0206 (Eric Chang)
2013-05-13 14:08:00小...姐...我...旁...边...那...位...说...要...火...腿...蛋...大...冰...奶...奶...多...少...冰...
作者:
www7916 (翅膀)
2013-05-13 14:14:00推…爆…她…小…姐…就…会…从…
作者: moccabranco 2013-05-13 14:14:00
推....文...怎.....么...了.....
小..姐...请...问...你...听...过...安...丽..吗..？
P...P...T...的...大...家...好...
作者:
namis77 (Hakuna Matata)
2013-05-13 14:40:00哩..咩..气..咖..称..哞...?
小...姐...我...膝...盖...中...了...一...箭...
看...了.....好........痛...........苦.............
作者: zyaenhp 2013-05-13 14:52:00
好....欢....乐....的....推....文....呀....
小...姐....你...的..咪...咪..好...大 ...阿
可..以..让..我..摸..一 ...下....吗??
作者:
omg2272 (小铁)
2013-05-13 15:06:00我.....难.....过......的......是.....
作者:
www7916 (翅膀)
2013-05-13 15:11:00看…不…到…自…己…的…脚…
男..友..嫌..我..胖..要..我..少..吃..糖..啊..啊..啊
放..弃..你..放..弃..爱..放..弃..的..梦..被..打..碎
作者:
www7916 (翅膀)
2013-05-13 15:13:00真…的…爆…了…
差...一...点....点....大....家....上.....阿......
作者: s1s2s3s4 (zhang zhang) 2013-05-13 15:15:00
小...姐...我...要...一...杯...奶....茶...
作者: qoosky 2013-05-13 15:20:00
我...居...然...看...完...整...整...8...页...好...累...
作者: tome6258 (waitchuhsien) 2013-05-13 15:25:00
小...姐...我...还...有...点...饿...
作者:
mydeargf (用Moptt上线，有事可来信)
2013-05-13 15:27:00推....文....好..棒......花...样...好...多.....
作者:
wd77222 (玛玛玛乔)
2013-05-13 15:42:00小...姐...小...姐...别...生...气...
作者:
kurtdh (Kurt)
2013-05-13 15:47:00是…谁…吵…醒…本…将…军…
烘...疤...哩...呗...哩...崩...恶...灵...退...赛
给...开...司...一...罐...啤...酒...
作者:
Lubiee (毕毕)
2013-05-13 16:28:00控....八...控.....控........
作者:
tibon (天亮说晚安)
2013-05-13 16:29:00新...煮...沾...都...勒...
作者:
ru486 (天空之城)
2013-05-13 16:29:00我要当本篇第四个正常推文～ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
silaqui (Silaqui)
2013-05-13 16:31:00大...家...看...起...来...都...没...有...吃...饭...
作者:
BigWei (G.W.)
2013-05-13 16:32:00小...姐...你...有...看...到...我...的...脚...吗...?
我..开..完..刀..就..要..回..乡..下..跟..阿..花..
作者:
ThorJizz (托尔JIZZ)
2013-05-13 16:34:00丞..相..啊..不...小..姐...你..要..听..个..笑..话..吗?
我..刚..吃..完..普..渡..回..来..还..有..点..饿..
临..兵..斗..者..皆..阵..列..在..前..
作者: Repugnant (真的不是我) 2013-05-13 16:37:00
老...爷...不...要......夫...人...会...看...到...
作者: horse1990815 2013-05-13 16:41:00
当...你...看...我...走...进...来...我...不...是..
作者: horse1990815 2013-05-13 16:42:00
吃...早...餐.....我...是...还...没...吃...夜...宵
作者: louie145 (香草口味矿石) 2013-05-13 16:46:00
小..姐..可..以..让..我..看..你..的..内..裤..吗...?
小...姐...可...以...帮...我...小...解...吗?
作者:
loyin1 (Porsche)
2013-05-13 17:00:00推...文...是.....3...小...啦....
作者: khch (肥兔仔一枚) 2013-05-13 17:00:00
小..姐..找..钱..那..张..是..1000块..的....
作者: chao923 2013-05-13 17:07:00
为...了...世...界...请...把...内...裤...交...给..我...
靠...北...我...快...笑...屎...了...
作者: ShrKuai 2013-05-13 17:20:00
妳..知..道..上..一..个..卖..早..餐..的..在..哪..吗...?
作者:
Liumi (Ryumi)
2013-05-13 17:21:00我....笑...到....快....抽....筋.....XDDDDD
作者:
memes (风聆)
2013-05-13 17:27:00马......英......九......还......我......牛......
我...可...不...可...以...跳...著...说
作者: oath930i 2013-05-13 17:32:00
小...姐...有...卖...番...薯...吗....
小...姐...肥...皂...掉...了...帮...我...捡...
不..然..我..就..丢...早..餐..三..明..治..结..束...这...一...回...合...
作者:
ccw888 (昨夜西风凋碧树)
2013-05-13 17:39:00小...姐...老...板...叫...我...来...接...你...走...
作者: GRANDIA74 (人呢) 2013-05-13 17:40:00
印...和....阗....印...和....阗.......
作者: sckm160913 2013-05-13 17:42:00
求...小...姐...的...图...!....!.....!.......!
作者: fuan791013 (五成七八) 2013-05-13 17:43:00
你…们…搞…得…我…好…乱…啊…
作者: namcoz (namco) 2013-05-13 17:52:00
小...姐....你...看....我...没...有...脚................
作者: namcoz (namco) 2013-05-13 17:53:00
我..比..你..更..恐..怖....你..看....我..没..有..胸..部
因...为...我...的...脚....长....在..胸...部....上...
胸...部..被...我..自...己..吃...掉...了....
作者: distellable (不能说的秘密) 2013-05-13 18:18:00
唐家三少吗
楼...上...妳...怎...么...穿...胸...罩?
jum…p…ra…bbi…t…这.…里...是...P…T…T…不...是P..P..T...
作者:
easygg (容易)
2013-05-13 18:45:00妈...我...在...这...
亲..爱..的...过...得....好...吗..
这..样..读..起..来..好..累..阿..!
作者: twinsbrother (TSAO) 2013-05-13 19:33:00
小..姐..这...是...我..的..名..片
作者: laallen 2013-05-13 19:36:00
这…样…的…推…文…后…劲…好…强…
小...姐...想...来...我...们...公...司...上...班...吗
小...姐...来...碗...浓...豆...浆...好...吗..."
小...姐...快...上...菜...阿...等...好...久...了...
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2013-05-13 19:49:00推.........文.......X..........D.......D...............D
作者:
seaky (千冬绪)
2013-05-13 19:51:00小...姐...再...来...一...份...麻...婆...豆...腐...
作者: willie80816 2013-05-13 19:55:00
这...样...好...好...玩...
小...姐...这...是...一...把...有...毒...的...刀...
小...姐..我的..冷冻柜..好像..没插电...好..热呀...
作者:
blessu (和果子)
2013-05-13 20:04:00爬...文...莫...名...慢...超...累...人...
作者: snowmoon (big mike) 2013-05-13 20:05:00
妳…为…什…么…要…代…替…妳…爹…
作者: toyisaboy (七桃蜜仔) 2013-05-13 20:10:00
小...姐............(吐)
作者:
akaume (小草)
2013-05-13 20:22:00小...姐...我...要...加...蛋...不...要...这...里...等...
作者: she1015 (she1015) 2013-05-13 20:37:00
还在玩啊！XDD
小...强.....小...强.....你......不...能...死...呀...
作者:
herbi (老梁)
2013-05-13 20:39:00阿..姨..我..要..一..颗..蛋.只..要..蛋..黄.不..要..蛋..白
小..姐 我..身..体..好..臭..又..肿.........想..洗..澡
作者:
tomlang (ZZZ)
2013-05-13 20:45:00臣....亮....言....先....帝....创....业....未....半....
作者:
emHong (emHong)
2013-05-13 20:45:00小....姐.....可...以...帮...我.....写....作....业..吗
作者:
JOJOttt (嬌嬌打天下)
2013-05-13 20:57:00小姐...可...以..给...我..你...的..F...B..吗.......
作者:
Bucutemi (Cynthia)
2013-05-13 21:13:00小....姐.... 你....看....的...到....我....吗？
小.....姐.....你.....有.....看....到....我的鸡鸡吗
作者: tingvictor (zzzzz) 2013-05-13 21:57:00
楼上那个是遇到变态~快报警
作者:
Bravo5566 (下一站，失æ¥)
2013-05-13 22:00:00给....开....司....开....一....罐....啤....酒....
作者: changhua5566 2013-05-13 22:02:00
是~~~谁~~~吵~~~醒~~~本~~~将~~~军~~~XDDDDDD
是~~~谁~~~吵~~~醒~~~本~~~将~~~军~~~XDDD 超好笑
休...假...掐...里...吼...挖...爱...
吃...葡......萄......不......吐.....葡....萄.....皮.......
是~~~谁~~~吵~~~醒~~~本~~~将~~~军~~~ 靠杯XDDD笑炸
作者: Irisshy (小飞侠) 2013-05-13 22:53:00
是...谁...住...在...深...海...的...大...凤...梨...里..
为.何.我.会.低.音.帮.每.个.推.文.配.音.......?
楼...楼...上...不...是...一...个...人
作者: santosgama (无) 2013-05-13 23:06:00
是...谁...住...在...深...海...的...大...凤..梨..里
这....里...变....飘...版...了...吗...= =....
作者:
hbfu (远看是虫近看是龙)
2013-05-13 23:21:00小...姐...你...煮...好...慢...快...饿...死...了...
作者: leepin7796 (kiki) 2013-05-13 23:24:00
东区…东区…东区…趴…趴…趴…趴梯…
作者: firethief (普罗米) 2013-05-13 23:27:00
小...姐....你...有...听....过....安.....丽....吗....
作者:
lee79114 (windflute)
2013-05-13 23:27:00小.................................................姐
作者:
lucky1lk (赌到没钱的人)
2013-05-13 23:34:00小....姐....你....喜....欢....吃....青....椒...吗....
作者: bendu 2013-05-13 23:46:00
小...姐...妳...想...要...小...解...吗...
作者: mark31326 (无六) 2013-05-13 23:51:00
医......护......人......员.....辛......苦......了
作者: saikaze 2013-05-13 23:56:00
飞…龙…探…云…手…
作者:
ss36 (咪降)
2013-05-14 00:21:00是..谁..吵..醒..本..将..军...超...好...笑...X...D...
作者:
www7916 (翅膀)
2013-05-14 00:21:00小…姐…我…不…想…吃…饭…我…想…吃…你…
方...方...黄...黄...伸...缩...自...如...
作者:
lolok (安海)
2013-05-14 00:44:00小...姐...我...要...加...加...加...加...加...一点点就好.
作者: linawei 2013-05-14 01:01:00
嘎...嘎...嘎...嘎...哩...给...给...
作者:
yeh0216 (阿叶)
2013-05-14 01:24:00我......看.......完.....十....五.....页....了....X..D.
作者:
yeh0216 (阿叶)
2013-05-14 01:26:00I....w.a..n.t..to...p...lay....a....g..a.m.e.....
作者:
manu2083 (肩宽就是四十二)
2013-05-14 01:38:00小....姐....为....什....么....你....不....开....灯...
作者:
orangel (再也不开的向日葵)
2013-05-14 01:40:00来...人...喂...小...姐...吃...饼...
作者:
popolin (帕克猫猫太可爱了)
2013-05-14 01:53:00我…好…崩…溃 …神…推…文…新…竹…站…都…咧…
作者:
docoke (花)
2013-05-14 01:56:00不...给..饭....就..捣...蛋.......
一...定...要...配...温...开...水...
作者:
yang27 (彩虹万岁)
2013-05-14 03:13:00哥...靠...的...是...早...起...吃...早.....餐...
作者: teaar361 (默名悲伤的猪) 2013-05-14 03:37:00
早...餐...有...了...嘛...
朝...圣...推...潮...好...笑...der...
海....德..格....救....我......
我.....竟.....然.....被.....骗.....进.....来.....
X...D.....D......D.....D.....D.....D.....D.....D...D
怎..么..了..你..累..了..说..好..的..幸..福..呢..
...笨...版....又...有...新....花....招....了...
作者:
omikunn (欧米)
2013-05-14 11:43:00....推.....文......好.....好.....笑.....
作者:
tsioge (一段新的开始!)
2013-05-14 12:38:00小...姐....换....妳...睡...了...
作者: easyattack 2013-05-14 13:02:00
小...姐...喜...欢...吃...青...椒...吗...
作者: kiwi5ive (Victor) 2013-05-14 13:17:00
真....相....只....有....一....个....
作者: twelvechen (陈十二) 2013-05-14 14:46:00
小...姐...妳...大...便...会...擦...屁...股...吗...?
作者: fred22127290 (Fred) 2013-05-14 15:05:00
反....诈....骗... X......D......D....
作者:
mememe23 (erwwqeqwe)
2013-05-14 15:34:00哈.....哈....哈....哈....
我.......快.....笑......死.....X.....D.....D
偏偏不想加任何标点符号你知道标点符号这种东西是现代才有的吗古代的标点符号都是用红笔这样点来点去的喔很
作者: takeitfree (原波不是我) 2013-05-14 18:03:00
十...九...八...七...六...五...四...三...二...一...
作者: kusan31 2013-05-14 18:44:00
齁...胜...
这.......是.......甚......么.....新.....花......招....
作者: breeze1108 (breeze) 2013-05-14 20:39:00
冰..柜..有..点..冷..我..可..以..换..冰..箱..吗
作者:
seysem (seysem)
2013-05-14 21:02:00推…文…有…病…啊…
作者: rebecc9 (三斤一百) 2013-05-14 21:41:00
小...姐...这...是...我...的...名...片...
一......夜.........过.........去........
我...真...是..太...兴...奋...了...游...戏...boy
作者:
enasey (C12H24O12)
2013-05-15 14:58:00小...小姐......你喜...欢.....吃...青椒...吗?
作者:
alsoty (居歪)
2013-05-15 15:30:00生..完...嫌....太...胖...超...好...笑...
好.....好.....玩..................喔.............
MO.....MO...陈....凝..葳...我...爱...你...
作者:
Ting83 (Q口Q)
2013-05-15 21:27:00楼…上…趁…乱…告…白…！
推...文...怎....么..出...现...出...师...表
看...完...推...文...肚...子...饿...
作者: amekiyoshi (雨澈) 2013-05-16 02:32:00
是谁吵醒本将军超有梗!!! 推文看得超累 XDD
作者:
xcpoi (草草)
2013-05-16 02:50:00给...我...can...dy...船...票......
作者: milkvampire (Claudia) 2013-05-16 10:30:00
这..篇...好....可.....怕......
作者: gp02a77 (迈恩) 2013-05-16 13:49:00
你...们...在....大...声....什.....啦........
是...谁...詹...品...柔...我...喜...欢...妳...
作者:
GPX2000 (阿忠)
2013-05-16 21:55:00有...人....趁...乱...告...白.....
作者:
nojydia (cheerup)
2013-05-17 00:36:00我....也.....喜..欢.妳....给...盔...ㄇ..
作者:
divac (Gibbon)
2013-05-17 10:37:00我....活.....的...好...惨....
中......华......民......国......万......岁
作者:
Fonger (SpyCraft)
2013-05-25 07:02:00小....姐...我...买...不...到..便...当...你...能...帮....我...进...去..买...一...个....吗