[无言] You tiger me

楼主: cyray ((・(ェ)・))   2013-02-05 15:33:38
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刚刚因为心情有点烦燥,上了脸书喊了声:You go to hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
有个朋友回我 虾米碗榚
我以为他是看不懂英文,所以随便回一句:翻译是XX(朋友名)好帅
过没多久
这位朋友又回 You tiger me
???????
我一个瞬间无法领会他那句意思,以为是我单字有翻错
去了谷哥翻译一下
翻出来确实是 你老虎我
我又以为其实tiger有别层意思
所以又分开翻了一次
中文意思只有两个:老虎、虎
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我恍然大悟
原来朋友的意思是
你唬我
大哥你这英文用的有点妙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
我该说他笨还是太聪明呢?
作者: GREATSPY (@￿)   2013-02-05 15:36:00
It's mother's gone
作者: inzaghi520 (inzaghi)   2013-02-05 15:38:00
three small
作者: hope399331 (潮秋條)   2013-02-05 15:42:00
Go your mother
作者: jim3702 (皓皓)   2013-02-05 15:42:00
mix egg
作者: shadowjohn (转角遇到爱)   2013-02-05 15:48:00
nen
作者: flydogbus (黄小兵)   2013-02-05 15:49:00
cold chilly card is good
作者: sldwbb (幸福风筝手)   2013-02-05 16:00:00
me so see lu~
作者: frank8421 ( )   2013-02-05 16:01:00
what do you sar three small?y
作者: CP64 (( ̄▽ ̄#)﹏﹏)   2013-02-05 16:03:00
sldwbb你是讲味噌汤吗(?
作者: hosanna0813 (小梁\)   2013-02-05 16:06:00
How do you turn this on
作者: gomay (狗咩)   2013-02-05 16:18:00
ice snow smart
作者: sldwbb (幸福风筝手)   2013-02-05 16:26:00
CP64 plz speak EN~
作者: dodosteve (Hayashi Eriha)   2013-02-05 16:48:00
here people english very good:)
作者: walyun   2013-02-05 16:50:00
look three small TMDFK
作者: bigappleman (大侠爱吃麦当劳)   2013-02-05 16:51:00
sky blue bear good !
作者: bigappleman (大侠爱吃麦当劳)   2013-02-05 16:52:00
next people is gold town five
作者: lazywinnie20   2013-02-05 17:00:00
gold town five is here, thank you
作者: linhsing (人生哥)   2013-02-05 17:01:00
please bird me!
作者: onewgetit (牛)   2013-02-05 17:05:00
MD
作者: holybless (D.)   2013-02-05 17:08:00
new bamboo rice dust
作者: demonny (头痛&小雷)   2013-02-05 17:10:00
楼上一堆人的英文老ㄙ在cyr cyr
作者: jeff20092 (Natsuha夏葉)   2013-02-05 17:13:00
show me the money
作者: test05test (simpleS)   2013-02-05 17:14:00
Can say people words, can't you?Bitch就是bitch
作者: TokyoKind (乱枪打鸟的渣男)   2013-02-05 17:16:00
Dry you mother
作者: bigappleman (大侠爱吃麦当劳)   2013-02-05 17:17:00
demonny"s chinese teacher cry cry
作者: chumua (啾咪)   2013-02-05 17:18:00
Give you some colors to see see
作者: dustinhuang   2013-02-05 17:35:00
close north
作者: ksmayoAo (天空是蓝色的~)   2013-02-05 17:37:00
dont John
作者: puput (哈亚多)   2013-02-05 17:38:00
1F的意思是 去你妈的吗
作者: catshouse (dogshome)   2013-02-05 17:40:00
north blue~
作者: myface (愚者)   2013-02-05 17:46:00
denow!
作者: donhow (DONHOW)   2013-02-05 17:48:00
who call me??
作者: donhow (DONHOW)   2013-02-05 17:49:00
1 floor means your mother's gone!!
作者: PELJE (阿ㄇ)   2013-02-05 17:59:00
bakayalo
作者: kkiick   2013-02-05 18:19:00
OMG ha
作者: onlyminako (港妹)   2013-02-05 18:29:00
Push sentence so funny
作者: mrcat (猫先生)   2013-02-05 19:02:00
original Po don afraid, just movie sentence la
作者: condition0 (康迪迅零)   2013-02-05 19:02:00
no no no 1F mean gone your mother
作者: Jiyou (LK~戟柚)   2013-02-05 19:03:00
推文太深奥了!
作者: plant (ヽ(゚∀。)ノ 呀比)   2013-02-05 19:07:00
how do you turn this on
作者: Jiyou (LK~戟柚)   2013-02-05 19:08:00
楼上用秘技
作者: pphhxx (pphhxx)   2013-02-05 19:25:00
Tigerblue板哭哭
作者: weisenter (我想当带给别人幸福的人)   2013-02-05 19:27:00
how do you turn this onXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: samcool (= 2 =)   2013-02-05 19:28:00
show me the money
作者: tyler1111 (L A)   2013-02-05 19:44:00
original PO好好笑XDD
作者: a159753 (大叔)   2013-02-05 19:45:00
your mother's gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: kk0704 (拉拉哥)   2013-02-05 19:50:00
aegis
作者: bigappleman (大侠爱吃麦当劳)   2013-02-05 19:52:00
FURIOUS THE MONKEY BOY=GET original PO
作者: Tenging (菜鸟)   2013-02-05 20:08:00
Tigerblue
作者: iKelly (((○)))   2013-02-05 20:08:00
You all saying what I see no understand...
作者: Anthim (Rawls)   2013-02-05 20:13:00
推 how do you turn this on XDDDD
作者: ps3sogood (旅行)   2013-02-05 20:16:00
how do you turn this on XDDDD .........
作者: jerrylin (嘴砲无视)   2013-02-05 20:17:00
you are very tiger
作者: CJO1I6 (CJO1I6)   2013-02-05 20:19:00
whos your daddy
作者: xufunny   2013-02-05 20:22:00
how do you turn this on XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: xinya707 (妈我在这)   2013-02-05 20:24:00
Blue who say and whose
作者: kkeenn1997 (皮老)   2013-02-05 20:35:00
tuck tuck tuck
作者: lakershank (什么时候换我走运一下)   2013-02-05 20:36:00
ho~~XD~~~catch bag~~~
作者: Alone97   2013-02-05 20:45:00
E04ˊ_>ˋ
作者: mininakai (迷你中井)   2013-02-05 21:07:00
原PO没经历过大陆鸡时代…的样子
作者: Leeling (李铃)   2013-02-05 21:10:00
不懂how do you turn this on Q___Q
作者: TING790403   2013-02-05 21:11:00
how do you turn this on XDDDD 推文超好笑XD
作者: guestooxx   2013-02-05 21:13:00
到现在埋没人推 sit down please吗?
作者: datakao (叠塔糕)   2013-02-05 21:17:00
You bird me~~
作者: windrops (踩到乐高)   2013-02-05 21:29:00
good good eat
作者: Qyuan (Calmdown)   2013-02-05 21:34:00
rock on
作者: s0915479284 (霸丸XYZ)   2013-02-05 21:54:00
how do you turn this on 屁力车欸
作者: alan1943 (艾伦消失的旧时光)   2013-02-05 21:55:00
You smell like....BUUUURNING!
作者: xinya707 (妈我在这)   2013-02-05 21:56:00
How do u turn this on是世纪帝国吧
作者: newsun (其实我也不知道)   2013-02-05 22:00:00
aegis
作者: trollfrank (戳法黛妃)   2013-02-05 22:07:00
原PO啥时要已尻
作者: candyxu04 (Cc ♪)   2013-02-05 22:07:00
cow back!
作者: samcool (= 2 =)   2013-02-05 22:12:00
orignal PO has no GG?
作者: sillywhoever (I love God)   2013-02-05 22:14:00
oh~ money back me home~
作者: ps3sogood (旅行)   2013-02-05 22:28:00
Original PO super positive I rushed
作者: luvnight (谢庭)   2013-02-05 22:41:00
cow yao hahahaha XDDDDDDDDD
作者: lankoef (好热)   2013-02-05 23:09:00
show me the money
作者: ll8833 (183)   2013-02-05 23:10:00
morning night night how how one
作者: Mood310400 (DiGang)   2013-02-05 23:12:00
how do you turn this on
作者: xdoraemon ()momo熊()   2013-02-05 23:18:00
I will give u some color to see see
作者: temporarysee (耀)   2013-02-05 23:51:00
this is a book
作者: curlymaster (小卷毛)   2013-02-05 23:58:00
greedisgood 999999
作者: shawnisi (shawnisi)   2013-02-06 00:02:00
how do u turn this on xddd
作者: bluezero000 (窝草)   2013-02-06 00:41:00
may song might song
作者: happyoscar (雪奇)   2013-02-06 00:57:00
A B C D E F G
作者: flora1210 (飘飘)   2013-02-06 01:05:00
tigerblue
作者: kay22 (仮面ライダー)   2013-02-06 01:17:00
my cow bei <--我朋友教我的XD
作者: rainchen (rainchen)   2013-02-06 01:42:00
north seven
作者: CP64 (( ̄▽ ̄#)﹏﹏)   2013-02-06 01:44:00
raccoon male what
作者: FuYen (赴宴)   2013-02-06 01:49:00
反诈骗
作者: vbn87926 (剉)   2013-02-06 02:31:00
Why so serious?
作者: riverbird (Release myself:))   2013-02-06 03:33:00
刚看还以为你朋友在讲台语....
作者: icewindwu (中二不二)   2013-02-06 03:48:00
Up up down down left left right righ b a , Wudi code
作者: david12763 (最愛臭北鼻了呦)   2013-02-06 07:41:00
推文真的太好笑了,但还是要反诈骗一下
作者: sldwbb (幸福风筝手)   2013-02-06 09:08:00
i push again and again oh yeh
作者: guardwind (~坤~)   2013-02-06 09:26:00
mei show gang mo?
作者: bigredpig (坑掉下去就不好爬起来 囧)   2013-02-06 09:34:00
推文好笑XD
作者: khch (肥兔仔一枚)   2013-02-06 09:40:00
wi~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者: inzaghi520 (inzaghi)   2013-02-06 09:55:00
好赌又赌!!??
作者: CNEX (CNEX)   2013-02-06 10:11:00
push post lie me
作者: s80623 (Q卡☆)   2013-02-06 10:27:00
笑点是这推文~~XDDDDDDDD
作者: FinnTheHuman (阿宝)   2013-02-06 11:09:00
糟了!是世界奇观
作者: sldwbb (幸福风筝手)   2013-02-06 11:38:00
this issue will blow up
作者: joechiboo (猪猪雯)   2013-02-06 12:06:00
我怎么看成 u trigger me
作者: lithaimo (莱斯艾摩)   2013-02-06 12:56:00
how do you turn this on 这是什么梗啊 想不起来〒△〒
作者: ilovescorpio (天蝎)   2013-02-06 13:02:00
楼上,是世纪帝国招换霹雳车!
作者: RedPine (sasa777sasa777)   2013-02-06 13:10:00
chicken open
作者: nonamestyle   2013-02-06 14:02:00
Whosyourdaddy
作者: sldwbb (幸福风筝手)   2013-02-06 14:55:00
pily pily pily mou~
作者: vi000246 (Vi)   2013-02-06 15:00:00
WTF
作者: bigappleman (大侠爱吃麦当劳)   2013-02-06 16:03:00
原PO刚睡饱
作者: king1864 (King)   2013-02-06 16:07:00
morning nine nine how how one.
作者: bigappleman (大侠爱吃麦当劳)   2013-02-06 16:10:00
你的文章都好好笑呀! 你年纪一定很小 傻傻的
作者: pennymarkfox (潘尼老狐狸)   2013-02-06 16:13:00
comments always saved op.
作者: cocoleeeric (小笨荡)   2013-02-06 16:14:00
seven morning eight morning, you cry father andcry mother
作者: Johhan   2013-02-06 16:16:00
推king1864
作者: yusy ( )   2013-02-06 16:17:00
cow back
作者: peiningyu (arpi)   2013-02-06 16:20:00
king1864 我没法理解! 解释成:找舅舅好好玩XDDDDDDD
作者: peiningyu (arpi)   2013-02-06 16:22:00
我跟我弟刚刚解码成功了 @@
作者: peiningyu (arpi)   2013-02-06 16:23:00
这未免太... 伤害我幼小的心灵QAQ
作者: peiningyu (arpi)   2013-02-06 16:26:00
不是啦是说之前那一句解码成功之后实在有点太震撼了@@
作者: nono740116 (两手是我的极限)   2013-02-06 16:40:00
我以为你朋友是想叫你TAG他 但是TAG打成胎葛
作者: papaya2002 (啪公)   2013-02-06 16:44:00
Jonson push
作者: sldwbb (幸福风筝手)   2013-02-06 16:44:00
说好的英文推文呢?
作者: edenjau (白月)   2013-02-06 17:05:00
blue who say and whoes
作者: neoikki   2013-02-06 17:34:00
TMD.. NMD.. CNMD.. <---- 这些通通真的有
作者: tsioge (一段新的开始!)   2013-02-06 19:02:00
tigerblue
作者: kas1846 (neko)   2013-02-06 19:49:00
推文XDDDD
作者: kkboy5200 (逍遥)   2013-02-06 20:21:00
Gan nin nia !!
作者: g512004 (不会晃的纳豆)   2013-02-06 20:27:00
Are you shiting me?!
作者: orz9573 (YEE)   2013-02-06 21:25:00
根本与龙共舞的梗XDDDD
作者: didiasdcvb (白毛)   2013-02-06 22:07:00
Let me morning nine nine,plz
作者: didiasdcvb (白毛)   2013-02-06 22:08:00
i can no can get in water bucket?!
作者: crimson11 (crimson)   2013-02-06 22:41:00
That's his grandma's bears
作者: DoLuDoDaDa (督噜督答答)   2013-02-07 02:27:00
whosyourdaddy
作者: fggdog (飛狗)   2013-02-07 03:33:00
cry already
作者: orzmm ( )   2013-02-07 03:57:00
Are you shitting me?
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2013-02-07 10:09:00
.....
作者: onlyminako (港妹)   2013-02-07 12:25:00
Original PO, I CAN!!! Come on~
作者: big1p (biglp)   2013-02-07 14:10:00
so whysy dfslgjri sdriojgp eojfse eogjpje e ejopgesj
作者: simga (我可不可以跳着说)   2013-02-07 16:17:00
An apple a day, keep the doctor away.
作者: kattte (诚实面对自己吧!)   2013-02-07 18:52:00
与龙共舞都没看过 啧啧
作者: Anthim (Rawls)   2013-02-07 21:02:00
Mr. good~good
作者: g30601 (梅克斯)   2013-02-08 00:53:00
perverted
作者: ilyaadam (因为心在左边)   2013-02-08 05:01:00
我还以为是说you胎哥密(台语)....
作者: ccing   2013-02-08 10:48:00
1楼是 它妈的 XDD
作者: wunming (吴恩铭)   2013-02-08 11:06:00
ca ma ki ve an nua gia
作者: lbowlbow (沉睡的小猫)   2013-02-08 15:02:00
听不懂比较正常吧这串
作者: piggreat (朱)   2013-02-08 17:09:00
与龙共舞耶~~~~
作者: tangoloss173 (Saol)   2013-02-11 11:08:00
i think this need anti crafty lie one down
作者: tangoloss173 (Saol)   2013-02-11 11:09:00
no pass i still give push
作者: white132 (白)   2013-02-11 22:31:00
give your father remenber
作者: ss860708 (小小太)   2013-02-15 19:41:00
为什么我觉得是I LOVE(老虎) U
作者: ss860708 (小小太)   2013-02-15 19:42:00
u luv me 才对
作者: Draculalu (endless)   2013-02-15 20:59:00
love tiger oil?
作者: youare610 (你是610)   2013-02-27 01:02:00
you guess you guess you guess guess guess
作者: waterfull727 (khuntertop)   2013-03-04 13:08:00
power overwhelming

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