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[无言] 我忘记你是男的了

楼主: luluhsuan (路路)   2010-04-06 01:16:08
忘了是什么时候
大概很久以前了吧!
某次跟一个男生的朋友出去
因为他是男生的关系
点饮料都不会点少冰
每次都喝正常冰
而且都喝得很快
快到他吞饮料我都听得到咕噜咕噜的声音
由于女校待习惯了
一时也忘记他是男的
就跟他说
"欸 饮料不要喝这么快，对子宫不好。"
语毕，他转头过来看我
"可是我没有子宫，只有捧宫..."
作者: GoGi8   2010-04-06 01:19:00
利京表示：
作者: p123i456g (orenjijusu)   2010-04-06 01:25:00
.....
作者: DreamFly0811 (飞轮)   2010-04-06 01:27:00
可是我没有子宫，我只有挖工 (碗公)
作者: neosocool ( neosocool )   2010-04-06 02:08:00
.....
作者: PatrickPipi (哲)   2010-04-06 02:15:00
大笑
作者: GTLeft (孙中山)   2010-04-06 02:20:00
可是我没有子宫，我只有两光
作者: flytocat   2010-04-06 02:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ichunkiwi (2010-04-06 02:26:00
我大笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: penny93730   2010-04-06 02:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ooqq0823 (丑人)   2010-04-06 02:40:00
我最喜欢跟奇怪的姊姊玩奇怪的游戏 (误
作者: ISANKI (猫儿只会吃)   2010-04-06 05:45:00
大笑XDD
作者: x223223233 (帕姆)   2010-04-06 06:42:00
有笑有推XDXD~~~
作者: jyunwei (jyunwei)   2010-04-06 06:47:00
捧宫XDDD
作者: Loraiba (L)   2010-04-06 07:42:00
捧宫很好笑耶w
作者: cynthiakeh (可)   2010-04-06 07:52:00
有笑有推 xdddddddddddddddd
作者: byzantines (公爵亲卫骑士)   2010-04-06 08:08:00
捧宫XDDD
作者: a85316 (No More Pain)   2010-04-06 08:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s945153 (winner224)   2010-04-06 08:39:00
好幽默喔 哈哈
作者: ccc78413 (此帐号已换人)   2010-04-06 08:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: skyme   2010-04-06 08:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: conective (晓枫残眠)   2010-04-06 08:55:00
XD 不错
作者: danny0210 (熊吉)   2010-04-06 09:02:00
xD
作者: babyhater (无机偷打)   2010-04-06 09:02:00
XDDDDDD
作者: wwokeb (I'm nue nue)   2010-04-06 09:06:00
Q__Q 我的蛋饼都喷到萤幕上了....
作者: raineagles   2010-04-06 09:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: poiu1234 ( )   2010-04-06 09:28:00
捧宫...
作者: grate77430 (麦麦麦兜麦香奶茶)   2010-04-06 09:32:00
捧宫ㄟ谋力XD
作者: gamer880831   2010-04-06 09:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maybehope   2010-04-06 09:39:00
够酷!!!
作者: KTXNS (Yeah!大佛!)   2010-04-06 09:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: APee0509 (耶匹依依)   2010-04-06 09:51:00
捧宫好笑XDD
作者: shunchao ( zz)   2010-04-06 09:51:00
XD
作者: std7912 (往目标前进)   2010-04-06 09:51:00
XDDDDDD
作者: ssbird2003   2010-04-06 09:54:00
捧宫超赞...XDDD
作者: a0170801708 (我是谁)   2010-04-06 10:09:00
XDDDD
作者: trywish (一一二)   2010-04-06 10:11:00
这个姐姐好奇怪，我们不要跟她玩?
作者: morina0291   2010-04-06 10:18:00
有笑又正 大推XDD
作者: noviage (涵涵)   2010-04-06 10:22:00
XD
作者: m523756 (水)   2010-04-06 10:33:00
捧宫大胜!!!忍笑好痛苦
作者: feather9456 (阿毛)   2010-04-06 10:36:00
大推捧宫啊!!!XDDDD
作者: aganqq (aganqq)   2010-04-06 10:39:00
XD
作者: mizuhara (隐者之紫)   2010-04-06 10:40:00
本日第一推决定给这篇，经典~~XD
作者: criesout (:()   2010-04-06 10:46:00
XD
作者: quietvox   2010-04-06 10:57:00
捧宫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cornelius930 (?)   2010-04-06 10:59:00
虎科资管??
作者: to35181 (边缘人45)   2010-04-06 11:03:00
是传说中的天空蓝吗??
作者: landing (螺丝)   2010-04-06 11:25:00
你朋友真有趣XD
作者: weitsuyoshi   2010-04-06 11:31:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: youngkay (小羊)   2010-04-06 11:34:00
你这个糊涂蛋XD
作者: bambambam (bambambam)   2010-04-06 11:34:00
不错
作者: kyork (k约克)   2010-04-06 11:35:00
反应超快XD~~话说，女生也有捧宫阿
作者: lartanis (囧)   2010-04-06 11:37:00
只有我看成棒宫吗？
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2010-04-06 11:47:00
XDD
作者: wantface (掐~~理~~)   2010-04-06 12:11:00
有笑有推
作者: bluesea7731 (素颜罗刹●Local宅)   2010-04-06 12:13:00
反应真快XDDDDD
作者: njpju3133   2010-04-06 12:27:00
推捧宫~
作者: snoworange   2010-04-06 12:32:00
捧宫太好笑了
作者: yokohina (Sylvia)   2010-04-06 12:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDd
作者: qoo60606 (凛)   2010-04-06 12:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: librann (Future?)   2010-04-06 12:46:00
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cuteyanzi   2010-04-06 12:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: colorful7837 (miss.卡乐弗)   2010-04-06 12:49:00
我笑了...
作者: ava0810 (剁手指女王)   2010-04-06 12:59:00
XDDDDD
作者: podo7722 (葡萄君)   2010-04-06 12:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: numb0955 (RocknRoller)   2010-04-06 13:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: transk500 (就是个大麻烦)   2010-04-06 13:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kyakkya (凯凯)   2010-04-06 13:11:00
推捧公
作者: winston1130   2010-04-06 13:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kklffg (泽田鹤也)   2010-04-06 13:18:00
这篇好快就被M了
作者: fatsologo (肉圆拔)   2010-04-06 13:40:00
捧功XD
作者: haby1895 (阿伯爷)   2010-04-06 13:46:00
XDDDDD
作者: isitture (isittrue?)   2010-04-06 13:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cloud741019 (白色幻境)   2010-04-06 13:53:00
我怎么以为是墙壁装潢不好的 捧拱 有人跟我一样吗...
作者: oomai (好吃好吃)   2010-04-06 13:59:00
他也还算冷静啦!
作者: idkwts174   2010-04-06 14:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: juref   2010-04-06 14:18:00
我的妈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tinyrain ( )   2010-04-06 14:20:00
捧宫 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: locust0923 (柠檬优酪乳)   2010-04-06 14:23:00
捧宫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mosfet003102   2010-04-06 14:28:00
推反应超快!
作者: JUI67   2010-04-06 14:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: xu3u4503 (白熊)   2010-04-06 14:29:00
捧宫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: greencapave (小玉西瓜)   2010-04-06 14:38:00
原来还有这招啊
作者: eisenccw (板标白马)   2010-04-06 14:41:00
我学到了 ~ 我学到了 ~ XD
作者: whitecloudc   2010-04-06 14:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: JadeChen (我死定了)   2010-04-06 14:56:00
噗
作者: kileen (如花美眷似水流年*^^*)   2010-04-06 15:03:00
笑翻了～～～每次看到台语写成国字变成笑点 都会大笑..XD
作者: yueying (玥影)   2010-04-06 15:05:00
原PO表示：请自宫
作者: taxitaxi (阿三)   2010-04-06 15:10:00
好久没在笨板大笑了 XD
作者: Terry1984 (puppy)   2010-04-06 15:41:00
捧宫XD
作者: pentis (å°‘å°‰)   2010-04-06 15:42:00
CD 可恶
作者: butter1211 ( )   2010-04-06 15:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yuche1127   2010-04-06 15:49:00
推原PO的朋友!!!
作者: bochumomo (啵啵家族打杂清洁工)   2010-04-06 15:53:00
我在喝水…差点大喷到营幕上= =
作者: c30 (李昂狮子)   2010-04-06 16:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ranjay (小杰)   2010-04-06 16:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: amsmm (扑哩)   2010-04-06 16:18:00
XDDDDDDDD笑倒了
作者: yao316 (旅行的意义)   2010-04-06 16:41:00
XDDDDDDD
作者: jerry810728   2010-04-06 16:44:00
GJ!!
作者: soslow (恩典满满天才Boy)   2010-04-06 16:49:00
后劲好强
作者: paleoworld (路遥吃狗屁)   2010-04-06 17:21:00
炸！！！！太好校啦XDDDDDD
作者: c58264cathy (阿哈哈哈哈哈)   2010-04-06 17:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: needhp (AzaFish阿渣鱼)   2010-04-06 17:45:00
大笑+1XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alohalove (感觉好像失去自己....)   2010-04-06 18:08:00
DX
作者: top068 (vera)   2010-04-06 18:12:00
楼上…
作者: Jssssssss   2010-04-06 18:33:00
捧攻不错!!
作者: kelopi   2010-04-06 19:08:00
还好我控制得宜 喝的水没有喷出来
作者: jenniferelf (小小)   2010-04-06 19:09:00
吃饭差点噎到！有笑啦XDD
作者: martinsd (Maybe)   2010-04-06 19:23:00
哈哈...
作者: gamekimg (Monkey)   2010-04-06 19:24:00
这很正常啊！每个人都有捧宫
作者: chuangshubin (热热喝 快快好)   2010-04-06 19:30:00
姊姊好可爱 我可以跟你玩吗
作者: babaluu   2010-04-06 20:03:00
不错XD
作者: Jiuliano1412 (拥有)   2010-04-06 20:08:00
XD
作者: yureca (就这样吧！)   2010-04-06 20:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tamotora (Holly)   2010-04-06 20:15:00
这个姊姊好奇怪...我们不要跟她玩!!
作者: Arlen7119 (不过就是暱称)   2010-04-06 20:15:00
XDDDDD
作者: Physix10 (路人甲)   2010-04-06 20:18:00
我笑了ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ
作者: iveylu (艾唯露)   2010-04-06 20:27:00
捧宫戳到我的笑点了..超好笑XDDDDDDDD
作者: ILOVESHIN   2010-04-06 20:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: feather7124   2010-04-06 21:01:00
捧宫超好笑XDDD
作者: enc06 (记得要早睡...)   2010-04-06 21:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: happy6331ya (胖子)   2010-04-06 21:04:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑了!
作者: tsharon (= just keita =)   2010-04-06 21:05:00
XDDDDD 忍不住大笑
作者: tony19880112 (中初哥)   2010-04-06 21:05:00
今天第一笑~~很棒
作者: popomo   2010-04-06 21:09:00
XD
作者: asami (阿撒米)   2010-04-06 21:18:00
捧宫好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: FangCC (希望)   2010-04-06 21:21:00
捧宫~~捧宫~~捧碗公~~~~
作者: Erreur (低调咖)   2010-04-06 21:31:00
捧宫 太好笑了XDDD
作者: gile08 (Gile)   2010-04-06 21:32:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: signpoison   2010-04-06 21:34:00
推捧宫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: taipeionly   2010-04-06 21:35:00
捧宫=膀胱，学了新词了。
作者: willis00   2010-04-06 21:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hanju5 (哈啾:))   2010-04-06 21:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: isaac0046 (破锅)   2010-04-06 22:01:00
捧宫.......XD
作者: butter1211 ( )   2010-04-06 22:02:00
爆
作者: trueofme   2010-04-06 22:03:00
有好笑到~
作者: yjlee0829 (Pony)   2010-04-06 22:24:00
推到爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: elittle (已经净空完毕 )   2010-04-06 22:41:00
我笑出来了 哈哈哈
作者: qp23good   2010-04-06 23:02:00
超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fate9243 (赚钱)   2010-04-06 23:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD金好笑
作者: suchiachi (两个人的看海计划*)   2010-04-06 23:28:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: johnyy (顺其自然)   2010-04-06 23:45:00
好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD捧宫
作者: asami1117   2010-04-07 00:08:00
超级好笑的耶~
作者: ql4ql4 (泡泡)   2010-04-07 00:12:00
XDDDDD
作者: yuichiro (Belief is Power..)   2010-04-07 00:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ixjnkeewnoxx (Zapdos)   2010-04-07 01:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: elfwayne (巧克力)   2010-04-07 02:05:00
听的懂捧公耶 XDDD
作者: smiley0610 (蒜56)   2010-04-07 04:11:00
XDDD我大笑，笑到肚子痛ㄏ哈哈哈哈
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪)   2010-04-07 11:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: au3fu6dd   2010-04-07 15:53:00
他反应很快哦xDDDDD
作者: TO3032063 (晴小空)   2010-04-07 16:02:00
捧宫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDY
作者: Allen1217   2010-04-07 18:22:00
我真的笑了............
作者: xhungx (沁菜)   2010-04-07 20:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: biglunatic (我要步入正轨!!)   2010-04-07 21:33:00
捧宫赞！XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: herbert1021 (红茶)   2010-04-07 23:41:00
推捧宫Y
作者: a2314147 (骑这车飞翔)   2010-04-08 00:07:00
我笑翻了..
作者: zero726 (佚名)   2010-04-08 06:54:00
捧宫GJ!!XDDD
作者: a0823anny (希希)   2010-04-08 10:24:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cococat (眷恋水色枫泪雨)   2010-04-08 10:30:00
原po正妹
楼主: luluhsuan (路路)   2010-04-08 16:01:00
感谢大家热情支持XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: crystalalala (水晶晶)   2010-04-08 23:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mannshan   2010-04-09 16:07:00
幽默喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: doriswe   2010-04-09 19:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: those0   2010-04-09 23:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 噗...害我喷出来................
作者: h5371 (小熊糖)   2010-04-10 10:57:00
今天第一推，有点
作者: SuperTaco (TO-FU OYAKO)   2010-04-11 00:07:00
推捧宫！
作者: vivi1210 (微微〃)   2010-04-11 00:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: soramaru (空圈)   2010-04-11 09:56:00
饮料点什么和性别有什么关系???
作者: richday (缤纷)   2010-04-12 15:57:00
女生通常不会点正常冰~以免生理期来会很痛
楼主: luluhsuan (路路)   2010-04-12 16:24:00
没错楼上正解XD
作者: alin5 (复归)   2010-04-12 21:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: linkevin1688 (oh)   2010-04-13 01:20:00
捧宫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Haiker (I ride, therefore I am)   2010-04-15 15:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: waftwindy (璇)   2010-04-15 18:07:00
推捧宫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: darkseafish (这是个寂寞的世界)   2010-04-17 15:25:00
好笑!
作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡尘)   2010-04-18 20:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: kanthonysue (K)   2010-04-18 22:26:00
他脑筋转得好快XDDDDD
作者: akame (光)   2010-04-19 20:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nuvita (给我多一点勇气)   2010-04-21 01:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gatboyha (SHiRoMe)   2010-05-19 20:24:00
XDDDD
作者: SiriusLupin (日光)   2010-05-29 09:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: allbase09   2010-06-25 00:49:00
超好笑!!!!!!!!!!
作者: magicsiren ( 四季)   2010-07-21 12:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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