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right808 (多行不义必自毙。)
2011-01-23 23:48:35板工提醒:内容少于二十字 或 少于三行,会立刻砍文,并视情况劣退!
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一名女子与男友吵架
大哭大闹之际愤怒飙出
"你不要再逼我，要不然我自慰给你看!!!!!!"
尽管她后来立刻反口尖叫地说
"是自杀!!自杀自杀自杀!!!"
但也满好奇这种口误他俩和好没。
以上为友人不吝分享，本人认为极为厚糗丢脸因此po上来
呵呵。
作者: kdiou (现在是蜗牛) 2011-01-23 23:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
x753951 (Acat)
2011-01-23 23:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
keithjr (契．)
2011-01-23 23:53:00这就是传说中的打手枪自杀法吗 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jay86319 (Esta es la vida)
2011-01-23 23:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eightpen 2011-01-23 23:54:00
打了二十分钟的手枪!!
作者:
xx790924 (嘿呀喔嗨哟)
2011-01-23 23:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Hans14 (沉默反对派) 2011-01-23 23:56:00
加油加油加油!!!
作者:
Wynners (无糖绿茶)
2011-01-24 00:00:00传说中活活爽死????XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
liuyt (YTL)
2011-01-24 00:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
是女的!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
m4z06 (m4z06)
2011-01-24 00:09:00哈:D这这....口误也太...
作者:
gnidnic (gnidnic)
2011-01-24 00:11:00妳这样要我不逼妳也难
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
evabird (哈囉你好吗~)
2011-01-24 00:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
evabird (哈囉你好吗~)
2011-01-24 00:13:00[新闻] 有一名年轻女子疑似爽死
作者:
xyz (赛的缺‧摸爱)
2011-01-24 00:13:00蛮屌的XD
作者: transitions 2011-01-24 00:13:00
口误还是心声XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Hateson (曾经沧海难为水)
2011-01-24 00:15:00完全戳到我的点哈哈哈哈哈ㄚㄚ哈哈ㄚ哈阿
作者: jessbianrad 2011-01-24 00:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fbixx (小毛)
2011-01-24 00:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ur (我是 你的)
2011-01-24 00:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
myopia (科学妹)
2011-01-24 00:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smoky314 2011-01-24 00:19:00
一堆宅男宅女高兴成这样..他们两个正在床尾合呢~ (XDDDD)
作者:
juice044 (芥末黃)
2011-01-24 00:19:00值得推荐！
作者:
sazuki 2011-01-24 00:23:00还、蛮、屌、的
作者:
Inland (\("▔□▔)/)
2011-01-24 00:23:00长这么大第一次看到这种要求
作者:
ko74652 (Reese lin)
2011-01-24 00:23:00哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
cyranoh (De Bergerac.)
2011-01-24 00:27:00跟新注音一样 那名女子习惯成自然
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Iamjoker (暱称不存在) 2011-01-24 00:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Lendies (发呆) 2011-01-24 00:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sigsig (我爱枫叶国..........)
2011-01-24 00:36:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
futae (goblin bat)
2011-01-24 00:39:00男友表示：非常期待
作者: royalkevin 2011-01-24 00:39:00
某官员对立委说:你逼太紧了 我快要干不下去了
作者:
vills (我想去海边)
2011-01-24 00:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Hodou (￣︶￣) 2011-01-24 00:52:00
图呢？
作者: telephone03 (─ ─ ─ ‧‧‧─ ─ ─) 2011-01-24 00:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jana61630 (我是小梳) 2011-01-24 00:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
v6v69 (ツナ)
2011-01-24 01:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ciao816 2011-01-24 01:07:00
XD
作者: crazy84128 2011-01-24 01:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
k920187 (OXO)
2011-01-24 01:16:00男友:我帮妳
作者: wumeimei 2011-01-24 01:18:00
应该吵不下去了吧~好好笑喔!!以后吵架用这招!!
作者:
bottega (Nolan)
2011-01-24 01:29:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: muska0312 2011-01-24 01:31:00
这口误也太冏了吧...不过应该马上就和好了吧...
作者: vacuum40173 (章鱼) 2011-01-24 01:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
gr1031 (G.R.)
2011-01-24 01:37:00瞬间合好的大绝XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: windinjury 2011-01-24 01:43:00
其实她想要和好才会故意口误吧:P
作者:
ooXD (圈圈差低)
2011-01-24 01:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
poikz (yuan)
2011-01-24 02:10:00怎么没人推“先承认妳就是妳朋友”的梗
作者: quietvox 2011-01-24 02:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
TongYa (Tong Ya)
2011-01-24 02:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wicl 2011-01-24 02:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2011-01-24 03:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wh90050305 2011-01-24 03:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
staycos (波罗咩包)
2011-01-24 04:35:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
作者: thinklu 2011-01-24 12:38:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
frankfgt (iverson)
2011-01-24 12:40:00阿拉哈哈哈哪哈哈 阿阿阿阿ㄏㄏㄚ
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: thehumanism (骑完子) 2011-01-24 12:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: stes5115 (凯) 2011-01-24 12:59:00
为什么某楼推文我看成 正在床 尾和 = ="
作者: stes5115 (凯) 2011-01-24 13:00:00
尾合
作者:
Armuu (阿ㄇㄧㄨ)
2011-01-24 13:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ning0201 (出小坑跌大坑)
2011-01-24 13:21:00温腥
作者:
Greed623 (闪闪小超人)
2011-01-24 13:22:00XDDDD
作者: hcf7657 2011-01-24 13:23:00
哈哈!!我也常口误...有笑有推
作者: Stylux 2011-01-24 13:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Deesu (高屏桥治克隆尼)
2011-01-24 13:36:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: av8dloveme (J.C) 2011-01-24 13:45:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
qsxesz (粉红兔宝宝)
2011-01-24 14:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sebu (绝不调的心)
2011-01-24 14:40:00XD
作者: sxobb (成天睡觉) 2011-01-24 14:59:00
给他爆!!如何!!!
作者:
ZaX10A (Q﹏Q)
2011-01-24 15:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
johnyy (顺其自然)
2011-01-24 15:28:00我想要推...生命是美好的^.< 盛怒之余请小心说话唷
作者: olivia1124 (Allison要乖乖长大) 2011-01-24 15:30:00
xdddddddddddddd
作者:
cyranoh (De Bergerac.)
2011-01-24 15:33:00从那名女子口误来看 可以确定她一定体验过生命是美好的
作者: eeheart (拉拉拉拉) 2011-01-24 15:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
your135 (想不到)
2011-01-24 15:53:00完全戳到我的笑点哈哈哈哈哈ㄚㄚ哈哈ㄚ哈阿哈啊
作者: yajinueda (耶黑～) 2011-01-24 15:54:00
就逼她了吧！！xDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
gallery (Contracorriente)
2011-01-24 16:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: uromam (mamoru) 2011-01-24 16:16:00
wwww
作者:
ggaabbcc (Revan)
2011-01-24 16:21:00口误的也太偏差XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tfairyland 2011-01-24 16:25:00
XDDDDDDD 男:终于等到了ㄎㄎDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dimit0811 2011-01-24 16:28:00
XD
作者:
rainlon (小料)
2011-01-24 16:31:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: airysky 2011-01-24 16:38:00
喔~ 爆了耶
作者:
ms920 (cleo)
2011-01-24 16:46:00有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
u04vul (陌生人 再见了~)
2011-01-24 16:56:00真的是笑死我了XXXD
作者: ben3683 (大树) 2011-01-24 16:57:00
只好逼你了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qvTYTvp 2011-01-24 16:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
notettu (note点点头)
2011-01-24 16:58:00没听过这种要求XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kahigh (John3345)
2011-01-24 17:27:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
这威胁好特别XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kria5304 (XenoMegaREENovaSaga)
2011-01-24 17:50:00男:了不起啊 我也会啊
作者:
s9405303 (暱称就我学号啊)
2011-01-24 18:28:00如果那男的真的继续逼她，她也许真的会自慰哦。 科科
作者: quion 2011-01-24 18:33:00
男友当场听到应该觉得很好笑吧 ＸＤＤ
作者:
ru5229 (赖皮)
2011-01-24 19:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: trustmyself (修行人) 2011-01-24 19:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
我的方便面喷出来了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hontsa (红茶)
2011-01-24 19:55:00骂到笑出来 = =
作者:
sket119 (戴草帽的章鱼)
2011-01-24 20:20:00我如果是男友大概会笑到吵不起来XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: liao777 2011-01-24 20:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: idlypanda 2011-01-24 20:53:00
-_-
作者:
aoiaoi (苍井葵)
2011-01-24 21:03:00没有当场笑场吗 XD
作者: smoky314 2011-01-24 21:06:00
(小声说: 我觉得可以当SXD新企划)
作者: ambercoffee (LeNNa) 2011-01-24 21:38:00
XDXDXDXDXDXD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2011-01-24 21:39:00XDDD
作者: clothk80419 2011-01-24 21:46:00
男友更鸡动
作者:
ujane (cryingbb)
2011-01-24 21:46:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cashko 2011-01-24 21:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: crueangel (Holzfälle) 2011-01-24 22:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shengwen (懒...) 2011-01-24 22:23:00
板标板标板标 你不要逼我~~~~~~~~~~~
作者: gjgjg 2011-01-24 22:31:00
作者:
icyling (会不会放手其实才是拥有)
2011-01-24 22:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: babylin0425 (堡贝绫) 2011-01-25 00:21:00
XDDDDD应该马上会笑出来吧
作者: Mars973062 (咩喵呣) 2011-01-25 00:28:00
第一次听到有人这样要求的..
作者: kcchungx 2011-01-25 00:51:00
这实在是不推不行阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jeff7272 2011-01-25 01:13:00
怎么没人推"先承认原PO就是你朋友"??
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
N1KE (耐吉)
2011-01-25 02:43:00要是我一定就炒下去
天阿XD那影片好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kersihi (小柯不姓柯)
2011-01-25 03:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a569 (娘) 2011-01-25 05:23:00
女友是指"自卫"吧...后来发现会被误会吧...没人这样感觉吗...这其实不是口误 是听误(误
作者:
kuo1102 (别来无恙)
2011-01-25 09:14:00按摩棒借妳 ( 递 )
作者:
loading1 (吃东西是幸福的)
2011-01-25 12:40:00真好
作者: chen5244 2011-01-25 12:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
newkoida (男人真可恶)
2011-01-25 13:14:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: r066895177 2011-01-25 16:10:00
不想看= =
作者: diamant (钻石糖) 2011-01-25 18:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ridosa 2011-01-25 20:50:00
作者: yo0703 (挖细短左) 2011-01-25 21:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hs311268 2011-01-25 21:02:00
这太好笑了...可能男生会继续逼下去吧
作者:
rm6y72 (橘子)
2011-01-25 21:34:00男:好阿
作者:
DLHZ ( )
2011-01-25 22:11:00dreambearsp:我笑到一定要离开这个页面不然会有生命危险
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Chinre (帅呀!!!Gibbs!!!)
2011-01-26 10:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cccareit 2011-01-26 10:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD 太强了！
作者:
dormice (MJ KING OF POP )
2011-01-26 12:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: br11k 2011-01-26 12:30:00
好好笑阿～～在萤幕前面傻笑ㄌ
作者: q09125293 2011-01-26 13:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD是女的XDDDDDDDDD
作者: cussam 2011-01-26 15:14:00
XD
作者:
momomiya (momomiya)
2011-01-26 20:13:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
petwing (主流想法不一定是好的)
2011-01-26 21:18:00妳根本就是在逼我要逼妳嘛！
作者: r19880603 2011-01-26 23:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
arrakis (DukeLeto)
2011-01-27 03:16:00超可爱XD
男:BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
作者:
JUDO610 (暗夜犯行者)
2011-01-27 21:04:00我笑啦~~~!!!!
作者:
len53 (Life's a bitch)
2011-01-28 15:44:00不可以逼太紧
作者: Irenekt (ink) 2011-01-28 20:05:00
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
嘴里的食物差点喷出来XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Abelnight (男人的胸襟是被冤枉大的!) 2011-01-31 16:08:00
他们在打闹吧??
作者: paggy994 (栩依) 2011-01-31 23:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: c5117818 (YaoYu) 2011-02-04 03:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: deblue (小随) 2011-02-04 13:52:00
哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hideto0502 2011-02-10 17:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: waitmonday (waitmonday) 2011-02-12 04:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
musicz (Mr. Smile [#33])
2011-02-13 21:04:00XDDD
作者:
goldnun (黄金)
2011-02-25 22:39:00推打手枪自杀法 XD