刚刚晚上吃饱饱
去楼下散步 经过一个篮球场
刚好有一堆小孩在 "踢篮球"
球弹到坐着吹风聊天的一对老夫妻旁边 于是小孩请他们帮忙捡
突然那男人大喊 :[ 小朋友! 投篮要靠膝盖啊! ]
话一说完 就把球从三分线跳投
结果投到一颗空心球 还掷到其中一个在篮底附近的小孩
于是那小孩放声大哭 哭得超惨烈
那男的摸著小孩的头说 : [ 小朋友,你喜欢篮球吗!? 你是男生,不可以被球打到
就哭喔!]
接着,那男的拿起篮球,不断用篮球撞打自己的脸,再说:
[ 你看! 叔叔是男生! 被球打到也不会哭喔!]
那小孩说: [ 叔叔...我哭是因为那颗球刚刚沾过大便...]
作者: pipiooxx 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XD
作者:
ErinChu (含巨大长茎)
0000-00-00 00:00:00叔叔:“呜哇哇哇哇” 弟弟:“叔叔,你是男生,不可以”
作者:
ru486 (天空之城)
2011-02-16 16:45:00很假
作者: clicker1986 2011-02-28 12:40:00
XD
作者:
b822187 (轩轩)
2011-09-09 01:44:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者: pichu921 2011-09-09 01:47:00
刚喝的红茶都喷到键盘上了....Q口Q
作者:
gatimercy (grazie merci)
2011-09-09 01:50:00我很喜欢 这次是我的真心话
作者:
oldwoo (老吾老吴)
2011-09-09 01:50:00现在晚了.....但我笑到根本憋不住XDDDDDDD
作者: simon814141 (枸杞儿) 2011-09-09 01:55:00
不行 太有情境了 ... XDDD
作者: simon814141 (枸杞儿) 2011-09-09 01:56:00
最近是屎文的时代 且都是用脸接屎(?)
作者: icewerwolf (Jimmy) 2011-09-09 02:01:00
太joke的剧情啦~]
作者: foner (枫儿) 2011-09-09 02:12:00
哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
fujo (小黄)
2011-09-09 02:13:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: danshu 2011-09-09 02:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qabc155237 (qaz) 2011-09-09 02:27:00
屎脸
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lumis888 (lumis888)
2011-09-09 02:36:00应该要爆吧XD
作者: apiod ( ) 2011-09-09 02:42:00
XDDDDDDDDD 结果换那个人哭了吗
作者:
xyz (赛的缺‧摸爱)
2011-09-09 02:43:00哈哈哈~~~好白烂喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
boa313 (えみつん大好き)
2011-09-09 02:58:00脸会臭臭的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kim1990 (阿金)
2011-09-09 02:59:00一秒就屎脸@@
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
qeworz (幼幼)
2011-09-09 03:13:00爆
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了
作者:
chiick (鸡暴北)
2011-09-09 03:19:00悲剧阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aa80372264 2011-09-09 03:19:00
XD
作者: formosa90 2011-09-09 03:21:00
屎面!!! XDDD
作者:
gn02320324 (五月天+SNSD=无限动力)
2011-09-09 03:32:00哈哈哈...还想说好有卡通剧情...结果是...快笑翻了XDDD
作者: batflyaway (小歪) 2011-09-09 03:32:00
XD
作者:
leibe (来吧!)
2011-09-09 03:33:00我快笑死了
作者:
freech (Rock!!)
2011-09-09 03:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yachun218 2011-09-09 03:52:00
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ective (就这样不要理我。) 2011-09-09 03:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
imirror (镜)
2011-09-09 04:15:00我笑道我家小狗一脸惊恐的看着我XDDDDDDDD
作者:
Moffy 2011-09-09 04:43:00哈哈哈哈哈哈笑到停不下来XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
tofit (tofit)
2011-09-09 04:45:00怎么想都觉得不合常理 比较像joke 冏
作者:
ranbank (Mai-K 专属骑士蓝银)
2011-09-09 04:53:00跟柔道部主将黑熊有异曲同工之妙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
vito530 (北車æœæ±¶æ¾¤)
2011-09-09 04:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
q111175 (自助而后天助)
2011-09-09 06:16:00后劲好强
作者:
hate56 (国境汁男)
2011-09-09 06:57:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lucky1lk (赌到没钱的人)
2011-09-09 06:59:00XDDDDDD
作者: cynthiachen (cyn) 2011-09-09 07:00:00
难道那叔叔闻不出屎味吗XDD
作者:
ero7728 (Summer)
2011-09-09 07:27:00XDDDD
作者: leohh 2011-09-09 07:33:00
后劲好强XDD
作者: Hans14 (沉默反对派) 2011-09-09 07:45:00
XDDDDD 这篇真是无厘头.....
作者:
liyuoh (皇帝-李后主)
2011-09-09 07:50:00爽了~
作者: qaz12453 (路人) 2011-09-09 07:53:00
不可以哭唷 揪咪^.<
作者: aaabac 2011-09-09 08:22:00
叔叔不能哭唷!
作者: lalaysky ( harmony ) 2011-09-09 08:24:00
XDDDDDDD
作者:
fonlinian (提督じゃん!ちーっす!)
2011-09-09 08:31:00笑到停不住好为难阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cm88guy (徐小马) 2011-09-09 08:34:00
这是灌篮高手+足球小将+吉本兴业 XDDDD
作者: khch (肥兔仔一枚) 2011-09-09 08:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 怎么这么好笑
作者: aikaimolie 2011-09-09 08:45:00
笑到肚子痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rtz6114 (阿杰) 2011-09-09 08:53:00
后劲太强了XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Daddario (运运运运动彩~~~)
2011-09-09 08:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
watership (小强怕的是肥皂水!!)
2011-09-09 09:03:00好夸张XDDDDDDDD
作者: Kuoantlang 2011-09-09 09:16:00
笑死我了
作者:
richday (缤纷)
2011-09-09 09:16:00超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: twelvechen (陈十二) 2011-09-09 09:25:00
笑翻~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
unolady (行照驾照拿出来)
2011-09-09 09:32:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
WLR (WLR™)
2011-09-09 09:33:00笑死XDDDDD
作者: shiuan409 2011-09-09 09:34:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: coldchris (chris) 2011-09-09 09:37:00
XD
作者: nicholas7676 (黑轮) 2011-09-09 09:38:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!
作者:
luke7212 (宇宙大路克)
2011-09-09 09:38:00让我想到黑熊...
作者: LuckyPop (幸运啪) 2011-09-09 09:38:00
语毕,换叔叔哭了。
作者:
libur (在海上放牧的风)
2011-09-09 09:39:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
sp0429 (荔枝)
2011-09-09 09:44:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ID2507 (时间好快)
2011-09-09 09:45:00XDDDDDDD 后劲太强了
作者: vinita (红豆) 2011-09-09 09:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDd靠
作者: wuann099 2011-09-09 09:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ibfate 2011-09-09 10:03:00
一直打~太好笑了XDDD
作者:
eno4022 (eno)
2011-09-09 10:05:00XDDDDDD
作者: kentsam2077 (低调的人) 2011-09-09 10:06:00
XD
作者: werty874 2011-09-09 10:09:00
难怪篮球是用踢的 原来案情并不单纯XDD
作者: aster99 (依古) 2011-09-09 10:11:00
恩~ XDDDDD
作者:
needhp (AzaFish阿渣鱼)
2011-09-09 10:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cruelgirl (emma) 2011-09-09 10:19:00
好笑!推!XDDD
xXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mekida (鲁sir)
2011-09-09 10:25:00我还以为是反串安西跟三井
作者:
heq8 (E )
2011-09-09 10:46:00笑到不行....
作者: tigerflyer (两张嘴) 2011-09-09 10:56:00
................................................
作者: tigerflyer (两张嘴) 2011-09-09 10:57:00
我还以为要拜师了
作者:
crazyL 2011-09-09 11:00:00XD
作者: tigerflyer (两张嘴) 2011-09-09 11:03:00
空心球是指篮外还是帅气空心阿
作者:
s88239 (億載金城æ¦)
2011-09-09 11:10:00沾到大便XDDDDDDDDDDD
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
chupan (但愿人长久/千里共婵娟)
2011-09-09 11:17:00很好笑,可是老夫妻身手还这么矫健,还自称叔叔吗?
作者: kevin088 (干!我怕老婆!!) 2011-09-09 11:18:00
让我想到周星驰"破坏之王"的片段...我想你已经受到应有的惩罚了...
作者:
GGisme (刘君君)
2011-09-09 11:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sbbest (Jerry)
2011-09-09 11:20:00靠差点在图书馆大笑
作者: imhuan 2011-09-09 11:24:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
qekye (Barbarian)
2011-09-09 11:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2011-09-09 11:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: FakeHand (假手) 2011-09-09 11:51:00
笨版真瘟腥
作者: ee14orange (电机orange) 2011-09-09 11:56:00
XDDD
作者: cherngen 2011-09-09 12:07:00
就可文给嘘
作者:
wmm0105 (RR)
2011-09-09 12:08:00xdd
作者: fairylu 2011-09-09 12:20:00
叔叔不可以哭喔 XDDDDDD
作者: ReallExin (EE) 2011-09-09 12:21:00
笑惨啦 XXXD
作者:
ASAO200 (XMANX)
2011-09-09 12:27:00XD 太好笑啦
作者: IMjupiter 2011-09-09 12:31:00
是真的也太好笑XDD
作者: incolala 2011-09-09 13:00:00
XDDDDDDDDD结屎脸
作者: lilymoonpig (牛奶武士) 2011-09-09 13:04:00
后劲好强!笑死了!
作者:
chiaojed (不关周瑜的事)
2011-09-09 13:05:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
will625 (人生啊)
2011-09-09 13:58:00XD
作者: WhatTheBosh (WhatTheBosh) 2011-09-09 13:59:00
最好会没味道
作者: hh440977 2011-09-09 14:03:00
笑惨了!!!!
作者:
auchen (小羊)
2011-09-09 14:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: noctimoon (夏天快来!!) 2011-09-09 14:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2011-09-09 14:21:00XDDDDD
作者:
waqw (sscadas)
2011-09-09 14:29:00XDDD
作者:
medoom (死ぬ気の炎)
2011-09-09 15:05:00XD
作者:
x007 (叉胖的7号)
2011-09-09 15:23:00叔叔:(闻)干!
作者: himurajacky (MilK) 2011-09-09 15:24:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!
作者:
ooo418oo (ooo8江南style快10w了!8)
2011-09-09 15:28:00笑翻了!!!!!
作者:
oXnXo 2011-09-09 15:50:00恶XDDDD
作者: eayterrr 2011-09-09 15:58:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: CTUST (您真是套牢高手) 2011-09-09 15:59:00
哇塞 你的脸怎么变的比球还臭 结屎脸
作者: sky19831105 2011-09-09 16:12:00
真的很白痴!!
作者: suwithlove 2011-09-09 16:20:00
最倒楣的是篮球...
作者:
yaploop (童话都是骗人的)
2011-09-09 16:23:00哈哈哈哈笑歪了我
结屎脸无误阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: orangelif (Lif) 2011-09-09 16:59:00
XDDD
作者: eugenefight (Wf Boy) 2011-09-09 17:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zeat (L.)
2011-09-09 17:11:00后劲太强了,还好我没喝水XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
alikeps2 (开一地陌生花)
2011-09-09 17:18:00靠嘴角失守
作者: votinna (Let it be~~) 2011-09-09 17:20:00
这真的太好笑了,结屎脸...哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
oplk (欧普林克)
2011-09-09 17:44:00XD
作者: charles0203 (Mango) 2011-09-09 17:58:00
HUH
作者:
eco100 ( )
2011-09-09 18:50:00虎烂
作者: pain0202 2011-09-09 18:59:00
难怪要用踢的 XDD
作者:
librann (Future?)
2011-09-09 19:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
alin147 (ALIN)
2011-09-09 19:11:00智障;0
xXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
s203abc (SamFu)
2011-09-09 19:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cashko 2011-09-09 19:43:00XDDD
作者:
a880338 (☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁)
2011-09-09 20:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
xk1a4u (不懂why)
2011-09-09 21:00:00妖兽 XDDD
作者: bixi 2011-09-09 21:00:00
那人应该整个僵住了吧......
作者: airysky 2011-09-09 21:10:00
干 笑死我了
作者: stamp0911 (...) 2011-09-09 21:17:00
好强 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fechyijy (GHOST)
2011-09-09 21:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cherngen 2011-09-09 22:02:00
不好笑 乡民真温馨
作者: p00027 (小折) 2011-09-09 22:12:00
我微笑了= =
作者:
judyegg (judyegg)
2011-09-09 22:15:00XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
作者:
ponialieo (*~(o >///<)o)
2011-09-09 22:26:00杯具阿XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ck6310 (隐藏人物) 2011-09-09 22:30:00
是真的我才推
作者:
rainsong (大雨大雨一直下)
2011-09-09 22:37:00真的假的?
作者: olibuda 2011-09-09 22:41:00
XD
作者:
GUDU (归仁甄子丹)
2011-09-09 22:46:00为什么大家都推...这一看就很唬烂啊...
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2011-09-09 23:28:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: approved (阿慢仔) 2011-09-09 23:58:00
看起来很像周星驰电影的剧情,瞎掰的吧
作者:
siamese (S逻)
2011-09-10 00:06:00XDDDDD
作者:
kiyung (莱顿˙华道夫)
2011-09-10 00:07:00XD
作者:
souta0829 (欲望不多,比较快乐)
2011-09-10 00:15:00超赞,有笑有给推!管他是不是真的...
作者:
nisak (bJ森4NI)
2011-09-10 01:17:00真的很好笑=_=
作者:
Sparxxx ( )
2011-09-10 02:30:00唬烂版喔
作者:
elwyn (殿下)
2011-09-10 02:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: t2994688 (天橋上跳橋的被複製人) 2011-09-10 03:00:00
有笑有推 XDD
作者: Diabolik (一WANTED一) 2011-09-10 03:47:00
欢迎来到 虎烂版
作者:
c1089 (赵二虎)
2011-09-10 03:58:00好笑!
作者:
yutso (yutso)
2011-09-10 04:23:00好像真的越看越唬烂耶= =
作者: peach0802 2011-09-10 08:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
e8672596 (Berdy)
2011-09-10 10:16:00XD
作者: michael5182 (michael) 2011-09-10 11:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ponialieo (*~(o >///<)o)
2011-09-10 11:25:00唬烂也没关系阿 好笑就好XD
作者: stella1103 2011-09-10 16:30:00
哈哈哈哈哈
作者: gn01804772 2011-09-10 17:00:00
好有后劲的笨点阿!(呜... 肚子好痛)
作者:
aoiaoi (苍井葵)
2011-09-10 17:45:00我笑点很低 可是这篇没笑....
作者: zivet (搬家胖丁一枚~~) 2011-09-10 20:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
xower2004 (青山依旧在,几度夕阳红)
2011-09-10 22:24:00后劲好强xDD
作者:
TKCH (啥?)
2011-09-10 22:32:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eachway 2011-09-10 22:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yun1014 (跟着FU走)
2011-09-10 22:50:00好笑XD
作者: HATEFISH 2011-09-10 23:00:00
好好笑XDDD
作者:
Yaask (夏天是恋爱开始的季节)
2011-09-10 23:16:00爆笑
作者:
sarahyu (浩呆玉)
2011-09-10 23:28:00超好笑…大推
作者:
apple7146 (钱奈<(〥 ▽〥)>)
2011-09-11 00:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Huang11 (放空中...) 2011-09-11 01:09:00
XD
作者: xyz711xyz 2011-09-11 10:33:00
现在弟弟跟叔叔的脸都有大便了.....
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: daihow (有名小卒) 2011-09-11 16:47:00
豪洨
作者: s800112s (蠢蠢的"马的") 2011-09-12 12:08:00
止不住的笑意
作者:
jaren (回忆的拥抱)
2011-09-12 13:27:00这篇我笑了XD
作者:
unalis (夏天)
2011-09-12 16:42:00XDDDDD 好经典
作者: indicate 2011-09-12 23:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
dormice (MJ KING OF POP )
2011-09-13 01:14:00后劲很强XDD
作者:
s128128 (d-_-b)
2011-09-13 18:34:00sorry!
作者:
qormp2 (全家都爱coffee)
2011-09-13 20:38:00怎么没有爆?笑惨我了XDDD
作者: HNO3 (硝酸) 2011-09-13 22:28:00
难怪把篮球拿来踢...
作者:
lily64 (lily)
2011-09-13 22:41:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yc11 (不是我!!)
2011-09-14 01:22:00XD
作者: amifish (:o) 2011-09-14 01:48:00
XDDDDD
作者: yn686 2011-09-14 02:01:00
到了用球砸自己脸就狠有画面了~结局更好XDD
作者:
afulet (1岁就很帅)
2011-09-14 07:30:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: troylun 2011-09-14 11:15:00
XD
作者: shamannippon (shama) 2011-09-14 15:34:00
太白痴了啦 上班要憋笑好痛苦
作者: yentzchien (炎凰熐) 2011-09-14 16:40:00
嘴角失守...
作者: sf77720 (一半的月亮) 2011-09-14 18:10:00
后劲有够强的啦
作者: arthur1018 (精进发心!!) 2011-09-14 19:39:00
假的吧!!真的也不太好笑
作者: radown 2011-09-14 20:09:00
那就爆吧~
作者: kuoyuntony 2011-09-15 01:58:00
就可文给嘘
作者: a908350614 (撷取瞬间化为永恒) 2011-09-15 10:59:00
难怪要用踢的XDDDDD
作者:
ajay13 (阿杰)
2011-09-16 02:57:00后劲好强....XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Ghamu (猫丸)
2011-09-16 10:34:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: JosephWen (Wen) 2011-09-17 14:48:00
大笑
作者:
johnyy (顺其自然)
2011-09-19 19:21:00XD
作者: cuteship (帆哥、斩、百人) 2011-09-19 21:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
qwe98734 (其实我...)
2011-09-23 23:17:00后劲好强XDD
作者:
ru486 (天空之城)
2011-09-30 21:11:00好假的感觉..